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Swirling weeb said:
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That weird chick there were jokes Phil was sliding into DMs of replied to his latest Twitter begging. She's changed her @ though. Kat should be terrified, this is how girls get ensnared.

Incoming polygamy arc where Phil becomes a Mormon.
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If anything this leans towards "Kat left". That's how Phail gets his mothers, it's not like he goes out to meet people or anything. If CGI women count as cheating what do actual women count as?


Now we need to find out about this girl. Guessing it's "good" if she's communicating with The Guy.
 
Exceptional Chimp said:
If anything this leans towards "Kat left". That's how Phail gets his mothers, it's not like he goes out to meet people or anything. If CGI women count as cheating what do actual women count as?


Now we need to find out about this girl. Guessing it's "good" if she's communicating with The Guy.
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Kat isn't gonna be gone for a while. phil is as subtle as an pig. when she's gone, not doing his laundry, preparing his meals. we'll know.
 
EmpGulcasa said:
Wouldn't quitting DOS2 and that shit visual novel just be shooting himself in the foot, though? People would see that even if they shill extra hard to choose a game they want he'll just throw it away anyway so why pay the pig?
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This won't be the first time Phil has dumped a game the paypigs chose, so it's not like anyone has reason to expect that there will be consequences this time. And even if there are, the pigroach won't learn, he'll get pissed and re-assert his dominance over his retards in some way.

Exceptional Chimp said:
If anything this leans towards "Kat left". That's how Phail gets his mothers, it's not like he goes out to meet people or anything. If CGI women count as cheating what do actual women count as?

Now we need to find out about this girl. Guessing it's "good" if she's communicating with The Guy.
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I don't know, Phil has been more sly about this shit in the past, that's why Khet was mistaken for being the escort that some con artists were claiming he bought in order to blackmail him. (If I'm understanding that situation correctly.) And has been pointed out by others numerous times, it's reasonable to expect Phil to be much more insufferable while alone than he appears to be right now.

I wouldn't really know, personally, since I wasn't around when he had just been dumped by Leanna. But I can easily see right now that he's not as stressed by his situation as he should be, and I can believe that if he were having to take care of stuff he prefers his soulmaid handle, that would bother him more than his departnering.
 
i've realized something.
phil isn't really living. when's the last time the guy ever truly lived?
he has no friends, no family, no health, no hobbies, no girlfriend, no respect, no hygiene. jesus christ. he lives for very few things. to pay his bills. to eat and to fuel his gacha addiction. he's the equivalent of a meth or crackhead.

if people didn't know who he was.
put a picture of Phil up, and his age. Most people would probably assume he's some kind of junkie.
remember how blade deteriorated? phil is maybe 2 steps behind him.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I wouldn't really know, personally, since I wasn't around when he had just been dumped by Leanna. But I can easily see right now that he's not as stressed by his situation as he should be, and I can believe that if he were having to take care of stuff he prefers his soulmaid handle, that would bother him more than his departnering.
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You had to be there. Phil was saying the craziest shit like "This is a positive thing, I can 'finally' work on my own terms!" and then in a couple of days he was bitching and moaning "I have to do laundry now, I've never done it before. I have to make my own meals and I just can't because I've been working so hard :( " (Also this is the War Dog Leader "King of Suffering" situation)

That's also the full extent of it, because Phil is such a boring person who didn't care about Leanna to begin with, he just wanted her around as a trophy to show off to his viewers be it trolls/detractors/haters/critics or genuine fans.
 
Thomas Highway said:
He's not even trying to pretend that he doesn't make a ridiculous amount of money a month anymore.
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Yup. Since losing his partnership you would think he would hunker down. But, his greed has only gotten more visible and he's been even more lazy since. He can't hide his income behind twitch now so his poor boy narrative isn't going to cut it we can all see how much he is making off paetron and hiding tips amount on his stream would be self destructive. His whales like flaunting their wealth.
 
goku123 said:
i've realized something.
phil isn't really living. when's the last time the guy ever truly lived?
he has no friends, no family, no health, no hobbies, no girlfriend, no respect, no hygiene. jesus christ. he lives for very few things. to pay his bills. to eat and to fuel his gacha addiction. he's the equivalent of a meth or crackhead.
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I've seen someone else here say this (I forget who originally said it sorry) and it perfectly describes Phil's life- he lives the same day everyday and has for the past 6+ years. He basically quit living shortly after moving to seattle and he just sort of exists now. He doesn't have any real life experiences anymore and doesn't even want to, every story he tells that isn't about grocery shopping is from before 2012.

You can tell from his unhinged rants about meaningless shit like video game reviews/awards that he just has no perspective of the real world anymore. The biggest issue in his life is what score random writers are giving random video games, his life is just completely 100% about video games (ironic because he is so terrible at them and doesn't even seem to particularly enjoy them).
 
Coke Zero said:
I've seen someone else here say this (I forget who originally said it sorry) and it perfectly describes Phil's life- he lives the same day everyday and has for the past 6+ years. He basically quit living shortly after moving to seattle and he just sort of exists now. He doesn't have any real life experiences anymore and doesn't even want to, every story he tells that isn't about grocery shopping is from before 2012.

You can tell from his unhinged rants about meaningless shit like video game reviews/awards that he just has no perspective of the real world anymore. The biggest issue in his life is what score random writers are giving random video games, his life is just completely 100% about video games (ironic because he is so terrible at them and doesn't even seem to particularly enjoy them).
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I sometimes wonder if DSP is a victim of addiction to video games or streaming. One way or another he's thrown his whole life away just to be a "professional gamer". Both give him the dopamine rush of being a capable competent human being without any effort, and it's clear that's the main high he chases in addition to over-spending on WWE Champions.

There's nothing wrong with streaming, there's nothing wrong with playing games, but when you start throwing away chunks of your life for them... I'm sure one day papers will be written about the addictive nature of online fame and when they do I think DSP will be one of the example cases of how delusions of grandeur on the platform can lead to a crazy lifestyle where you live like a fake celebrity.

DSP, I know you need to hear this: You're not famous. You're just one of now millions who do the same thing. You weren't even that big on Youtube in the golden days, you just abused the system to pretend you were more popular than you were. You were never famous, there are videos of cats with more wide-spread popularity and recognizability than you.
 
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HOPEFULLY I'll get more money this week. HOPEFULLY you don't just watch my videos and you PLEASE give me money.. Because, sadly, you only paid me a little over $300 and not $400+ today.

It already reads terribly, but if you change a couple words to bring it a tiny bit more in line with reality, it just.. sounds so much worse. Here's HOPING this WILL be a pattern :optimistic:
 
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HOPEFULLY I'll get more money this week. HOPEFULLY you don't just watch my videos and you PLEASE give me money.. Because, sadly, you only paid me a little over $300 and not $400+ today.

It already reads terribly, but if you change a couple words to bring it a tiny bit more in line with reality, it just.. sounds so much worse. Here's HOPING this WILL be a pattern :optimistic:
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I dont think he ever, ever thanked anyone from the youtube only viewers for donating. He only mentions them when he needs money from them.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
Wouldn't quitting DOS2 and that shit visual novel just be shooting himself in the foot, though? People would see that even if they shill extra hard to choose a game they want he'll just throw it away anyway so why pay the pig?
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Yep. Both of these were sub goals if I remember correctly. Fans and whales subbed and gifted even more for the opportunity to vote on these games for him to play and these were chosen. After essentially contributing ~$2000 per sub goal he still expects to get $200 dollars per stream.

"You already paid me $2000 to play these games. Now also pay me $200 for each stream of said game or I'm going to stop playing it."

More double dipping by Phil. It's unreal, the greed is massively strong.
 
Alternative Universe Phil: Please don't tip me huge amounts in one go, if you want to support the streams, It would help more if you tipped little and often. That way your support will last longer and I can stay on Twitch until the support dries up.

Alternative Universe Phil didn't have to beg last night.
 
Poo Twister said:
Alternative Universe Phil: Please don't tip me huge amounts in one go, if you want to support the streams, It would help more if you tipped little and often. That way your support will last longer and I can stay on Twitch until the support dries up.

Alternative Universe Phil didn't have to beg last night.
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Alternate Universe Phil: (spoken with a clear voice and clear nasal passages) "Alright everyone, I just wanted to let you guys know that I am completely set for the month of May already! Thank you everyone for all your support in April; I was able to get all my bills paid over the weekend and Kat and I were even able to go to the grocery store and get some special stuff for dinner this week; she and I are gonna improvise in the kitchen so we're both really excited. I bring that up so I can tell you that any further donations made this month will be going to my local Humane Society branch so dogs and other cats like Jasper can get good care and get into good homes!"

I hate our timeline.
 
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