😵‍💫 Skitzocow Ethan Gluis / Sewerslvt / Sadboy Sheldon / "Jvne" / "Jvnko" / Ponk's Bakery / cynth0ni - Edgy, Pedo, Tranny Breakcore musician, Abuses stray cats "just to feel something", Sent his asshole to his crush to win her over

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Adelaide, Australia. In the wake of hysteria surrounding this post, the vast potential for chaos presents itself. Retards have gotten nothing juicy other than a few shitty photoshops of his unknown face. So what does Adelaide, Australia hide?

Well I did some research, he made a little while back under the name "Pretty Cvnt". After giving it a once-through listen (currently deaf after that) it's extremely obvious that the album covers the ever growing distance between what we enjoy and us. Now, because Ethan is a grease lord, we can conclude that the medium of entertainment he uses to represent this idea is none other than Japanese Cartoons. Ethan loooves his Japanese Cartoons -- I don't think I remember an album where something about Japanese culture wasn't included -- so much so that I was willing to bet that he's a big fucking weeaboo. So big that he would actually take the time out of his day to go and hang out with other people that enjoy Japanese Cartoons. Now the verb "going to" and the noun "anime convention" can be put together in a sentence that you double-chromies can understand but that would take too long. I was on the hunt for a celebrity guest speaker list, Q&A panels, etc etc. Unfortunately, Adelaide is also extremely retarded and can't build websites for shit so I couldn't find definitive lists of any. Now, using a guise (e.g. data presentation, media outlets) to email the many event organizers in Adelaide and get a list of guests is a very risky maneuver that I might have done. Nothing really caught my eye about 2 weeks ago when I checked the reply, just a few celebrity names I've heard before but don't care about. I went back through this thread to read the data you all archived; every little piece of Ethan retardation and behavioral trends I kept in the back of my mind. Is there anything that Ethan might have visited and been filmed at? Well, you all know Ethan used to go by the name "Sadboy Sheldon". (Look for anything relating to Teenage Robot) We also know that the message archives point to Ethan having some kind of appreciation for Halo or something (He kept talking about how good it is.). There's also the Ethan having an infatuation with Evangelion (I think, idk his fanbase are all socially inept so they all like the same shit). The list goes on: Burnout, Watamote, Darling in the Franxx, anything that might have a lead. So I went through the guest speaker lists, I checked through all the names I thought might have a lead; Skimming over a bunch of Steve Downes' panels and interviews at AvCon, nothing caught my eye. Watamote pictures and panels at Animaga, nothing. You get the gist. No leads after about 1.5 hours of searching through really boring footage of fat greasy men asking and jizzing their pants at guest speakers. I may really dislike all of you guys, but I won't bore you with the details of every other panel. Yada Yada searching searching Yada Yada... until I see: Quinton Flynn Q&A AvCon 2017. I knew this guy voiced Sheldon in that one cartoon about a teenage robot, but I went into the video. Without a single crumb of hope. The questions become boring and I drown out a lot of it but then I hear "Sheldon" and I do a double take. I say to myself "wait a minute, that hair." Alright fuckers to cut a long story short I've given you an extremely likely match for the fatass. Take the image and the link.
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here you go. No, I didn't archive any of this. I'll let you guys deal with that because I can't be fucked to.
Notice that this dude asks about sheldon, the haircut is similar, and this takes place well before Ethan announced tranny status. This is NOT guaranteed to be him so don't fucking act like it. What I'm saying is this is a very probable match.

And jesus fucking christ you all are annoying. My "defeatist attitude" wasn't me admitting that Ethan's the winner, it was instead the product of you guys failing to find anything even remotely surprising or interesting. I'm a fucking 30 year old software engineer with too much free time, not a purple haired delusional troon trying to pander to kids and young adults that fake having depression for attention (adding onto this most of Ethan's community have genuinely convinced themselves that they are living a hard life, so it's not faking depression they have serotonin dysphoria LMAO).
 
fuckyou1111111 said:
Adelaide, Australia. In the wake of hysteria surrounding this post, the vast potential for chaos presents itself. Retards have gotten nothing juicy other than a few shitty photoshops of his unknown face. So what does Adelaide, Australia hide?

Well I did some research, he made a little while back under the name "Pretty Cvnt". After giving it a once-through listen (currently deaf after that) it's extremely obvious that the album covers the ever growing distance between what we enjoy and us. Now, because Ethan is a grease lord, we can conclude that the medium of entertainment he uses to represent this idea is none other than Japanese Cartoons. Ethan loooves his Japanese Cartoons -- I don't think I remember an album where something about Japanese culture wasn't included -- so much so that I was willing to bet that he's a big fucking weeaboo. So big that he would actually take the time out of his day to go and hang out with other people that enjoy Japanese Cartoons. Now the verb "going to" and the noun "anime convention" can be put together in a sentence that you double-chromies can understand but that would take too long. I was on the hunt for a celebrity guest speaker list, Q&A panels, etc etc. Unfortunately, Adelaide is also extremely retarded and can't build websites for shit so I couldn't find definitive lists of any. Now, using a guise (e.g. data presentation, media outlets) to email the many event organizers in Adelaide and get a list of guests is a very risky maneuver that I might have done. Nothing really caught my eye about 2 weeks ago when I checked the reply, just a few celebrity names I've heard before but don't care about. I went back through this thread to read the data you all archived; every little piece of Ethan retardation and behavioral trends I kept in the back of my mind. Is there anything that Ethan might have visited and been filmed at? Well, you all know Ethan used to go by the name "Sadboy Sheldon". (Look for anything relating to Teenage Robot) We also know that the message archives point to Ethan having some kind of appreciation for Halo or something (He kept talking about how good it is.). There's also the Ethan having an infatuation with Evangelion (I think, idk his fanbase are all socially inept so they all like the same shit). The list goes on: Burnout, Watamote, Darling in the Franxx, anything that might have a lead. So I went through the guest speaker lists, I checked through all the names I thought might have a lead; Skimming over a bunch of Steve Downes' panels and interviews at AvCon, nothing caught my eye. Watamote pictures and panels at Animaga, nothing. You get the gist. No leads after about 1.5 hours of searching through really boring footage of fat greasy men asking and jizzing their pants at guest speakers. I may really dislike all of you guys, but I won't bore you with the details of every other panel. Yada Yada searching searching Yada Yada... until I see: Quinton Flynn Q&A AvCon 2017. I knew this guy voiced Sheldon in that one cartoon about a teenage robot, but I went into the video. Without a single crumb of hope. The questions become boring and I drown out a lot of it but then I hear "Sheldon" and I do a double take. I say to myself "wait a minute, that hair." Alright fuckers to cut a long story short I've given you an extremely likely match for the fatass. Take the image and the link.
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here you go. No, I didn't archive any of this. I'll let you guys deal with that because I can't be fucked to.
Notice that this dude asks about sheldon, the haircut is similar, and this takes place well before Ethan announced tranny status. This is NOT guaranteed to be him so don't fucking act like it. What I'm saying is this is a very probable match.

And jesus fucking christ you all are annoying. My "defeatist attitude" wasn't me admitting that Ethan's the winner, it was instead the product of you guys failing to find anything even remotely surprising or interesting. I'm a fucking 30 year old software engineer with too much free time, not a purple haired delusional troon trying to pander to kids and young adults that fake having depression for attention (adding onto this most of Ethan's community have genuinely convinced themselves that they are living a hard life, so it's not faking depression they have serotonin dysphoria LMAO).
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Thank you for your spergery. I am truly speechless. This is God's greatest gift of all.
Edit: If it's him, that is.
Also, do we know what his voice sounds like?
 
ethan stole fanart without asking or crediting the original artist for his megamix upload. shows even more how little a fuck he gives toward his fans
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Could it be a kidney disease since he's an obese faggot? At this point I wonder what would kill him first, his obesity or when he finally decides to kill himself.

This might not be a surprise to anyone, but he's actually retarded. Most of this things sounds like an edgy self-diagnose but it's still funny.
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He says he doesn't want fan art where they draw him as a loli, but it's a little confusing since I think he retweeted a fan art where he was drawn as a little girl having sex. Also, he says he is denouncing loli for years but didn't he used loli hentai as album cover ? Trannies being hypocrites, who would've thought!

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Now he says he's fat and proud when initially the drawings with which he represented himself were of a thin girl lmao

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Maybe it's a coincidence but i find interesting that as soon someone posted here about Ethan being in the discord server and his ID, he dissappeared from the server.
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Finally getting around to compiling all the screenshots I got. Hoo boy some of these are questionable.

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"Jvne" crying at the world as per usual.
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This one reads bottom up:
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What did they mean by this???
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Self-diagnosing
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"Jvne" "denouncing" CP and stuff
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But then posts this... not a good look, chief.
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Here's some interesting connections...
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Pyrocynical and Sewerslvt... to be honest it was only a matter of time before he showed up I feel like considering some of his connections to Australia.

Here's something you never wanted to picture...
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Must Die! X Sewerslvt
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History with Machine Girl
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Sewerslvt tarnishing the great name of Limp Pumpo (actually great project if you enjoy Gummo mashups, penis music and just general chaos)
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>He was friends with the fat fetish furry groomer
Imahdjun moi shohck!!
fuckyou1111111 said:
Adelaide, Australia. In the wake of hysteria surrounding this post, the vast potential for chaos presents itself. Retards have gotten nothing juicy other than a few shitty photoshops of his unknown face. So what does Adelaide, Australia hide?

Well I did some research, he made a little while back under the name "Pretty Cvnt". After giving it a once-through listen (currently deaf after that) it's extremely obvious that the album covers the ever growing distance between what we enjoy and us. Now, because Ethan is a grease lord, we can conclude that the medium of entertainment he uses to represent this idea is none other than Japanese Cartoons. Ethan loooves his Japanese Cartoons -- I don't think I remember an album where something about Japanese culture wasn't included -- so much so that I was willing to bet that he's a big fucking weeaboo. So big that he would actually take the time out of his day to go and hang out with other people that enjoy Japanese Cartoons. Now the verb "going to" and the noun "anime convention" can be put together in a sentence that you double-chromies can understand but that would take too long. I was on the hunt for a celebrity guest speaker list, Q&A panels, etc etc. Unfortunately, Adelaide is also extremely retarded and can't build websites for shit so I couldn't find definitive lists of any. Now, using a guise (e.g. data presentation, media outlets) to email the many event organizers in Adelaide and get a list of guests is a very risky maneuver that I might have done. Nothing really caught my eye about 2 weeks ago when I checked the reply, just a few celebrity names I've heard before but don't care about. I went back through this thread to read the data you all archived; every little piece of Ethan retardation and behavioral trends I kept in the back of my mind. Is there anything that Ethan might have visited and been filmed at? Well, you all know Ethan used to go by the name "Sadboy Sheldon". (Look for anything relating to Teenage Robot) We also know that the message archives point to Ethan having some kind of appreciation for Halo or something (He kept talking about how good it is.). There's also the Ethan having an infatuation with Evangelion (I think, idk his fanbase are all socially inept so they all like the same shit). The list goes on: Burnout, Watamote, Darling in the Franxx, anything that might have a lead. So I went through the guest speaker lists, I checked through all the names I thought might have a lead; Skimming over a bunch of Steve Downes' panels and interviews at AvCon, nothing caught my eye. Watamote pictures and panels at Animaga, nothing. You get the gist. No leads after about 1.5 hours of searching through really boring footage of fat greasy men asking and jizzing their pants at guest speakers. I may really dislike all of you guys, but I won't bore you with the details of every other panel. Yada Yada searching searching Yada Yada... until I see: Quinton Flynn Q&A AvCon 2017. I knew this guy voiced Sheldon in that one cartoon about a teenage robot, but I went into the video. Without a single crumb of hope. The questions become boring and I drown out a lot of it but then I hear "Sheldon" and I do a double take. I say to myself "wait a minute, that hair." Alright fuckers to cut a long story short I've given you an extremely likely match for the fatass. Take the image and the link.
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here you go. No, I didn't archive any of this. I'll let you guys deal with that because I can't be fucked to.
Notice that this dude asks about sheldon, the haircut is similar, and this takes place well before Ethan announced tranny status. This is NOT guaranteed to be him so don't fucking act like it. What I'm saying is this is a very probable match.

And jesus fucking christ you all are annoying. My "defeatist attitude" wasn't me admitting that Ethan's the winner, it was instead the product of you guys failing to find anything even remotely surprising or interesting. I'm a fucking 30 year old software engineer with too much free time, not a purple haired delusional troon trying to pander to kids and young adults that fake having depression for attention (adding onto this most of Ethan's community have genuinely convinced themselves that they are living a hard life, so it's not faking depression they have serotonin dysphoria LMAO).
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Welcome back, Ethan.

Edit: I don't know if I am doing this right but here is me attempt at archiving.

Edit #2: You actually might actually have found him despite the really awkward way you found this shit. (Note: The one on the right is a wig so long hair does not mean anything)
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AI enhanced maybe-Ethan. Not sure what the line on the nose is, it's slightly there in the video. Maybe a scar or something. God, it would be amazing if this was him.
 
Kenya Jones said:
>He was friends with the fat fetish furry groomer
Imahdjun moi shohck!!

Welcome back, Ethan.

Edit: I don't know if I am doing this right but here is me attempt at archiving.

Edit #2: You actually might actually have found him despite the really awkward way you found this shit. (Note: The one on the right is a wig so long hair does not mean anything)
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Good to be back. PS this "awkward" process is really the driving force behind most successful lolcow threads. Think outside the box. Take Chris Chan for example, or Shia Labeouf. THAT is the type of digging that gets people talking. The Eureka! moments on this thread are useless screenshots and stuff that can be found using surface-level resources.
 
fuckyou1111111 said:
Adelaide, Australia. In the wake of hysteria surrounding this post, the vast potential for chaos presents itself. Retards have gotten nothing juicy other than a few shitty photoshops of his unknown face. So what does Adelaide, Australia hide?
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Wow this is really something, nice work. Sorry for ever assuming you were a fat troon.
 
if this actually is him i guess ill be the first one to say it

Ethan is fat and i would not have sex with him
 
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Gorgonzola said:
Anything actually to go on other than asking about Sheldon?
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It is in Adelaide, where we know he's from. Doubt there's many people in Adelaide who specifically like Sheldon from My Life as a Teenage Robot.
It could definitely not be him, but there's also a non zero chance that it is.
 
fuckyou1111111 said:
Adelaide, Australia. In the wake of hysteria surrounding this post, the vast potential for chaos presents itself. Retards have gotten nothing juicy other than a few shitty photoshops of his unknown face. So what does Adelaide, Australia hide?

Well I did some research, he made a little while back under the name "Pretty Cvnt". After giving it a once-through listen (currently deaf after that) it's extremely obvious that the album covers the ever growing distance between what we enjoy and us. Now, because Ethan is a grease lord, we can conclude that the medium of entertainment he uses to represent this idea is none other than Japanese Cartoons. Ethan loooves his Japanese Cartoons -- I don't think I remember an album where something about Japanese culture wasn't included -- so much so that I was willing to bet that he's a big fucking weeaboo. So big that he would actually take the time out of his day to go and hang out with other people that enjoy Japanese Cartoons. Now the verb "going to" and the noun "anime convention" can be put together in a sentence that you double-chromies can understand but that would take too long. I was on the hunt for a celebrity guest speaker list, Q&A panels, etc etc. Unfortunately, Adelaide is also extremely retarded and can't build websites for shit so I couldn't find definitive lists of any. Now, using a guise (e.g. data presentation, media outlets) to email the many event organizers in Adelaide and get a list of guests is a very risky maneuver that I might have done. Nothing really caught my eye about 2 weeks ago when I checked the reply, just a few celebrity names I've heard before but don't care about. I went back through this thread to read the data you all archived; every little piece of Ethan retardation and behavioral trends I kept in the back of my mind. Is there anything that Ethan might have visited and been filmed at? Well, you all know Ethan used to go by the name "Sadboy Sheldon". (Look for anything relating to Teenage Robot) We also know that the message archives point to Ethan having some kind of appreciation for Halo or something (He kept talking about how good it is.). There's also the Ethan having an infatuation with Evangelion (I think, idk his fanbase are all socially inept so they all like the same shit). The list goes on: Burnout, Watamote, Darling in the Franxx, anything that might have a lead. So I went through the guest speaker lists, I checked through all the names I thought might have a lead; Skimming over a bunch of Steve Downes' panels and interviews at AvCon, nothing caught my eye. Watamote pictures and panels at Animaga, nothing. You get the gist. No leads after about 1.5 hours of searching through really boring footage of fat greasy men asking and jizzing their pants at guest speakers. I may really dislike all of you guys, but I won't bore you with the details of every other panel. Yada Yada searching searching Yada Yada... until I see: Quinton Flynn Q&A AvCon 2017. I knew this guy voiced Sheldon in that one cartoon about a teenage robot, but I went into the video. Without a single crumb of hope. The questions become boring and I drown out a lot of it but then I hear "Sheldon" and I do a double take. I say to myself "wait a minute, that hair." Alright fuckers to cut a long story short I've given you an extremely likely match for the fatass. Take the image and the link.
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here you go. No, I didn't archive any of this. I'll let you guys deal with that because I can't be fucked to.
Notice that this dude asks about sheldon, the haircut is similar, and this takes place well before Ethan announced tranny status. This is NOT guaranteed to be him so don't fucking act like it. What I'm saying is this is a very probable match.

And jesus fucking christ you all are annoying. My "defeatist attitude" wasn't me admitting that Ethan's the winner, it was instead the product of you guys failing to find anything even remotely surprising or interesting. I'm a fucking 30 year old software engineer with too much free time, not a purple haired delusional troon trying to pander to kids and young adults that fake having depression for attention (adding onto this most of Ethan's community have genuinely convinced themselves that they are living a hard life, so it's not faking depression they have serotonin dysphoria LMAO).
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Look man I commend your effort, but this is a massive fucking reach tbh. I highly doubt he would be able to publicly speak that coherently, cuz realistically he’d be a stuttering wreck, right? The guy in the video is pretty out there in terms of speaking skills.
 
Basslyne said:
Look man I commend your effort, but this is a massive fucking reach tbh. I highly doubt he would be able to publicly speak that coherently, cuz realistically he’d be a stuttering wreck, right? The guy in the video is pretty out there in terms of speaking skills.
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Im optimistic. This guy just happens to ask about that specific character Ethan was obsessed with and looks to be around Ethans age. The person in the video also looks similar to the few glimpses of Ethan we have.
 
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purple menace said:
Im optimistic. This guy happens to ask about that specific character and looks to be around Ethans age.
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I'm optimistic as well. I mean, how many people love My Life as a Teenage Robot? How many like it so much that they'd go see a panel hosted by a voice actor? How many would ask specifically about his character, Sheldon? Even then, how many of them live in/near Adelaide, and are in his age range?

These fit with what we know about Ethan so far. But again, could be any dude. But it also definitely could be him.

Also the dude seems to have a slightly edgier look to him, and we know Ethan was an edgy back in the day from the old Instagram.

I think I might be a little too :optimistic:.
 
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