Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

[TaimuRadiu]

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Your child is being born. You can

A. Be there for one of the most important experiences of you, your wife's, and your child's lives

B. Post for upboats on Twitter while playing your hecking switcheroo

 

[NoReturn]

 

[Gensou Hadou]

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These people make Prime Day look like Funko Popiversary.

It's not over until the fat lady cleans up all that glitter she spilled on her bed. In other words,

 

[gaystoner]

Buying the same game multiple times

 

[Finder]

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It amazes me someone like this can not only manage to have sex, but conceive a child all the while incels complain they can’t get laid.

If a dude can achieve this much success while pulling stunts like this literally anyone can.

This is pathetic. One of the most important days of your life and you’re absent from it, distracted by trivial bullshit you won’t care about in five years. Why do gamers in particular produce so much cringe worthy loser shit like this?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Your child is being born. You can

A. Be there for one of the most important experiences of you, your wife's, and your child's lives

B. Post for upboats on Twitter while playing your hecking switcheroo

It’s probably not his kid anyway.

 

[NoReturn]

I want to take a quick detour into makeup consoomers to show off this nonsense:

Spoiler: And yes, it's a whole "trend"

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

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This reminds me of an article I read, that I unfortunately can't find right now, where a manchild celebrated getting to see one of the Disney Star Wars films in theaters while his wife was in the hospital in labor because she agreed to it. Makes me think the child wasn't his.

 

[Toolbox]

I want to take a quick detour into makeup consoomers to show off this nonsense:
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Spoiler: And yes, it's a whole "trend"

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Are they really trying to make wearing makeup some sort of club when a majority of women do in some regard? Anything to defend consooming a billion palettes and brushes I guess.

 

[Vingle]

I want to take a quick detour into makeup consoomers to show off this nonsense:
Snaptik_6931346496470355205_dj-wami.mp4

Spoiler: And yes, it's a whole "trend"

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Snaptik_6931652953971412229_andrea-hanssen.mp4
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Fucking hell, all beside the first one look like drag queens. The irony of this, they can't apply makeup right themselves

 

[NoReturn]

Are they really trying to make wearing makeup some sort of club when a majority of women do in some regard? Anything to defend consooming a billion palettes and brushes I guess.

You got it. Not only that, but I can even group the bottom four into two separate sponcon categories:
Group 1: "Buy wigs with my affiliate code! Links are in my bio!"

Spoiler

Group 2: "Buy makeup and skincare with my affiliate code! Links are in my bio!"

Spoiler

 

[TaimuRadiu]

at least makeup consumption makes sense

t. wamman

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

at least makeup consumption makes sense

t. wamman

Not when you hoard tons of it, it expires eventually.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Not when you hoard tons of it, it expires eventually.

Wonder if there's someone out there who wants the 2,000 year old makeup they find on Roman shipwrecks.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Wonder if there's someone out there who wants the 2,000 year old makeup they find on Roman shipwrecks.

That stuff is probably full of white lead.

Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Not when you hoard tons of it, it expires eventually.

I'm also not interested in spending $100 on a tube of face paint.

 

[Julie Newmar]

Wonder if there's someone out there who wants the 2,000 year old makeup they find on Roman shipwrecks.

I do because I fully believe it’s got ground up fetuses and proto-cocaine in it.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I'm also not interested in spending $100 on a tube of face paint.

But...... what if it was advertised as blocking thermal & visible light signatures by using genuine jungle mud, which comes in multiple tactical mud shades, which has been tested in exotic locations around the world by special forces, and comes in personalizable tubes made from high-impact thermoset resin & alloy used in the aerospace-industry..... For Only $60*

*Discount price applicable with hidden QR code for one day only, between 1:47AM & 2:13AM ADT; normal price, three weekly installments of $100.

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

I can't really say anything about Cosmic Ray's now, but it always had the standard burger menu, and was the worst one of those in the park. Doesn't help that it has completely sterile theming that resembles a 90s mall food court. The only redeeming feature I remember is the audio animatronic crooner show, which is campy as all hell.

Edit: I wanted to remember why Cosmic Rays decorations screamed 90s so much to me and now I remember why. Nothing says 90s to me like fucking teal and purple decor.


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Don't you say shit about my man Sonny Eclipse. TBH it's the best QS in Magic Kingdom just for that. The food is pretty standard burgers and nuggets though.

 

[AdmiralRenae]

I want to take a quick detour into makeup consoomers to show off this nonsense:
Snaptik_6931346496470355205_dj-wami.mp4

Spoiler: And yes, it's a whole "trend"

Snaptik_6932584443798424837_kurli.mp4
Snaptik_6931652953971412229_andrea-hanssen.mp4
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A trend?

If so then I hear that excessive makeup is actually bad for your face.