🐱 Critics slam "woke" CIA recruitment video: "I am intersectional"

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A new recruitment video from the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been widely panned on social media for its use of terms that critics have described as "woke."

The CIA shared the video on its Twitter account on April 28 but reaction to the ad has grown over the past few days. Many critics weighed in on the matter on Sunday. The video features a CIA officer, Mija, describing her own experience.

"I am unapologetically me. I want you to be unapologetically you, whoever you are. Whether you work at #CIA, or anywhere else in the world," the tweet read. "Command your space. Mija, you are worth it."

In the video, Mija says she suffered from "imposter syndrome" but she refuses to "internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be."

In a longer version of the video also shared on Twitter, Mija says "I am intersectional" and describes herself as a "cisgender millennial."

The choice of language led to accusations that the CIA is being too "woke" and that the video is disingenuous.

"'I am intersectional' -- an actual line in CIA recruitment video. Would encourage watching," tweeted Jeet Heer, columnist at The Nation.

"If putatively 'woke' language can so easily be co-opted by the CIA, is it really emancipatory? Either time to get new language or pay less attention to language," Heer said.

"Still can't get over this CIA video... woke id politics officially co-opted by the world's most destructive intelligence agency," wrote Rania Khaled, journalist at BreakThrough News. "I remember warning about this danger like 7 years ago and getting smeared for it by tumblr types."

#WednesdayWisdom
"I am unapologetically me. I want you to be unapologetically you, whoever you are. Whether you work at #CIA, or anywhere else in the world.
Command your space. Mija, you are worth it."
— CIA (@CIA) April 28, 2021
"We know the Cold War is over because there's an autogolpe in El Salvador and the thing everyone is mad at the CIA about is its woke recruitment video," said historian and writer Patrick Iber.

Iber is referring to the fact that the president of El Salvador has seized control of the nation's highest court by firing the judges, according to the Financial Times.


"I don't know if the CIA invented/funded/disseminated Woke Ideology but let's just say it would make perfect sense," said journalist Michael Treacy.

"Looking forward to @CIA's next video, which will explain how 'enhanced interrogation' is actually super woke," wrote Asheesh Kapur Siddique, assistant professor of history at the University of Massachusetts Amherst.

"Enhanced interrogation" is a term used to describe the CIA's system of torture of detainees following 9/11. Other Twitter users also pointed to enhanced interrogation in their criticism.

"This is a real video released by the CIA," tweeted director and producer Robby Starbuck. "Every institution is being destroyed by the woke left. If we don't stop this, [the U.S.] will fall. I bet instead of waterboarding, they'll unleash real torture on terrorists: Listening to 'progressives' talk for hours about every social issue."

Newsweek has asked the CIA for comment on this article.

 
>minorities creates a memes, terms, or concepts to described a specific hardship
> it's gets popular
>suddenly those things become mainstream, due to annoying white libs trying their hardest to be allies and misinterpreting those terms
>then companies starts recouping the terms
>Now the CIA is using them
>This causes schizo Kiwi Farms and right-wing """"journalists""" on Twitter to go "SEE SEE, THE LEFT WING MOVEMENT WAS A CIA PSY-OP ALL ALONG TO [whatever bs that they are fear-mongering here] THEY ARE IN YOUR SIDE
>Rince and repeat when the CIA eventually uses a meme or term in there advertisements for the opposite side
 
>minorities creates a memes, terms, or concepts to described a specific hardship
> it's gets popular
>suddenly those things become mainstream, due to annoying white libs trying their hardest to be allies and misinterpreting those terms
>then companies starts recouping the terms
>Now the CIA is using them
>This causes schizo Kiwi Farms and right-wing """"journalists""" on Twitter to go "SEE SEE, THE LEFT WING MOVEMENT WAS A CIA PSY-OP ALL ALONG TO [whatever bs that they are fear-mongering here] THEY ARE IN YOUR SIDE
>Rince and repeat when the CIA eventually uses a meme or term in there advertisements for the opposite side
I dont want anyone in my side, no means no
 
>minorities creates a memes, terms, or concepts to described a specific hardship
> it's gets popular
>suddenly those things become mainstream, due to annoying white libs trying their hardest to be allies and misinterpreting those terms
>then companies starts recouping the terms
>Now the CIA is using them
>This causes schizo Kiwi Farms and right-wing """"journalists""" on Twitter to go "SEE SEE, THE LEFT WING MOVEMENT WAS A CIA PSY-OP ALL ALONG TO [whatever bs that they are fear-mongering here] THEY ARE IN YOUR SIDE
>Rince and repeat when the CIA eventually uses a meme or term in there advertisements for the opposite side
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A shirt with her name AND a silly little message of validation. It's still somehow astonishing to me just how low the self-esteem is for almost a whole generation.
Ackshually, it’s not her name. It’s a pet name Hispanic mothers give their daughters, like saying “honey”, which if you think about is even worse than her name.

Imagine working at the CIA and having on a shirt that says “Mommy is proud of you”. Yeah, that’s basically what she’s wearing...
 
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Ackshually, it’s not her name. It’s a pet name Hispanic mothers give their daughters, like saying “honey”, which if you think about is even worse than her name.

Imagine working at the CIA and having a shirt that says “Mommy is proud of you”. Yeah, that’s basically what she’s wearing...
The article calls her "Mija". Either the article is being negligent or her parents were born here and had a "reconnecting to our roots" phase at the worst possible time in perhaps the worst possible way.
 
The smirk that must be on Putins face right now...
Decreased effectiveness aside, this will be a great opportunity for SVR to recruit agents in the CIA. Disgruntled officers will sell the Agency out for a few dollars, the promise of a dacha, and the opportunity to see their woke colleagues ruined by based Rodina. Hate that dangerhair Karen in collection management who's still wearing a mask in 2022? Give all her cases to the Russians, then anonymously tell Insider Threat she's been flashing a lot of money and seems disgruntled.

I know there's glowies reading this. And I know you're thinking about doing this now. When you get caught, don't blame me. And remember, getting an erection during the control questions will beat a polygraph every time. Just remember to lower the flag back down to half staff during the relevant questions....
 
I thought it was common knowledge the CIA, FBI, etc were woke? They always align themselves with whatever authoritarian movement is big at the time.
 
I just can't wait for the day the CIA is entirely comprised by people who think #retweet can change the world. All their psyops will be about brigading some twitter account and getting it locked and how to better their trans-ally message with more retarded acronyms. And then one morning we'll wake up to half the CIA gone because they killed themselves not any terrorist attack or anything.

Crossing my fingers so the chinese, russians and jewsraelites take the same route and effectively drown their own spy agencies with retards. Ultimate powermove towards world peace.
 
"I am a proud latina! Look at mi hups and my 3-inch clear acrylic heels!"
So, did someone really name their child "my daughter"?
Wow, that’s retarded lol. That’s like naming your daughter “Sweetie”.
I was going to point out this same thing. It's even worse than that thing where you name the kid a nickname (e.g. "Maggie" for "Margaret") because it is itself just a non-name term. Like, "Hi, this is my daughter Baby."
 
"I am a proud latina! Look at mi hups and my 3-inch clear acrylic heels!"


I was going to point out this same thing. It's even worse than that thing where you name the kid a nickname (e.g. "Maggie" for "Margaret") because it is itself just a non-name term. Like, "Hi, this is my daughter Baby."
I knew a couple who had to name their daughter shortly after her birth for the purposes of setting up her insurance or whatever. The nurse made no bones about the fact that if they walked out of that hospital without making that decision, they would have to go through the labor of changing their daughter's name from "Babygirl".
 
At this point running over CIA niggers would be an act of mercy.

It didn't really take long for the CIAniggers to become the CIAgayniggers.

Hey, whatever happened to that KF account called "CIA Nigger"? "Call of duty" forced them to leave or what? 🤔

Crossing my fingers so the chinese, russians and jewsraelites take the same route and effectively drown their own spy agencies with retards.

Israel was already using LGBT hasbara a decade ago:
On 28 June, a YouTube video of a man called "Marc" who claims to be an activist denied from boarding the flotilla on account of his homosexuality was exposed to be a hoax. The man in the video was discovered to be Omer Gershon, an Israeli entrepreneur and public relations expert. The video was tweeted by an intern in Prime Minister Netanyahu's office. The intern said he did not know that the video was a hoax, and that he posted the video on his own private Twitter account, not on behalf of the government.


 
I can just see C.I.A sending out their Tranny honeytraps all over the World & have it backfire spectacular ^^ !
Imagine how much fun foreign spies will have fucking with these idiots, or even how quickly their covers will be blown.
"Excuse me, I know that I'm a ranking party official here in your government, but I don't think it's appropriate for you to misgender that person"
Some huge intel will go missing and when they find the leak they'll discover it was actually a nonbinary CIA analyst who was bonding over drinks with a pretty latinx over how bad orange man really was.
It didn't really take long for the CIAniggers to become the CIAgayniggers.
Damn, I just noticed - now their ops really are gay
 
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