🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph went to Digibros house and got into a fist fight with everyone Digibro lives with.

[break these cuffs]

So did that Mint/Marie chick fuck Ethan Ralph or not? Do we have just his conjecture to go by?

I mean why did he spit on the face of someone he fucked? If he csn get beaten down by a girl he's just pathetic.

Because teh Ralphamale is a pure unadulterated white trash. He knows no other way.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Because teh Ralphamale is a pure unadulterated white trash. He knows no other way.

Ralph's life motto is "If you go low, I'll go lower" so nothing is beyond him in the scumbag territory.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ralph's life motto is "If you go low, I'll go lower" so nothing is beyond him in the scumbag territory.

They're like those hicks in Deliverance with WiFi.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

They're like those hicks in Deliverance with WiFi.

"Squeal for me, Flipper! REEEEE!!"

 

[Never Scored]

Sure it was funny for early 2000s but he never got past the tryhard edgy shit that is going on now. If you still like fart jokes there's always Nickelodeon to watch.

Maddox was considered very funny by anyone who was a teenager around his peak and was into the internet. Humor in the late 90s until around 9/11 was all about being edgy and gritty, a hangover of the grudge movement from the 90s. Look at the shit that was popular online, Stick Death, Newgrounds, Maddox, etc. Then we got "monkey cheese" random humor after that. This is where Something Awful came in and blew up. Nowadays we are well into the woke "this is what boomers/Karens/white people think" era.

 

[DrLittleDo]

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Guntamania is running wild like it never ran before.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

They should of poured ice on him , it's his only weakness

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

They should of poured ice on him , it's his only weakness

Other than underaged mentally ill girls, liquor, responsible behavior, not committing crimes, actually making an effort for preparing for his gay little internet tv show?

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Other than underaged mentally ill girls, liquor, responsible behavior, not committing crimes, actually making an effort for preparing for his gay little internet tv show?

Oh and them

 

[Fcret]

May sounds seriously bitter in every conversation between her and Digi I've seen whereas Digi just seems mildly annoyed more than anything. I have to wonder what's fueling her grudge - simple BPD or something more?

 

[grumble_bum]

A streamer involved in a phisical assault, what am I on the IP2 board?

 

[FrigginWeeb]

good god Ralph you really are a fat bastard aren't you

 

[Smithfield Ham]

good god Ralph you really are a fat bastard aren't you

He's never even seen a salad.

 

[DewsLit]

He's never even seen a salad.

I bet he's tossed a few.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

He's never even seen a salad.

He won’t find salads in gas station trash cans.

edit: he should try dumpster diving in better neighborhoods

 

[Never Scored]

He's never even seen a salad.

That's not true. Macaroni salad is a salad.

 

[Coily]

Ralph's life motto is "If you go low, I'll go lower" so nothing is beyond him in the scumbag territory.

He misunderstood that Ella Fitzgerald song. It happens often.

 

[AnOminous]

I agree that that is the likely scenario, but Ralph is becoming increasingly belligerent as of late. I want to see him pit his overblown ego against a real man and get his shit rekt. It may not be the most likely scenario but it is becoming more likely by the day.

I like the idea of him pulling some shit on a petite cute girl who turns out to be an amateur MMA fighter and not only gets him sent to jail, but in need of facial reconstruction surgery.

May sounds seriously bitter in every conversation between her and Digi I've seen whereas Digi just seems mildly annoyed more than anything. I have to wonder what's fueling her grudge - simple BPD or something more?

Maybe she realizes on some level she's such a shitty girlfriend she got him to troon out.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Ok I admit, I chuckled with his new merch

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This not only doesn't hide the fact he literally came to someone's house just because he got called short, but also underscores how profoundly insecure he is about it.

Which is why I hope he finds this. Even if I am wrong by one or two inches, it clearly shows that he isn't 5' 9 like he claims to be.



Edit: link to the full explanation.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/ralphs-height.87648/post-8651251

 

[Ennius]

This not only doesn't hide the fact he literally came to someone's house just because he got called short, but also underscores how profoundly insecure he is about it.

Which is why I hope he finds this. Even if I am wrong by one or two inches, it clearly shows that he isn't 5' 9 like he claims to be.

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Edit: link to the full explanation.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/ralphs-height.87648/post-8651251

To be fair, and to give him an honest hearing in the Height Courts, Pantsuparty claims to be 5"7 or 5"8 somewhere online. Also I'm not sure if it was ever mentioned but during this IRL stream she was drinking with Ethan at a bar and actually vomited straight onto him while he was live. Very classy pair I will admit.