‘Powerpuff Girls’ Live-Action Series - Officially Dead

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Is Mojo even going to be in this...?

Perhaps Mojo has passed away. He suffered a fatal drug overdose after Bubbles applied an illegal chokehold on him. Now sensitive PoliSci grad student Mojo Jojo Jr is spearheading a social activist campaign, hoping to bring justice against the rightwing vigilante group that third-degree-murdered his father.
 
Does anyone have an official date for this to air? Hell, I would watch it... later to see how bad it is just for the laughs. But I wouldn't want to give it ratings.
 
This being a CW Show, are we going to get a moody, dark (in the lighting sense) trailer with some loud, awful "girl power" song blaring in the background as one of the girls utters, "Fuck the professor"?
 
Now let's see what we'll get for HIM, Princess, Gang Green Gang, and Fuzzy Lumpkins. Because I'm fucking dying to see those.
Him is absent because woke. You'd understandably think they would consider him "homophobic", but no... They are going to say it's troonphobic.

Princess will be shipped with Blossom and is going to be hamfisted Deep Criticism of Capitalism, wow, so relevant and artistic, best character ever, they totally should go all out and defeat her with college freshman commie arguments.

Gang Green Gang is black, misunderstood and not their fault they're villains, it's the fault of the 1%. The ongoing joke is that Buttercup dated Ace until she started trooning out and left him for a woman.

Fuzzy is obviously DAE LE DRUMPF LE PROUD BOY YAHTZEE MIRITE?
 
By the way isn’t one of the Gang Green Gang in The Gorillaz? Will they provide the soundtrack?
Yeah, according to the weird canon they're making, Ace took on a temporary role with the band, while Murdoc Niccals (or whatever how his name is spelled) was institutionalized during The Now Now. As of Song Machine, he's back for good.

At least that's what I remember, feel free to correct me.
 
Gang Green Gang is black, misunderstood and not their fault they're villains, it's the fault of the 1%. The ongoing joke is that Buttercup dated Ace until she started trooning out and left him for a woman.
The Boogie Man will also be a black who is held down by systemic racism.
 
So the Mojo Jojo in this version is not an ape?

Why is he a human? Mojo Jojo is a green monkey for goodness' sake. How does Mojo Jojo reproduce? Did he steal the Professor's recipe for the girls?

Also, there is only one man who can do a lineage of JoJos right, and that is Hirohiko Araki. Stop trying to be Araki.
Not sure how a white privilege boy can play a monkey. :story:
 
Yeah, according to the weird canon they're making, Ace took on a temporary role with the band, while Murdoc Niccals (or whatever how his name is spelled) was institutionalized during The Now Now. As of Song Machine, he's back for good.

At least that's what I remember, feel free to correct me.
Nope that was pretty much it, Ace came in while Murdoc was in jail and when he has busted out Ace slinked off back to the gang. Funny thing, they had Gorillaz reference in the show before.
 
The sad thing is this whole mess illustrates why we keep getting nothing but reboots.

PPG is a well-established brand with a large following, so the producers, who care solely about maximizing profit, choose to reboot/reimagine it both because it saves them from having to come up with anything themselves or take a gamble on an original idea, and because no matter how good or how bad the changes they make are, it will get people talking. As I said, Powerpuff Girls is universally recognizable. A lot of people like the original show. And the producers are banking on that fanbase to generate hype or at least publicity for their new version. Obviously people feel strongly about the original, and when you end up drastically revising it, they will make their opinions known and complain, maybe even decide to watch it for themselves to see just how badly they mess it up. It makes perfect sense - why try to do an original dark, gritty superhero show when you can just slap a well-known IP on it and coast on that previous success and brand awareness, even if fans of the original won't like it? Why try and build a following on your own when you can just siphon one that's already there? More importantly, people are passionate about the things they like, and when the things they like get fucked with, you can bet they won't just ignore it. And more importantly, social media absolutely thrives on controversy and drama, which combined with the pre-established following, means posts like "POWERPUFF GIRLS REBOOT IS WORSE THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED" is likely to get more clicks than "niche thing most people haven't heard of is a'ight". Even sadder is that people don't seem to realize that watching/buying things ironically is actually helping them. Bad publicity is better than no publicity - if bad publicity and widespread critical hatred could kill a product, shows like Johnny Test, Jersey Shore, and the Kardashians wouldn't have lasted as long as they did.

So yeah, can't wait for this to become the highest-rated, most-talked-about show of the season while people on Twitter complain about how there are too many reboots while lamenting the fact that the lower-profile shows and movies they didn't watch or talk about until after the fact flopped horribly.
 
I read the script for the pilot and....phew its a cw show

there's lots of outdated ~internet and millennial slang and references. bubbles is a messy alcoholic/pill addict who can't live down her glory days in the powerpuff girls and is still searching for her former childhood fame even as a ~washed-up adult. blossom has PTSD? from the experience and is married to some boring dude. buttercup is a firefighting lesbian who is more well-adjusted than the others, but hates blossom and professor drake and only returns to the town to collect her inheritance...however, while there they all get pulled back into reforming the powerpuff girls. but the whole thing, tonally and character-wise, is a MESS and it did not necessarily have to be. just trying too hard to do way too much.
 
I read the script for the pilot and....phew its a cw show

there's lots of outdated ~internet and millennial slang and references. bubbles is a messy alcoholic/pill addict who can't live down her glory days in the powerpuff girls and is still searching for her former childhood fame even as a ~washed-up adult. blossom has PTSD? from the experience and is married to some boring dude. buttercup is a firefighting lesbian who is more well-adjusted than the others, but hates blossom and professor drake and only returns to the town to collect her inheritance...however, while there they all get pulled back into reforming the powerpuff girls. but the whole thing, tonally and character-wise, is a MESS and it did not necessarily have to be. just trying too hard to do way too much.
Everyone involved needs to commit suicide immediately. There is no way this can possibly be good, or even bad enough to be bad-good.
 
I read the script for the pilot and....phew its a cw show

there's lots of outdated ~internet and millennial slang and references. bubbles is a messy alcoholic/pill addict who can't live down her glory days in the powerpuff girls and is still searching for her former childhood fame even as a ~washed-up adult. blossom has PTSD? from the experience and is married to some boring dude. buttercup is a firefighting lesbian who is more well-adjusted than the others, but hates blossom and professor drake and only returns to the town to collect her inheritance...however, while there they all get pulled back into reforming the powerpuff girls. but the whole thing, tonally and character-wise, is a MESS and it did not necessarily have to be. just trying too hard to do way too much.
Well, I imagine Bob is gonna clap his fat hands and squee over this shit.
 
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