Contacting the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch 05/04/21 - Tom X Tranch: Will the Tranch accept another pedo?

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i really don't spend very much time here and i'm rarely giving this toilet my full attention when i am here. my computer stays logged in, but if you look at my post time stamps, it tells a different story. i'm going on the road this summer and won't even be on facebook except to sell stuff.
Dude I only really look at your threads when they get featured and you show up in almost every one of them. I barely pay attention to your presence on this site and I know this is bullshit.
 
Tom is just something mean, stupid assholes made up to try and piss me off with. People who persist in calling me Tom just get ignored.
Retard, you call yourself Tom.
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i really don't spend very much time here and i'm rarely giving this toilet my full attention when i am here. my computer stays logged in, but if you look at my post time stamps, it tells a different story. i'm going on the road this summer and won't even be on facebook except to sell stuff.
You never give any toilet your full attention Tommers

Or any attention
 
The Troonch grows and soon, troon cooperatives, troonoperatives will be in every country on Earth.
I thought we would see Chris get shipped to Section 8 housing and joining the local tards, but this is also a very nice crossover. The milk that will be made at the Troonch after Tooter gets there will be delicious.
 
This is better than the Jimmy Neutron/ Fairly odd parents crossover episode.
I hope they kill each other in the first month.
 
Tommy Got wind of that Child sex trafficker coming to the Ranch once they get out, and wants to be there to throw the nastiest party on the Tranch when they arrive.

Holy shit, is the Tranch a fucking weirdo magnet??? Who is next?
 
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I would also like to see @Dee Price checking on animals and people from the troon ranch, bc they also are fitting to be part of the troon ranch.
I am not inclusive enough. I am a truscum transmedicalist as they call me. Go figure i don't finger animals or rape kids and i am very selective about what i accept as trans. I do not agree with their political agenda. Oh my i am in tears laughing at the troon trenders.

The tranch just goes to show you can dump hormones into a man but that manly mind never goes away. So they made a DUDE ranch.
Do you mean you've left food out for flies or are you saying you're careful there isn't food out to feed flies? You should just use fly paper.
Oh yes he did and that is because they look at tom he smells like shit looks like shit, so he is considered food by the flies. You know a common house fly is ten times smarter than tom.
If he gets accepted, will he be able to kick his trash eating habit in time?
No in a month tom will have fed the tranchers at least no less than a ton of dumpster rubbish food. and they will have drank 2000 gallons of dumpster swill/ with extra maggots.

Yes tom is a bin chicken a landfill gull a trash gobbling goblin.
I hope this doesn't ruin the continuity.
No it will warp it in a very perverted way. Tom will insure that the new episodes include the hijinks of the animal molester tom.

Yes it will be made into a fans only podcast with tom servicing all the female tranch dogs a few are Doberman so it was easy for them to convince tom to make a dog show on fans only. So the main trancher will try to sell tommy dog porn on the dark web. and even more twisted tails of the perverts at the tranch.
Retard, you call yourself Tom.
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Now that is comical and i remember that whole I am getting married to my Arab prince. See i am better than you Dee i got a man that wants to marry me. LOL.
The Troonch grows and soon, troon cooperatives, troonoperatives will be in every country on Earth.
I thought we would see Chris get shipped to Section 8 housing and joining the local tards, but this is also a very nice crossover. The milk that will be made at the Troonch after Tooter gets there will be delicious.
Oh it will be better than delicious This is going to turn into pervert tranch the locals will try to see what is going on and see tom naked fat walrus ass doing four trans dog and the tranch leader filming it for the dark web. They will start to vomit and run off letting everyone know they have some old fat man doing dogs the fat bastard has moobs. i giant gunt that almost drags the ground and there is slime and worms under the crotch cap. He was doing four dogs at once. then they will all start to vomit and the tranch will be in closed with a 30 foot razor wire fence. Keeping the perverts in their as the locals call it pervert weirdo ranch.
 
The Tranch has to be a social experiment, like a fallout vault, where they'll all just be used for experiments and never return to society.

Probably for the best anyway.

On another note, this was posted by the Co-Owner of the Tranch, they look more like airsofters than people practicing shooting.

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Please let this happen, the troonch must accept Tom or else they are both ablelist and ageist, and of course transphobic.
This is gonna be fucking fun.
If they don't accept Tom at the Tranch, it's full basis to assume that they're totally abelist, ageist and don't actually care about the Trans community, why wouldn't they accept such a bountiful beautiful soul such as Tom at their ranch, I'll be expecting his arrival there soon or else I'm starting a riot.
 
I hope they kill each other in the first month.
God, no! There’s so much entertainment potential on the tranch! And there’s so many spergy troons for future crossovers! We’re already hoping Chris Chan himself goes there when Barb dies (which will probably be soon). And there’s never a shortage of troons looking for a place to live where they can just basically sit back, do no work and start drama with whoever was gullible enough to take them in.
 
[Cow Crossover with the Tranch]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=It5qDEteaE4Archive (480p):
y2mate.com - Contacting the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch_480p.mp4

Summary:
0:19- "Business is starting to thrive... Artist co-operative. I do stonework. I cut down gemstones and carve".

0:35- Tom goes over his education, pleading his case on how he can be useful with his background in ecosystem engineering. "Fisheries, biology, polyculture, aquaponics, sustainable energy, etc."

0:57- "I'd like to help with your publicity"

1:23- Tom says he has no intention of getting anywhere near there for months because of the "summer selling season". Says he'll visit before the Summers over.

1:55- Philip suggests a Zoom call between himself, bonnie, and J.

2:36- Tom gives Philip his phone number.

3:25-4:35- Nothing but awkward silence. The only thing worth noting is the flies crawling and flying around Tommy like the pile of shit he is.

4:45- "This is for repentance's sake. I have no idea what that person's intentions are". Don't worry, Tom you can find out lots of information about the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in their thread and the Kevin Gibes thread!

4:54- "I'm old! I'm 67 fucking years old and I look real fucking good for 67"

5:10- "I have a lot of respect in the real world. I have a lot more respect in the virtual world"

5:44- "You don't argue with fools because the observers can tell which one's the fool. If you believe that there are only 2 sexes and transgender people are mentally ill, well it's a waste of time to talk to you".
Tommy Tooter looks like an elderly Aisling Alley/Charmeleonwarrior.

He’s a LGBTQ SJW instead of MS Paint ”artist”.

Both of them speak similar, shitty EngRish. Charms speaks like a white trash U.S. southerner (who works for 4Kids dubs).
 
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