There is a Mega Charizard F according to the wiki and it is a Fairy type
Now that I have the context, its a quirk from pokémon essentials if your character enters the line of sight of two trainers at once the game will make you do a double battle
How horrifying it must be for Deviant to throw anything away. You never know if you'll get jumped by an eleven and a half foot tall monster for not properly separating your recyclables. And God forbid you intend to take it to the dump instead.....
A lot of the listed heights make you pause for a second when you think about how big they would be. Pokemon snap for the switch does a good job showing how big some pokemon like arbok really is.
You know juicebox, according to the wiki Eldrutes are 10'5", and weigh over 200 pounds.
Now that I have the context, its a quirk from pokémon essentials if your character enters the line of sight of two trainers at once the game will make you do a double battle
That was actually too early. All double battles in Gen 3 had opposing trainers next to each other. I'm pretty sure it started in Gen 4, because of the introduction of the ally system, now that I think about it, but they didn't have trainers set like that outside the ally battles until 5, I think.
This always reminded me of the classic SouthPark joke about Jared.
It's time to get revenge on the saplom race for what the nazi cosplayer did.
Damn nazi's ruining pokemon.
Sadly we are not a gym leader, so that isn't a option for us.
Does deviant really look like a white van driver or something?
We replace magic coat, because I rarely see any enemy pokemon use moves it can counter.
A mistake a lot of people apparently make. Rivals included.
Going down from here we find more items.
This is the mega of the evo form of Seatie.
What jack frost could have been if I didn't want to use him as a reference.
We also get this item we saw before I think.
Why is anyone telling deviant this stuff? Do all these people think they are that type of person who will stop us? Have to tell us some thing because we wont beat them.
This guy a copy of the guy from a floor lower.
Right down to the pokemon.
Round two. FIGHT.
Well fuck.
Even Darwin has trouble with this fucker.
Crawl also learns sucker punch, I get rid of hidden weapon, because he already has a gun.
Does he also mean the pokemon who look like pyramids? Could be worse, he could claim aliens built everything, and have a show on history channel.
Someone with a more deviant mind might see Dragouille that is female in that pose and want to be stepped on.
We are not quite that degenerate yet.
We get close to having to spend a ton of gold on a revive spell.
Then I remember I just had her learn aura sphere, and that kills it.
This guy also has the third and last low encounter rate pokemon here. another 1%.
Turns out the enemy pokemon is a 9th level wizard.
And with that weeb laugh, the ghost kid fucks off.
View attachment 2172120: Why is it that I am the one everyone care about? I just want to be left alone, and became the champion, and then go fuck off to the moon or some stupid place alone.
Like body slam but with a carpet.
Let's go up to the last level.
We also change the Evo stone coal has.
In the next part we will battle this chuckle fuck, and then a gym leader.
I'm starting to get a feel for how these maps are made: basic idea -> make a few rooms -> populate with plausible NPCs and throwaway dialogue -> uh oh out of ideas -> time to take the daily dose of adderall -> oops just snorted cocaine instead -> fuck it, go on a bender while finishing the map
I'm starting to get a feel for how these maps are made: basic idea -> make a few rooms -> populate with plausible NPCs and throwaway dialogue -> uh oh out of ideas -> time to take the daily dose of adderall -> oops just snorted cocaine instead -> fuck it, go on a bender while finishing the map
It does feel this way, hell what if I told you we technically havn't 100%'ed these maps. There a lot of stuff side stuff we can't do as you have to beat a certain gym, or the elite four to enable them. There also "trainers' that only show up once you catch something called a "Sloggoth" what ever the hell that is.
F in the chat for the fallen trainers.
So would you say we are at halfway trough the game at this point? (at least regarding the main storyline, I know the postgame is superlong)
F in the chat for the fallen trainers.
So would you say we are at halfway trough the game at this point? (at least regarding the main storyline, I know the postgame is superlong)
Yeah pretty much, I try not to spoiler myself too much, but the main game is your average 8 gyms, and the elite 4. The post game on the other hand. Super long a understatement, and that not counting the pure shitload of trainers who show up hidden in maps just for beating the elite 4.
This is just one hidden side area you unlock that require the elite 4 to be beaten.
RE signal beam: My first thought was that maybe its japanese name was more obviously bug-inspired with how Tail glow is called Firefly light in japanese, but I just looked it up and it's still called Signal beam in japanese. They just introduced it in gen 3 by giving it to mostly bug types and then Dewgong for whatever reason.
RE signal beam: My first thought was that maybe its japanese name was more obviously bug-inspired with how Tail glow is called Firefly light in japanese, but I just looked it up and it's still called Signal beam in japanese. They just introduced it in gen 3 by giving it to mostly bug types and then Dewgong for whatever reason.
Maybe it's some kind of pun that make more sense in Japaneses or something. This mystery gets weirder when you look at later gen pokemon who learn this move by level up.
Mareep line, Meowstic, more water pokemon, and for some unknown damn reason Xurkitree. Yeah Not one of the bug type ultra beasts, BUT THE ELECTRIC ONE.
There are less bug types that learn this move then other types by level up.
I might start using soundcloud more to show off some of the tracks.
: What was your first clue? The sounds of your incompetent underlings telling me this was a base, or a certain some pokemon who wouldn't stop yelling about murdering them?
: Forget that last part, It's best if I don't give him the attention he wants.
: Don't care Just here to ask you something.
: I said I don't care, are you even listening to me?
: Son of a whoring Gardevior is this how sargon feels?
: I am literally only here because a pokemon asked me to beat you up, because apparently you lent it money, and it will move out of my way, so I can gym battle.
: That sound Ridiculous, Why would anyone lend a pokemon money? And on top of that a talking pokemon? THINK TRAINER THINK.
: I, uh, must, uh, fuck. This is what I get for trying to be nice for once.
First up is a classic wackmon, this beg the question if the juvites built the pyramids, did they also make this pokemon?
Let's start this off by mega into the new for-
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. I'll check his status soon.
First our, uh what ever the hell it turned into uses flame thrower.
: I see you shop at our store. Be sure to spend all your money next time, We thank you for your continued patronage.
Must have done not a lot if it wasn't that effective.
SIKE it did over half HP.
And even with a super effective move it can't even do half ours. What a chump of a first pokemon.
This move is very odd with this mega.
I say it's odd because
How the fuck does a snake DIVE BOMB.
To quote the move.
"The user performs a speedy divebomb on the target by dropping from the air. "
So how the hell is Coal getting into the air to do that. My guess is he is somehow coiling up like a spring to propel himself into the air.
It is that, or deviant is picking him up and throwing him in the air at the enemy. It's likely the first one, as option two is more unrealistic
The ability got to be a joke, Ha Ha snakes constrict. The only move(as Far as I can tell from the wiki) he can learn that traps is fire spin.
Guess what Mega I wont be using in the future.
Oh no, How did he know the secret to how I win all my pokemon battles.
We are going to one up him. Take that jew.
No idea if I mention how, weird dragon pulse looks.
Also good to mention, Coal is really good at magic, look at him spew the "shock wave generated by the user's gaping mouth. " from his chin. Like a true champ.
That ends the first pokemon.
Next up should be a easily knock out. We already know with out a mega form, foxxy is faster, stronger, and
Good old Fake out, but X type.
Aside from that delay, it goes about as well for it as you expect.
: Looks like It's my time to shine again, HOO HAW. Let's get this rodeo started
: Take that you sorry mule of a pokemon.
This is a trapping type of move.
ag nabbit, Right when it was my time to shine. This is a cruel joke of a fate.
Crawl is sadly out matched by the bootleg digimon.
: You know normally by now, the enemy would react to one of my pokemon talking.
: Thats a digimon, not a pokemon, You act like it a common occurrence for pokemon to talk.
: It really feels that way.
We have the level advantage, these fucks will pay for hurting poor crawl.
They are barely holding on. a trapping move shouldn't be that bad.
Oh. Oh no.
Lucky for us it's one hit away, and goes down.
I decide that because this is his last pokemon, I'll humor the AI by sending out our weakest pokemon.
All we need to do is sing it to sleep.
Oh a shame.
The sheer will power vlad has to not have fainted must be high.
THIS MUST BE FATE, SING HAS TO WORK THIS TIME!
It was worth a shot.
Well let's one shot it, and laugh at how foxxy is going to have to be boxed after this update for being too strong.
Turns out they have sturdy. That can't be bad news.
Both Def and SpDef go up because of this policy.
He also used Embargo. Oh no, anyway.
:I'll be honest, I don't hate you. Aside from from how you talk too much.
: Why? The only person that doesn't work for you that know of this place is me.
: Exactly, and I trust you with keeping it a secret about as well as I trust your ability to tell when something is lying to you.
: Should have expected the leader, to also say some stupid ominous bullshit. Oh well, should go find that pokemon, and murder it.
That little weird square things shows up when you beat him, it's a teleporter out of here.
I give coal the last new mega stone we own. I must stand for ice.
No idea how to get that item right there.
: That little shit ran, I better not see him blocking my path again.
Going in the door leads us to the basement.
Full of goodies.
We also find this weird room.
With four chambers inside. (The water fall is a door)
: Green trash
: Blue Trash
: You are okay.
: Shall we have a test of ou-
: Oh it talks, Nah no thanks ,trash now.
: Brown trash
This does bring up the question, why are these four legendary pokemon here in a abandon gym in the first place?
Free performance enhancement drugs are always a win in my book.
This is the door up to the first floor, and way too the right of that other door.
Up on the first floor we can see the gym leader, and another free item.
No need to worry, this isn't silent hill two.
According to the wiki this is for all three hitmon pokemon.
You know what I really don't like, how the legs grew part of the pelvis. It just looks wrong. Like his legs are now tumors.
Joking aside, despite the more derpy face, this is the most Okay of the "Basically non mega but slightly more to it megas"
HitmonBayBlade.
Let's earn us a new gym badge.
: Not this shit again,
: A Gym Leader!
: Used to? Wait so I wont get a badge for beating you?
: What kind of trainer? You are not confusing me for that sargon person are you? I hear a lot of people do that, or well that is what Juicebox tells me.
: Don't you worry about that, it was just some girl, Didn't tell me her name, but did cough a lot like she was fighting a illness. Almost collapse after she lost. I am sure she is doing perfectly fine where ever she went, she had quite the fighting spirit.
: Did she have purple-ish hair, and glow a bit?
: Something like that, why do you know her?
: No real reason, I am sure she is doing fine, and is completely alive, and perfectly healthy.
: Please don't ask to be my rival, please don't ask to be my rival.
Even kiwifarms is trying to forget the poor gymleader. What ever is happening is really funny that it only happening to the gym leader people forgot about.
ag nabbit, Right when it was my time to shine. This is a cruel joke of a fate.
