🐮 Lolcow Hailey Schumacher / HaileyKittydoesart / Haileykitty69 - Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her

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How long until Hailey flips her shit

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Bluey said:
She was banned for one of her Larp accounts listing her age as 5 and was banned on her alts. Once you get banned on dA, you can't come back. So I dunno why she keeps rejoining.
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LOL Deviantart staff actually thought it's a literal 5 year old behind those accounts? It probably said 5 years old because the anime character Masked Osodashi may be canonically that age. (just a guess)

And it's kinda harsh that you never can rejoin DA if you mess up once.
Personally I hate the staff on that site..
 
Official AVilleMedia© said:
LOL Deviantart staff actually thought it's a literal 5 year old behind those accounts? It probably said 5 years old because the anime character Masked Osodashi may be canonically that age. (just a guess)

And it's kinda harsh that you never can rejoin DA if you mess up once.
Personally I hate the staff on that site..
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In my dA days, I never had a problem with the staff of dA. I even used to interact with a group of cows that were into nazi uniforms and even did a photomanip of Hitler in a muscular body as a joke for one of them because it was Hitler's birthday and she requested it, not once did the staff ever bother me.
 
Uberpenguin said:
I'm a bit surprised nobody has mentioned the parallels between this...specimen, and Alex Muholland. You'd think (and hope) a person like this would be one in a million, but they're like carbon copies, it's actually quite remarkable:
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dude, this is literally the moment I’ve been waiting for in this thread. I’ve studied Alex for roughly 5-6 years, and holy shit are they similar.

you’ve already said what needed to be shared when it comes to comparing and contrasting the two. I’ve been watching Alex’s thread for a while as well, and their epic crossover is what made me look into Hailey more.

regardless, I’m gonna need a bigger bottle for this lol
 
Kofihime said:
dude, this is literally the moment I’ve been waiting for in this thread. I’ve studied Alex for roughly 5-6 years, and holy shit are they similar.

you’ve already said what needed to be shared when it comes to comparing and contrasting the two.
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I did some quick reading and it is absolutely astounding how two completely different people can think and act in the same exact way, this is something I have not seen in personal lolcows that I've studied and compared. As an example, one of these personal lolcows is studied by his own brother and we compared him to another personal lolcow who both had similar conditions, tendencies, and interests, they were even friends but they reacted to criticism differently and they didn't share any form of telepathic communication.

Here's the best example I can come up with in how to describe Hailey and Alex:

It's common for everyone here to believe that identical twins, whether it's two boys, two girls, or a brother and sister, are similar in every aspect, and there's a big BUT there. It is generally believed that twins have telepathic communication because you can interchange them with one another as they are considered to be the same person. As twins age they become two completely different people and it alters their DNA. This explains it in a way that I can't explain but it's great information to know when dealing with something like this. If comes down to changes in their environment that causes twins to drift apart where they lose their connection as they age, because of life reasons.

What I see in both Alex and Hailey is the absolute opposite of this, as in even though they're not even biologically related, their looks, interests, tendencies and the way they react to this forum make me question if they're possibly related or have some form of telepathic communication without being in physical contact or even having absolutely no communication with each other whatsoever. I will go out on a limb that they will continue these behaviors as they age, even if their families intervene in their internet usage or not because it is impossible to change human nature, especially the nature and behaviors of someone like Hailey.

This post is possibly nonsense to everyone else who has followed cows who originates from DA, but Hailey is the first cow I've kept up with from DA so I feel like an outsider to this.

Edit: I'm fixing my retarded spelling errors before anyone notices them:gunt:
 
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Do you Hailey Page Schumacher solemnly swear not to flip your sh -- YES I FUCKING DO SWEAR YOU FUCKING TRUMP NAZI FEMINIST LOW-LIFE RAPIST GARY SUE MOTHERFUCKER I'M GONNA RIPE YOUR GUTS OUT AND MAKE BEEF STEW OUT OF THEM AND HAVE A PICNIC WITH MY GERIATRIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL HUSBANDO WITH IT AND GIVE YOU A BAD RATING ON YELP!
 
More hypocrisy regarding her ABDL stuff.

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And @Mr-Watzit-Tooya has come to Hailey's defense!

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Hi there, Watzit. Still lurking, are you? Maybe you should actually check the dates of some of Hailey's tantrums - some of them are quite recent, you know.
 
Calooby said:
I can hardly read what Skinner is saying. Must be something about "I love peanuts and I'd love to have some to snack on if I could."
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Wrong: I read it and it's him complaining about "doing gross stuff with kids." Basically "Skinner"prefers being in diapers and bibs than pedophilIA despite the stalker Shapeshifting, Mary Sue yandere staking Hailey forcing him into diapers regardless.
 
Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
That 'shitpost' is good enough to be a desktop wallpaper.
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verygayFrogs said:
HOLY SHIT THAT’S AMAZING

If I had the ability to make highlights this would be it bc that’s too good to be a shitpost, that looks like ps4/ps5 level game graphics.
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I didn't make the drawing it's official promo art for Resident Evil 7 just so you know (trust me, if I could draw something as good as that, I absolutely would). I just added a layer of colour in photoshop onto the house and switched out Ethan's head for Skinner's. I did try, however to make the text at the bottom right look as legit as possible.
 
Coelacanth said:
I didn't make the drawing it's official promo art for Resident Evil 7 just so you know (trust me, if I could draw something as good as that, I absolutely would). I just added a layer of colour in photoshop onto the house and switched out Ethan's head for Skinner's. I did try, however to make the text at the bottom right look as legit as possible.
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I was gonna add something: in dA, you can submit desktop wallpapers for download: trouble is "Hate Art" isn't allowed (yet people do it anyways via stamps including Hailey herself lmao)
 
Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
I was gonna add something: in dA, you can submit desktop wallpapers for download: trouble is "Hate Art" isn't allowed (yet people do it anyways via stamps including Hailey herself lmao)
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Deviantart doesn’t care. It took 11 years and someone threatening to sue them to finally ban an art theif and they just got rid of Mjeddy a couple weeks ago.
 
Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
I was gonna add something: in dA, you can submit desktop wallpapers for download: trouble is "Hate Art" isn't allowed (yet people do it anyways via stamps including Hailey herself lmao)
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I would buuuuut that'll probably count as trolling and that's generally frowned upon here for good reasons. I'm sure Hailey, Mr-Whatsit and aaalll her other friends will probably come across them eventually anyway.
 
Across tens of hundreds of accounts (not exaggerating either lmao but only because I used the same password and temporary email services) over the past few years. Pretty much all "hate art" I made to rile people up was always removed and whatnot, so it may not be a worthwhile effort as fun as it is see them lose their shit over it.
 
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