🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Free the Pedos said:
I couldn't say, I'm not a doctor. All I know is that he has a scar on his abdomen from a feeding tube as a baby and that apparently Moebius babies can't nurse/have a very difficult time nursing because the same nerves that are used for expression are used to nurse.
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Lol Russ can't even suck on a titty
 
Russ is what happens when every single terrible recessive gene is expressed simultaneously. Darwin and/or Mendelev would be fascinated
 
AbraCadaver said:
Women have no agency in Russ’ mind. They’re not people, they’re possessions. If a woman is allowed to run wild and control her own destiny, she will make insane decisions, like all those silly women in the news articles he comments on, who got murdered by men they met at the club, instead of sensibly adding themselves to the harem of Nice Disabled Guy Russell Greer.

He gets stroppy if he sees an instathot being touched by a man in photos, even their own fathers. He hates the implication that they are already owned by another male, one Russ can’t negotiate with to gain access to the woman’s nethers. He wants a boyfriend/father/brother/male agent/male employer-free girl, one no male can claim prior ownership of...a wild solitary female he can take ownership of himself.

Women aren’t people to Russ. They’re pets owned by men. If you can find one running around by itself and no one owns it, you get to put a collar on it and keep it. It would be unethical to let it make its own decisions and live by itself, poor thing would die in the wilds without a man providing a better life.
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Da Dude123 said:
At least Rusty doesn't claim to be a feminist.

I often go back and forth on who is the worse cow Lucas Werner or Russell Greer. Overall, I think Lucas is worse, due to being a homeless guy for over a year. They are both super exceptional, but Rusty seems to be a bit higher functioning.
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Russell Greer is the feminist caricature of men come to life. When you hear feminists saying dumb shit like "male power fantasy," Russell Greer is the personification of it.

It's truly amazing to me how Russell is so lacking in self-awareness that he can't figure out why women ignore him or tell him to fuck off. Maybe it's because I'm not a narcissist, but I just cannot fathom how someone can be so completely oblivious to their own flaws. I can understand being a little arrogant or self-centered - lots of people are - but Russell just takes it to the next level. Even those men who view women as sex NPC's generally know enough about people to be able to score on occasion. Russell can't even be a misogynist without his own incompetence thwarting him at every turn.
 
Kumquat said:
It's truly amazing to me how Russell is so lacking in self-awareness that he can't figure out why women ignore him or tell him to fuck off. Maybe it's because I'm not a narcissist, but I just cannot fathom how someone can be so completely oblivious to their own flaws.
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he is legitimately very low IQ. you can sense it in the way he talks/writes, in how utterly clueless he is about everything, in the cringetastic boomer jokes he posts on his facebook, in how he spent 5 years on a 2 year paralegal degree and still manages to file complete nonsense suits all the time, everything.
i don't know if moebius syndrome affects mental development or if it's just an unfortunate coincidence, but i am pretty sure that russ is below 80 IQ.
 
DumbDude42 said:
he is legitimately very low IQ. you can sense it in the way he talks/writes, in how utterly clueless he is about everything, in the cringetastic boomer jokes he posts on his facebook, in how he spent 5 years on a 2 year paralegal degree and still manages to file complete nonsense suits all the time, everything.
i don't know if moebius syndrome affects mental development or if it's just an unfortunate coincidence, but i am pretty sure that russ is below 80 IQ.
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Also in the fact he fell for a troll pretending to be Katy Perry’s assistant. He took a naked selfie in the mirror because the troll told him Katy Fucking Perry wanted to see that, and Russ believed them.

No one can convince me Russ’ IQ is average. He may not be Safety Scissors Only stupid, but he’s definitely an idiot.
 
DumbDude42 said:
he is legitimately very low IQ. you can sense it in the way he talks/writes, in how utterly clueless he is about everything, in the cringetastic boomer jokes he posts on his facebook, in how he spent 5 years on a 2 year paralegal degree and still manages to file complete nonsense suits all the time, everything.
i don't know if moebius syndrome affects mental development or if it's just an unfortunate coincidence, but i am pretty sure that russ is below 80 IQ.
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He's around 90. He's competent enough to navigate daily life. But yes, his grasp of the law is non-existent beyond knowing you can sue people. The fact that he doesn't understand how hookers work is also telling. He legit thinks they're looking for a boyfriend, and sex work is just how they audition them. That's why when a woman wants money for her time he gets pissed and calls her a gold digger. I think my favorite low IQ trait of his is how oblivious he is to the fact that he has the same flaws he hates on other men for.

AbraCadaver said:
Also in the fact he fell for a troll pretending to be Katy Perry’s assistant. He took a naked selfie in the mirror because the troll told him Katy Fucking Perry wanted to see that, and Russ believed them.

No one can convince me Russ’ IQ is average. He may not be Safety Scissors Only stupid, but he’s definitely an idiot.
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He not only fell for it, he sincerely believed he was going to have sex with a world famous pop star, and that her "assistant" arranged booty calls for her. While interacting with a cow is frowned upon, the meltdown he had when he was told a black dude in a wheelchair was going to be there too was priceless. I forget what happened, but didn't he only realize he'd been had when the guy fucking with him came here and bragged about it?
 
DrJonesHat said:
He's around 90. He's competent enough to navigate daily life. But yes, his grasp of the law is non-existent beyond knowing you can sue people. The fact that he doesn't understand how hookers work is also telling. He legit thinks they're looking for a boyfriend, and sex work is just how they audition them. That's why when a woman wants money for her time he gets pissed and calls her a gold digger. I think my favorite low IQ trait of his is how oblivious he is to the fact that he has the same flaws he hates on other men for.


He not only fell for it, he sincerely believed he was going to have sex with a world famous pop star, and that her "assistant" arranged booty calls for her. While interacting with a cow is frowned upon, the meltdown he had when he was told a black dude in a wheelchair was going to be there too was priceless. I forget what happened, but didn't he only realize he'd been had when the guy fucking with him came here and bragged about it?
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Troll got bored and cut it off, Russell sent a video of himself sobbing and begging her to change her mind.

Troll came here and posted a snippet of the chatlogs. Russell sent an email asking why "she" had leaked their emails to Kiwi Farms "that troll site". Troll halfheartedly pretended to be the assistant, Russell never emailed again.
 
Polexia Aphrodisia said:
Troll got bored and cut it off, Russell sent a video of himself sobbing and begging her to change her mind.

Troll came here and posted a snippet of the chatlogs. Russell sent an email asking why "she" had leaked their emails to Kiwi Farms "that troll site". Troll halfheartedly pretended to be the assistant, Russell never emailed again.
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DrJonesHat said:
I forget what happened, but didn't he only realize he'd been had when the guy fucking with him came here and bragged about it?
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Worse. Someone from here reached out to him and told him he was being fucked with.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Even in America, up to the 80s he would have been stuffed into a hellhole institution and forgotten.
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You overestimate the American health care system
He would be living at a bus station, still saving for brothel trips

semi-stable people like Wesley Willis couldn’t keep housing, no way Rusty could
 
Stinkyboy said:
You overestimate the American health care system
He would be living at a bus station, still saving for brothel trips

semi-stable people like Wesley Willis couldn’t keep housing, no way Rusty could
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Wesley Willis was FAR MORE:

* Likeable (even when headbutting his fanzz)
* Creative RAWK AN' ROLL MCDONAUD'S!
* Enterprising
* Productive
* Coherent with
* Much higher sexual currency than butternut will ever have.

No, Russell Greer will forever live in my personal headcanon as genderp flipped Dora Hall yeeted back to earth when she dieded because God did not want another Top Tune! Premore 45 record stuffed into his unwanted SOLO cozy cup package from Ben Franklin's.

Rock on Chicago. Cut da mullet.
 
I give you, Welcome to the Sex Pest.

For some fucking reason no matter how many times I reencoded this the audio desynced from where I put it, need to look into why, but this was the best instance.
 
DrJonesHat said:
He's around 90. He's competent enough to navigate daily life. But yes, his grasp of the law is non-existent beyond knowing you can sue people. The fact that he doesn't understand how hookers work is also telling. He legit thinks they're looking for a boyfriend, and sex work is just how they audition them. That's why when a woman wants money for her time he gets pissed and calls her a gold digger. I think my favorite low IQ trait of his is how oblivious he is to the fact that he has the same flaws he hates on other men for.


He not only fell for it, he sincerely believed he was going to have sex with a world famous pop star, and that her "assistant" arranged booty calls for her. While interacting with a cow is frowned upon, the meltdown he had when he was told a black dude in a wheelchair was going to be there too was priceless. I forget what happened, but didn't he only realize he'd been had when the guy fucking with him came here and bragged about it?
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Definitely not in the 90s, 100 is average, 70 is noticeably retarded
Hes a solid 80-85
 
Stinkyboy said:
Definitely not in the 90s, 100 is average, 70 is noticeably retarded
Hes a solid 80-85
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I agree. 85 to 115 is considered average. Russ is nowhere near average intelligence. He’s low enough to consider whether he is actually a sped. He was definitely in the duffer class at school where a 90 IQ would fit along the average but not top class.
 
AbraCadaver said:
Also in the fact he fell for a troll pretending to be Katy Perry’s assistant. He took a naked selfie in the mirror because the troll told him Katy Fucking Perry wanted to see that, and Russ believed them.

No one can convince me Russ’ IQ is average. He may not be Safety Scissors Only stupid, but he’s definitely an idiot.
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Pip Squeak said:
I agree. 85 to 115 is considered average. Russ is nowhere near average intelligence. He’s low enough to consider whether he is actually a sped. He was definitely in the duffer class at school where a 90 IQ would fit along the average but not top class.
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I would love to get my hands on that psych eval. I wonder if they did an IQ test as part of it. I mean, just talking to him he comes across as not all there. Just get him to talk about his lawsuits, and his various "efforts" and it becomes clear he doesn't have a good grasp on how the world works. Pile that on top of the fact he's delusional, and you get Russ.
 
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