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When comes to behavioral standards, the bar was on the floor and Russ has tunneled to the mantle at this point.
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Replace pokeballs with venmo dollars and you have Russ’ approach to the ladies.
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Sorry, I don't know how to do that. But trust me. Play this: Welcome to the Jungle while you watch this:
Dancing Pipsqueak on a different tab (cut the sound on this one).
Go do it right now. RIGHT NOW. GO!
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You sir/madame are a genius!
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Man, Russell really enjoys memes you'd see on Facebook 10 years ago.
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I love you
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Video rendered but ISP died. Will try to upload later when I stumble on the file and remember.
This is honestly the best idea anyone has had this week
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Do you have any idea how excited I am?
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If you could possibly have Russell doing the "Charleston hands" in slow-mo at the beginning and then dropping into the "swinging downward arms" when that guitar riff kicks in, you will bring joy to a lot of people.
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There's also this one from earlier:
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Damn you! Now I have that song stuck in my head!
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@StinkySnack will be pleased to know you've returned and have been reading the old thread posts
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Guns and Fucking Roses featuring Russell Greer would be AGT entertainment gold. Holy shit, this is funny and I thank you all kindly. Maybe Russ is in the market for a manager...
Edit: Try it with Paradise City. I've found a new hobby and I can't stop laughing.
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He wouldn't accept one. He thinks he's smarter than everyone else, so he wouldn't take advice from anyone else.
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Rome the could have thrown him in sewer since they didn't consider children to be "alive" until they reach a certain age. He would have been thrown out to either die of exposure or some idiot took him in because they were looking to adopt a child.
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Even in America, up to the 80s he would have been stuffed into a hellhole institution and forgotten.
He seems to have held onto his Vegas job for longer than normal. Maybe since it's WFH it minimizes his chances to be a creep.
He seems to have held onto his Vegas job for longer than normal. Maybe since it's WFH it minimizes his chances to be a creep.
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Disclaimer: Sorry if this has been said before. Cant remember
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Take me down to the frivolous city, where the girls are 10s and the guys are spitty
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I think he would have died before the invention of feeding tubes. (He had one as a baby.)
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Like a esophagostomy tube?
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I couldn't say, I'm not a doctor. All I know is that he has a scar on his abdomen from a feeding tube as a baby and that apparently Moebius babies can't nurse/have a very difficult time nursing because the same nerves that are used for expression are used to nurse.