‘Powerpuff Girls’ Live-Action Series - Officially Dead

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So the Mojo Jojo in this version is not an ape?
Either they're going to straight up avoid ever mentioning what species Mojo is...or this show is going to cross lines even Batwoman couldn't in terms of 'new levels of questioning what the hell the writers are snorting'.
Why is he a human? Mojo Jojo is a green monkey for goodness' sake. How does Mojo Jojo reproduce? Did he steal the Professor's recipe for the girls?

Also, there is only one man who can do a lineage of JoJos right, and that is Hirohiko Araki. Stop trying to be Araki.
It isn't like the recipe for the PPG is hard - sugar, spice, everything nice, and Chemical X. As I alluded to earlier, MJ even straight up DOES make his own versions with the Rowdyruff Boys with the counterpart rhyme (snips, snails, and puppydog tails, plus Chemical X).

What we're looking at here with Jojo Jr. is possibly something right out of Disney's Descendants.
 
The idea of Donald Faison being taken seriously as the Professor is laughable to me since I was always reminiscent of him just being this:


I don’t remember the Professor being that goofy. Sure he has his funny moments, but there were times when he was taken seriously by the Mayor.

I don’t ever remember Faison’s roles as being that serious. It was always either playful, goofy or sometimes just being the wingman to someone who overshadows him.
 
Why is he a human? Mojo Jojo is a green monkey for goodness' sake. How does Mojo Jojo reproduce? Did he steal the Professor's recipe for the girls?

Also, there is only one man who can do a lineage of JoJos right, and that is Hirohiko Araki. Stop trying to be Araki.
it's his son apparently...which begs the begs question what woman banged mojo jojo? 🤮
 
The idea of Donald Faison being taken seriously as the Professor is laughable to me since I was always reminiscent of him just being this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iiWzhK5n6Yk
I don’t remember the Professor being that goofy. Sure he has his funny moments, but there were times when he was taken seriously by the Mayor.

I don’t ever remember Faison’s roles as being that serious. It was always either playful, goofy or sometimes just being the wingman to someone who overshadows him.
It took me a while to realize the default dance in Fortnite came from Turk. I'm not surprised Donald wasn't happy about them copying it.
 
Meet Mojo Jojo's son. Yes.

POWERPUFF GIRLS Live-Action CW Series Finds Its Mojo Jojo Jr. In HART OF DIXIE Actor Nicholas Podany

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>As a kid, the nerdy, power-hungry, insecure JoJo was obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, despite his father’s grudge against them. As an adult, JoJo finds his sweetness and rage in constant battle.

We are looking at a trainwreck of galactic proportions here, folks.
I think I’m just numb to the stupidity at this point.
 
Awwwww, the racism of the Kiwi Farms is showing cause they complain about a black person being cast in something!
Calm down you dumb faggot, at least some of us are complaining that a black man is being portrayed as a neglectful, abusive, deadbeat dad. Do you think black men are deadbeat dads, you filthy fucking cocksucker?
 
Meet Mojo Jojo's son. Yes.

POWERPUFF GIRLS Live-Action CW Series Finds Its Mojo Jojo Jr. In HART OF DIXIE Actor Nicholas Podany

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>As a kid, the nerdy, power-hungry, insecure JoJo was obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, despite his father’s grudge against them. As an adult, JoJo finds his sweetness and rage in constant battle.

We are looking at a trainwreck of galactic proportions here, folks.
OF COURSE they were gonna go for the "incel" angle, I mean, that is currently the chief ultimate menace and threat womyn are haunted by in TYOOL 2021!

This is literally Ghostbusters Current Year.

EDIT: Wait, wouldn't being Mojo's son mean he's technically the girls' half brother? Allahu akbar...
 
Meet Mojo Jojo's son. Yes.

POWERPUFF GIRLS Live-Action CW Series Finds Its Mojo Jojo Jr. In HART OF DIXIE Actor Nicholas Podany

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>As a kid, the nerdy, power-hungry, insecure JoJo was obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, despite his father’s grudge against them. As an adult, JoJo finds his sweetness and rage in constant battle.

We are looking at a trainwreck of galactic proportions here, folks.
Remember when the Powerpuff Girls had a bunch of over the top, cartoony villains? Now we get some scrawny dweeb. Even the fat nerdy guy that had the huge PPG collection in the old cartoon looked more badass.
 
EDIT: Wait, wouldn't being Mojo's son mean he's technically the girls' half brother? Allahu akbar...
So wait, wouldn't Mojo being his son mean he's part ape and raised a violent ape for a child? Problematic.
 
EDIT: Wait, wouldn't being Mojo's son mean he's technically the girls' half brother? Allahu akbar...
Nope.

The show pretty much established that in a way, Mojo could be called the Professor's "son" in one episode where Mojo tries to exploit the fact he was originally the Professor's pet chimp (and its subsequently revealed at the end of the episode that the reason Chemical X got mixed into the PPG was because Mojo was a troublemaking little shit that caused the accident).

So, in a way, Jojo Jr. is actually the nephew of the PPG.
 
Meet Mojo Jojo's son. Yes.

POWERPUFF GIRLS Live-Action CW Series Finds Its Mojo Jojo Jr. In HART OF DIXIE Actor Nicholas Podany

View attachment 2050427

>As a kid, the nerdy, power-hungry, insecure JoJo was obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, despite his father’s grudge against them. As an adult, JoJo finds his sweetness and rage in constant battle.

We are looking at a trainwreck of galactic proportions here, folks.

The only options on how this would work:

Either Mojo turned himself into a human involving an invention of his and slept with Junior's mother, or he's simply a created experiment in vein of the Rowdyruff Boys.

The idea of him being the half-ape son of Mojo is a horrifying thought, especially when most of the females Junior's father fell in love with from the OG Series and shitty Reboot were still apes / primates.
 
One thing is for sure: Mojo himself is going to be downplayed as hell. We all know no monkeys can be portrayed in Current Year, as they mean "Niggo" by default no matter the intention or precedent the character has.

Either he is totally absent or is made less of a villain. And if the latter, it's going to be a HUWHITE MAIL.
 
Meet Mojo Jojo's son. Yes.

POWERPUFF GIRLS Live-Action CW Series Finds Its Mojo Jojo Jr. In HART OF DIXIE Actor Nicholas Podany

View attachment 2050427

>As a kid, the nerdy, power-hungry, insecure JoJo was obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, despite his father’s grudge against them. As an adult, JoJo finds his sweetness and rage in constant battle.

We are looking at a trainwreck of galactic proportions here, folks.
And of course, the villain is someone who used to be a fan of the Powerpuff Girls. I wonder if this is meant to be a metaphor for something...
One thing is for sure: Mojo himself is going to be downplayed as hell. We all know no monkeys can be portrayed in Current Year, as they mean "Niggo" by default no matter the intention or precedent the character has.

Either he is totally absent or is made less of a villain. And if the latter, it's going to be a HUWHITE MAIL.
He's probably just going to be a human with green hair or some minor detail to remind the audience that he's the real deal even if he's played by some chiseled stud.
 
One thing is for sure: Mojo himself is going to be downplayed as hell. We all know no monkeys can be portrayed in Current Year, as they mean "Niggo" by default no matter the intention or precedent the character has.
Which is hilarious. It's apparently now woke and not racist to assume any portrayal of a gorilla automatically means a black person. Black person = gorilla. Super woke. Great jerb. So progressive.
 
Now let's see what we'll get for HIM, Princess, Gang Green Gang, and Fuzzy Lumpkins. Because I'm fucking dying to see those.
 
Which is hilarious. It's apparently now woke and not racist to assume any portrayal of a gorilla automatically means a black person. Black person = gorilla. Super woke. Great jerb. So progressive.
These are also the same people who think Orcs, who are typically a violent and savage race from fantasy = black people.

They Ultra super woke progressive!
 
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