The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Special Agent Punchy]

Mr. Fowler just stumped the prosecutor.

What was the stump? I was running water

 

[Pizza Munch]

here the prosecution goes showing still images instead of video clips

 

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[Pizza Munch]

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lol

well at least she's not taking out student loans to get that art degree

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Floyd was absolutely HOWLING when he was in the cop car up until he was put on the ground.

Fuck off with the insinuations that they were choking him.

 

[MoeChotto]

here the prosecution goes showing still images instead of video clips

And deliberately confusing the timeline, to boot. These stills are from after the point where Floyd was saying "I can't breef," when he was being pulled out of the car.

 

[Merry]

This is the longest cross in history lmfao

 

[The Elusive Earl]

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Remember kids, only attack authorities during a full blown insurrection

 

[Feline Supremacist]

If Chauvin is fund guilty on I'm 100% certain the defense would appeal immediately, and one reason would be the refusal to change the venue. The protests are everywhere; on our phones, radio, tv and internet. Changing the venue and immediately sequestering the jury would be absolutely essential to a fair and impartial jury.

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"art scholarship" nothing of value was lost

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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This, and other stories like it, all told in the book called "Shit That Never Really Happened"

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

"His respirations were normal, but yeah he totally died from a knee in the back"

 

[Some JERK]

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"No fair! He ruined my life and cost me my livelihood before I could do it to him!!!"

Also, he leaned in and whispered in her ear in the middle of a BLM protest, and she somehow heard it? Yeah sure. GTFO.

 

[TLEN]

Peak reddit moment.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And what was she going to do with an art degree other than work various gig jobs while trying to pay off $50K in debt?

Sounds like getting arrested was the smart financial move there.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

If Chauvin is fund guilty on I'm 100% certain the defense would appeal immediately, and one reason would be the refusal to change the venue. The protests are everywhere; on our phones, radio, tv and internet. Changing the venue and immediately sequestering the jury would be absolutely essential to a fair and impartial jury.

How do they even get these jurors into the courthouse without getting mobbed? Do black lives only matter if they get to sleep in every morning?

 

[Probably An Autist]

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i hope thats true to the letter lmao

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

This trial is making me realize why nations of the past allowed trial by combat.

Ain't nobody got time for this bullshit.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

Holy shit guys leaked footage of George Floyd still alive and singing!

 

[Sammich]

If Chauvin is fund guilty on I'm 100% certain the defense would appeal immediately, and one reason would be the refusal to change the venue. The protests are everywhere; on our phones, radio, tv and internet. Changing the venue and immediately sequestering the jury would be absolutely essential to a fair and impartial jury.

Part of me feels like the Judge gave them a get out of jail free card, it's gonna be hard to find anywhere where the jurors haven't heard of the case, but it's not gonna be hard for the jurors to not have to be afraid of riots.

 

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that was it?
B R U H