The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Fields Of Rye]

Please say "you cannot calculate quantitatively in this situation" holy fuck

 

[The Last Stand]

I hope Chauvin walks away with a "not guilty" verdict. Each and every day, they are exposing themselves as charlatans just to tell a narrative that is objectively falling apart. Seven months of rioting for a drug addict that would've died of an overdose some other way.

Minneapolis is going to burn either way, may as well stop prolonging the inevitable and just go full steam ahead. They've proven time and time again they would do whatever (they THINK) it takes to force their flawed ideology onto anybody and everybody. Over government and media immunity.

What country worships criminality and reckless behavior on a daily basis?

 

[WrenchWring]

"Did you use magic to measure exactly the amount of air Floyd took in with each breath when you were watching a jumpy bodycam video and low quality CCTV footage?"
"No."

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

NINE MINUTES TWENTY NINE SECONDS

Nahhhn minutes and twenny-nahhhn seconds

 

[mate]

A bus filled with Indian elementary school students is hanging off the side of a cliff in Rajasthan. The only things keeping the bus from tumbling into the abyss are a vhs cassette with undeniable proof of Chauvin's innocence, and a pair of Amy Voss's used panties. If you only take one, either the cassette or the panties, there is a 50% chance the bus tips off the cliff. If you take both, 100%. If you take neither, the bus and the children are saved. What do you do? View attachment 2087638

That would be really tough if I gave a shit about Pajeets.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

"EXCUSE ME MR. FOWLER, BUT DID YOU CALCULATE THE WIND TRAJECTORY? AND HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT THE SUNLIGHT MAY HAVE BEEN HEATING THE PAVEMENT AND SUBSEQUENTLY CAUSED THE CARBON MONOXIDE TO RISE AWAY FROM FLOYD'S FACE?

HAVE YOU? HUH?!"

"N-no"

 

[Top Skink]

A bus filled with Indian elementary school students is hanging off the side of a cliff in Rajasthan. The only things keeping the bus from tumbling into the abyss are a vhs cassette with undeniable proof of Chauvin's innocence, and a pair of Amy Voss's used panties. If you only take one, either the cassette or the panties, there is a 50% chance the bus tips off the cliff. If you take both, 100%. If you take neither, the bus and the children are saved. What do you do?

Take both but only to kill more poo in the loo fucks

 

[Probably An Autist]

Reddit predictably thinks this style of questioning is fantastic lawyering and the answers are damning with how he doesn't want to give a yes or no when it benefits prosecution, but when it was done via Nelson it was grasping for straws and the witness was avoiding his dirty lawyery tricks.

 

[Evil Enchilada]

Do not question the black man, or else.

 

[TLEN]

What do you do?

Take the cassette and kick the bus until it tips over.

 

[ShapelyMutton]

"I'm not better at listening than anybody else"
With those ears there goes his credibility

 

[7he47r0n]

"Did you notice that Storm Atronach, slowly but surely sucking the air from Mr. Floyd's lungs?"

 

[Pimpleking55]

I'd love to have a long talk with Mr, Fowler, he looks like the kind of person who has awesome story's about his job.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'd love to have a long talk with Mr, Fowler, he looks like the kind of person who has awesome story's about his job.

And he sounds like the kind of person who has a lot of based stories about his job.

 

[mate]

I'd love to have a long talk with Mr, Fowler, he looks like the kind of person who has awesome story's about his job.

He looks like he finds his way around by sonar.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Good line of questioning

 

[Top Skink]

>i have questions about quantitative measurements

'ERE WE GO

 

[TitusOvid]

The witness is holding his own well and not giving the prosecution much.

 

[Top Skink]

I CANT READ

 

[7he47r0n]

Mr. Fowler just stumped the prosecutor.