🐱 Critics slam "woke" CIA recruitment video: "I am intersectional"

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A new recruitment video from the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been widely panned on social media for its use of terms that critics have described as "woke."

The CIA shared the video on its Twitter account on April 28 but reaction to the ad has grown over the past few days. Many critics weighed in on the matter on Sunday. The video features a CIA officer, Mija, describing her own experience.

"I am unapologetically me. I want you to be unapologetically you, whoever you are. Whether you work at #CIA, or anywhere else in the world," the tweet read. "Command your space. Mija, you are worth it."

In the video, Mija says she suffered from "imposter syndrome" but she refuses to "internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be."

In a longer version of the video also shared on Twitter, Mija says "I am intersectional" and describes herself as a "cisgender millennial."

The choice of language led to accusations that the CIA is being too "woke" and that the video is disingenuous.

"'I am intersectional' -- an actual line in CIA recruitment video. Would encourage watching," tweeted Jeet Heer, columnist at The Nation.

"If putatively 'woke' language can so easily be co-opted by the CIA, is it really emancipatory? Either time to get new language or pay less attention to language," Heer said.

"Still can't get over this CIA video... woke id politics officially co-opted by the world's most destructive intelligence agency," wrote Rania Khaled, journalist at BreakThrough News. "I remember warning about this danger like 7 years ago and getting smeared for it by tumblr types."

#WednesdayWisdom
"I am unapologetically me. I want you to be unapologetically you, whoever you are. Whether you work at #CIA, or anywhere else in the world.
Command your space. Mija, you are worth it."
— CIA (@CIA) April 28, 2021
"We know the Cold War is over because there's an autogolpe in El Salvador and the thing everyone is mad at the CIA about is its woke recruitment video," said historian and writer Patrick Iber.

Iber is referring to the fact that the president of El Salvador has seized control of the nation's highest court by firing the judges, according to the Financial Times.


"I don't know if the CIA invented/funded/disseminated Woke Ideology but let's just say it would make perfect sense," said journalist Michael Treacy.

"Looking forward to @CIA's next video, which will explain how 'enhanced interrogation' is actually super woke," wrote Asheesh Kapur Siddique, assistant professor of history at the University of Massachusetts Amherst.

"Enhanced interrogation" is a term used to describe the CIA's system of torture of detainees following 9/11. Other Twitter users also pointed to enhanced interrogation in their criticism.

"This is a real video released by the CIA," tweeted director and producer Robby Starbuck. "Every institution is being destroyed by the woke left. If we don't stop this, [the U.S.] will fall. I bet instead of waterboarding, they'll unleash real torture on terrorists: Listening to 'progressives' talk for hours about every social issue."

Newsweek has asked the CIA for comment on this article.

 
Are we sure they aren’t just recruiting more victims volunteers for mind-control experiments? Anyone who applies because of that ad is obviously an ideal candidate for brainwashing.
 
Yes, she has a shirt with her name on it,
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I can't wait for our glow friends to share their furry waifus on Twitter
 
This has to be a DARPA psy-ops experiment, there's no fucking way.

Are we sure they aren’t just recruiting more victims volunteers for mind-control experiments? Anyone who applies because of that ad is obviously an ideal candidate for brainwashing.

I think they're there to be so obvious to root out other spies for assassination. They send the retard squad into the shit, draw out enemy spies and agents as bait, and either identify/murder the enemy spies.

If the retards get caught, they're pumped full of disnfo and disposable idiots so it doesn't matter. They're given completely bogus intel and information about American activities. And if they're caught, maybe the CIA can trade them for a possible double agent they set up to infiltrate enemy spy networks.

So the retard squad serves three purposes: 1) To draw out any enemy spies 2) Spread disinformation among enemy states. 3) To be tradeable pawns for infiltrators.
 
Are we sure they aren’t just recruiting more victims volunteers for mind-control experiments? Anyone who applies because of that ad is obviously an ideal candidate for brainwashing.
Nah, they've been hiring humanities degrees for decades; poly sci, languages, cultural studies degrees, etc. They wanted people with a good understanding of the countries and people they wanted to gayop and they got tumblr-lite.
 
Nah, they've been hiring humanities degrees for decades; poly sci, languages, cultural studies degrees, etc. They wanted people with a good understanding of the countries and people they wanted to gayop and they got tumblr-lite.
Not going to lie I laugh my ass off at the idea of them hiring someone who is an “expert” in Latin America but has a degree in latinx studies.
 
"I'm not just a checklist" she says after rattling off all of her various idpol traits like its a checklist
"I used to have imposter syndrome"
You get that for two reasons
A: being surrounded by absolute wastes of O2 and being average yourself but still being put at the top of the pyramid (me)
B: being actual shit and getting unqualified success (CIA lady with her numerous displayed awards from the diversity department)
Imagine being a CIA agent with an anxiety disorder, what the fuck are you hiring.
 
So the retard squad serves three purposes: 1) To draw out any enemy spies 2) Spread disinformation among enemy states. 3) To be tradeable pawns for infiltrators.
CIA already has a token retard squad, they're called the Navy Seals.

At this point the agency is rotten from the inside as they've been huffing their own farts for too long.
 
I'm sure the Chinese and Russian intelligence services must be quaking in their boots. What if, in a dark warehouse, they chase down a CIA operative and misgender them? Then get Called Out on it? "It's not cancel culture it's consequence culture!" Jxhn Smxth shouted, as zhe drew xis cell phone, and dragged Ivanov on Twitter. "You'll be looking for new LinkedIn contacts in a week, Ivanov." zhe said coldly.
Just wait till “intelligence” is changed bc that’s ableist language
Good lord, just call the Chinese and Russians and surrender already.
We're witnessing the US government commit suicide in slow motion.
 
Man, I bet Bin Laden is fucking pissed down there in hell, knowing that had he just managed to survive a few more years the worst threat he would have faced from America is a fucking rainbow brigade and an "intersectional" CIA
 
Nah, they've been hiring humanities degrees for decades; poly sci, languages, cultural studies degrees, etc. They wanted people with a good understanding of the countries and people they wanted to gayop and they got tumblr-lite.
Yeah, but it's poli sci, the study of politics, not poly sci, the study of polyamory. Though they are probably hiring majors in that, too.
 
So, did someone really name their child "my daughter"?

Because that's so on the nose and terribly underwhelming that I would expect it to be another product of how out-of-touch this video is.
 
... but she refuses to "internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be."

Easy to say when the closest she'll get to any danger is carrying someone's papers/drugs at an airport. Go try to be more in some favela in Brazil or some Kowloon style shit-hole and see how well your strong girl shit carries you.
 
So progressive to work for an organization that has constantly work to sabotage the spirit of democracy and basic human decency in the USA and abroad.
 
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