Contacting the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch 05/04/21 - Tom X Tranch: Will the Tranch accept another pedo?

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This is the crossover content I signed up for.

Cranky Hermit said:
For those of you visiting from the Tranch thread, here are highlights from last August, the last time Tommy went on a road trip to visit someone. It's a bit much to get through, so here's the TLDR version:

Tom meets a man he describes as his "Kurdish Prince" over the internet. Before ever actually meeting him in person, he rants about how they're getting married, they're soulmates and "they" are immediately going to sell HIS house, and go on a perpetual road trip as DJs on a pirate radio station (with the working name of Boomer Cougar Radio). This is news to his potential paramour. Upon arrival Tom does things such things as beg for money, demand food and eventually chimp out to the point that he gets kicked out. Tom laments that his one true love was just another transphobic talking turd while said ex (of a few days) tries to claim that he was just auditioning the granny tranny for a band and was completely ignorant of his of past shenanigans and present crazy plans.

He's late returning his rental pickup due to being involuntarily committed. That's an entirely different story, though, mainly kicking off the "death of Tommy's father" story arc.

1. It begins.
2. Doesn't talk about the "relationship" until the end but a good insight into Tom's life if you're not familiar with him.
3. The delusion grows.
4. ...ew.
5. We have reached peak Tooter.
6. In which violins start playing and angels cry.
7. Robert's side of the story. It's easy to see that while not being truthful he's at least not as batshit insane as Tooter.

In all seriousness, I know that we're hoping for Tommy to establish himself at the Tranch. Between what he could offer the Tranch, his "business skills" as a craftsman and stone trader and the sheer stubbborness of both sides wanting to prove that KF was wrong about them, it seems like a match made in hell. However it's likely that Penny and co. will just end up blowing him off rather than actually blowing him.
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Is there a clear picture of this guy? I’m more than a little curious tbh and I don’t have Facebook.
 
Neko GF said:
I feel sorry for the poor bastard who'll find Tom's unimaginably horrifying remains after he finally joins club 41.
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Dont feel too bad for them, I know for a fact our resident tranny janny @pedoguyguykrai would get a kick out of it. She'd probably do it for free and post pictures too.
Zelos Wilder said:
I'd like to see the Afrikan merchandise. What are we talking about, native art, minerals, jewelry?
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Probably just colored plastic he'll try to sell off as 'African gemstones'.
Fausto said:
Are the tranchers stupid enough to just let anybody get in theire "cumunity" these days? A child trafficker, weirdo grandpa, who's next DSP in a wig?
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Take that back, Darksydephyllis would make a great addition to the tranch

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IIRC This is not the first time somethings been mentioned on a MATI stream then Tommy's done something related to it, could be he watches
 
Yidhra said:
I wonder if the reason that he wants to join in is because he wants to finally get some "cupcakes" with the help of the recent child trafficer that joined the tranch :cryblood:
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Probably hoping for some teenage girls who’ve decided they’re really boys and are looking for help in exploring their gender.
 
Neko GF said:
[Cow Crossover with the Tranch]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=It5qDEteaE4Archive (480p):
y2mate.com - Contacting the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch_480p.mp4

Summary:
0:19- "Business is starting to thrive... Artist co-operative. I do stonework. I cut down gemstones and carve".

0:35- Tom goes over his education, pleading his case on how he can be useful with his background in ecosystem engineering. "Fisheries, biology, polyculture, aquaponics, sustainable energy, etc."

0:57- "I'd like to help with your publicity"

1:23- Tom says he has no intention of getting anywhere near there for months because of the "summer selling season". Says he'll visit before the Summers over.

1:55- Philip suggests a Zoom call between himself, bonnie, and J.

2:36- Tom gives Philip his phone number.

3:25-4:35- Nothing but awkward silence. The only thing worth noting is the flies crawling and flying around Tommy like the pile of shit he is.

4:45- "This is for repentance's sake. I have no idea what that person's intentions are". Don't worry, Tom you can find out lots of information about the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in their thread and the Kevin Gibes thread!

4:54- "I'm old! I'm 67 fucking years old and I look real fucking good for 67"

5:10- "I have a lot of respect in the real world. I have a lot more respect in the virtual world"

5:44- "You don't argue with fools because the observers can tell which one's the fool. If you believe that there are only 2 sexes and transgender people are mentally ill, well it's a waste of time to talk to you".
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"I have a lot more respect in the virtual world" i knew this pedo was delusional, but holy shit i didnt realize this delusional.
 
ogmudbone said:
"I have a lot more respect in the virtual world" i knew this pedo was delusional, but holy shit i didnt realize this delusional.
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When he’s addressing people IRL, he claims he’s really respected in the virtual world. When he’s addressing people in the virtual world, he claims he’s really popular IRL. It’s pretty clear that no one likes him at all, anywhere.
 
Neko GF said:
[Cow Crossover with the Tranch]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=It5qDEteaE4Archive (480p):
y2mate.com - Contacting the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch_480p.mp4

Summary:
0:19- "Business is starting to thrive... Artist co-operative. I do stonework. I cut down gemstones and carve".

0:35- Tom goes over his education, pleading his case on how he can be useful with his background in ecosystem engineering. "Fisheries, biology, polyculture, aquaponics, sustainable energy, etc."

0:57- "I'd like to help with your publicity"

1:23- Tom says he has no intention of getting anywhere near there for months because of the "summer selling season". Says he'll visit before the Summers over.

1:55- Philip suggests a Zoom call between himself, bonnie, and J.

2:36- Tom gives Philip his phone number.

3:25-4:35- Nothing but awkward silence. The only thing worth noting is the flies crawling and flying around Tommy like the pile of shit he is.

4:45- "This is for repentance's sake. I have no idea what that person's intentions are". Don't worry, Tom you can find out lots of information about the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in their thread and the Kevin Gibes thread!

4:54- "I'm old! I'm 67 fucking years old and I look real fucking good for 67"

5:10- "I have a lot of respect in the real world. I have a lot more respect in the virtual world"

5:44- "You don't argue with fools because the observers can tell which one's the fool. If you believe that there are only 2 sexes and transgender people are mentally ill, well it's a waste of time to talk to you".
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Oh boy.
 
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