🐮 Lolcow Hailey Schumacher / HaileyKittydoesart / Haileykitty69 - Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her

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How long until Hailey flips her shit

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Coelacanth said:
I'm referring to the one named NuggetTheBalloonGirl. I absolutely know who Taz is.
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Nugget is contriversal themselves. Rumour holds that they are a man that likes little girl inflation. Has a violent streak like Hailey and plays victim a lot.
 
Since I have to talk about Crystal once again, due to her being a hypocrite and rejoining DA, here's a link to her new FA account where she now posts all her so-called fetish art.

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/desiko-chan/

You need an account and the settings on "general, adult, mature" to view. Only three pictures on this account are on the "general" setting.

I know we're supposed to be talking about Hailey here, but Crystal is now talking about Hailey and comparing herself to her, so...
 
I'm a bit surprised nobody has mentioned the parallels between this...specimen, and Alex Muholland. You'd think (and hope) a person like this would be one in a million, but they're like carbon copies, it's actually quite remarkable:

- Slow girls in their late teens/early 20s

- Bizarre fixation on random father-like cartoon characters (Alex is less fetishistic than Hailey but her choices are more off the wall and obsessive. I'm pretty sure Alex is still fixated on RegRoach from the obscure Canadian TV show RoboRoach that stopped airing in 2004)

- Family that apparently refuses to monitor and restrict their incessant internet usage. Alex used to be a DeviantArt user as well, but she got banned, probably for constantly telling everyone she's going to beat and/or murder them.

- Exert a strong autism vortex effect and thus readily attract other crazy autists to their thread to rant about them, but won't ever post on KF themselves, instead choosing to make offsite blog posts about how they hope everyone here dies in a fire or w/e

- Will absolutely flip their lid and hurl emphatic threats in all caps at the slightest provocation
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- Look very similar and very exceptional
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If I didn't know their names I'd think we were dealing with the same people here. How? Do they make them in a factory somewhere? Or is this simply how autism manifests in coddled girls around age 20 who are given free reign on the internet (presumably before they get a bit older and evolve into their next form, WogglebugLoveProductions)? I don't know for sure, and it's probably better that way.
 
Uberpenguin said:
I'm a bit surprised nobody has mentioned the parallels between this...specimen, and Alex Muholland. You'd think (and hope) a person like this would be one in a million, but they're like carbon copies, it's actually quite remarkable:

- Slow girls in their late teens/early 20s

- Bizarre fixation on random father-like cartoon characters (Alex is less fetishistic than Hailey but her choices are more off the wall and obsessive. I'm pretty sure Alex is still fixated on RegRoach from the obscure Canadian TV show RoboRoach that stopped airing in 2004)

- Family that apparently refuses to monitor and restrict their incessant internet usage. Alex used to be a DeviantArt user as well, but she got banned, probably for constantly telling everyone she's going to beat and/or murder them.

- Exert a strong autism vortex effect and thus readily attract other crazy autists to their thread to rant about them, but won't ever post on KF themselves, instead choosing to make offsite blog posts about how they hope everyone here dies in a fire or w/e

- Will absolutely flip their lid and hurl emphatic threats in all caps at the slightest provocation
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- Look very similar and very exceptional
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If I didn't know their names I'd think we were dealing with the same people here. How? Do they make them in a factory somewhere? Or is this simply how autism manifests in coddled girls around age 20 who are given free reign on the internet (presumably before they get a bit older and evolve into their next form, WogglebugLoveProductions)? I don't know for sure, and it's probably better that way.
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They’re actually sort of friends in hating us
 
Uberpenguin said:
I'm a bit surprised nobody has mentioned the parallels between this...specimen, and Alex Muholland. You'd think (and hope) a person like this would be one in a million, but they're like carbon copies, it's actually quite remarkable:

- Slow girls in their late teens/early 20s

- Bizarre fixation on random father-like cartoon characters (Alex is less fetishistic than Hailey but her choices are more off the wall and obsessive. I'm pretty sure Alex is still fixated on RegRoach from the obscure Canadian TV show RoboRoach that stopped airing in 2004)

- Family that apparently refuses to monitor and restrict their incessant internet usage. Alex used to be a DeviantArt user as well, but she got banned, probably for constantly telling everyone she's going to beat and/or murder them.

- Exert a strong autism vortex effect and thus readily attract other crazy autists to their thread to rant about them, but won't ever post on KF themselves, instead choosing to make offsite blog posts about how they hope everyone here dies in a fire or w/e

- Will absolutely flip their lid and hurl emphatic threats in all caps at the slightest provocation
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- Look very similar and very exceptional
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If I didn't know their names I'd think we were dealing with the same people here. How? Do they make them in a factory somewhere? Or is this simply how autism manifests in coddled girls around age 20 who are given free reign on the internet (presumably before they get a bit older and evolve into their next form, WogglebugLoveProductions)? I don't know for sure, and it's probably better that way.
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You're right. These two people could legitimately be the same exact person. It's very hard for me to tell the difference just by looking at their photos. Jesus fucking Christ...

Apparently, Alex got banned, but not Hailey yet? I believe Hailey makes death threats all the time still.
 
KVenus said:
And I just posted that I was done talking about her here. Guess not, since she once again tries to rejoin DA.
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When you're done with something, that something will immediately come back and plop its balls in your face. That's how life is.
Bluey said:
So I dunno why she keeps rejoining.
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I haven't actually looked into Crystal so I don't know much about her but it's safe to assume she's an attention seeker, like a good portion of cows. Looks like I have some more reading to do.
 
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