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You do realise Phil has 300 plus viewers on average, about 30 of us max chatting, or semi lurking. The rest of that bulk of numbers are ether tractors or his real fans, of which I can not believe the fans aspect. His numbers mean very little, they don't attract paypigs, I mean what does attract them? How do they find Phil?

But anyway personally I've never once given him money nor will I ever, no cheers or tips, no subs ect. You can laugh for free. I just like seeing the shit up close, I've tried DDM chat, LSB but it doesn't have the same vibe.

I get the numbers thing is a problem for some people but regardless when Phil has a break down theres hundreds of people added to the views, not one gives him money, in my opinion its irrelevant.
I disagree. He does get marginally more money when he runs ads on Twitch with more viewers, which he does actually run at certain points like the end of his stream and during his breaks as far as I know. It's very minimal from ads though. But when Phil has those breakdowns and gets a lot more viewers he does a lot of the time get more money through viewer support. Even going back as far as his 'Save the house' era, during certain streams when he would 'REE' on camera about life not being fair or his during his fundraisers he'd get huge viewer numbers of people wanting to see him flail around and lose his mind but these streams also bring out people who will tip or cheer to rile him up and get a reaction out of him as well and of course they're more likely to bring out the whales to bail him out. Same with the vest streaks, near the end of the stream he'd get tons of viewers wanting to see it end and of course a whale would bail him out. And when SH took his Twitch down and he went to youtube? Sure enough the viewer count was outrageous. He was even getting troll tips from clout chasers like Frank Hassle and of course either whales or new 'I've been watching your content for 10 years, first time showing up and tipping to keep you around' people show up as well.
 
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Yeah Phil definitely gets more donos during his “emergencies” but i wouldn’t think it was from more normies tuning in. All of said donations are really large in size. More like Phil is just getting all his paypiggies into line at once instead of going one after the other to reach the small tips goal.
 
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You do realise Phil has 300 plus viewers on average, about 30 of us max chatting, or semi lurking. The rest of that bulk of numbers are ether tractors or his real fans, of which I can not believe the fans aspect. His numbers mean very little, they don't attract paypigs, I mean what does attract them? How do they find Phil?

But anyway personally I've never once given him money nor will I ever, no cheers or tips, no subs ect. You can laugh for free. I just like seeing the shit up close, I've tried DDM chat, LSB but it doesn't have the same vibe.

I get the numbers thing is a problem for some people but regardless when Phil has a break down theres hundreds of people added to the views, not one gives him money, in my opinion its irrelevant.
Any attention that you pay to Phil increases the overall reach of the total attention paid to Phil on the internet, which increases the odds of another sped stumbling across Phil and becoming a whale. Even me just posting on this forum about him does this.

BSV found Phil through Metokur making videos about Phil. BSV is some Norwegian weirdo who survived some kind of boat sinking as a child. He has thrown tens of thousands at Phil.

Swagginz found Phil by watching various TIHYDPs and thinking they were the funniest thing he's ever seen. Swagginz has given thousands to Phil.

If you participate in the Autism Vortex surrounding Phil you are raising his attention profile and on some level you are contributing to making it more likely that a new sped with an open wallet will stumble across him. The more directly you participate the more attention you bring to the Autism Vortex, and the more fun you make it for people to participate in the Autism Vortex on the level you do.

Sometimes I will sit in a restream live for a bit. When I do so I raise the viewer count for that stream and increase the likelihood of random people stumbling across that restream in a directory or getting a random recommendation.

You say there are only 30 people participating in Phil's chat to downplay how your participation in his chat helps him. Imagine if you stopped posting in his chat whatsoever. Imagine if everyone of a similar mindset to you stopped posting in Phil's chat. Imagine if there were literally like just 10 Derichs posting in Phil's chat. Do you think the whales who want attention would be more or less inclined to throw money at Phil? Do you think the random speds would have more or less fun posting in a dead, meme-less chat? Why do you like making Phil's Twitch chat a 'fun' place whose 'vibe' you like participating in? Why do you like increasing Phil's Twitch sub-directory ranking?
 
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You say there are only 30 people participating in Phil's chat to downplay how your participation in his chat helps him. Imagine if you stopped posting in his chat whatsoever. Imagine if everyone of a similar mindset to you stopped posting in Phil's chat. Imagine if there were literally like just 10 Derichs posting in Phil's chat. Do you think the whales who want attention would be more or less inclined to throw money at Phil? Do you think the random speds would have more or less fun posting in a dead, meme-less chat? Why do you like making Phil's Twitch chat a 'fun' place whose 'vibe' you like participating in? Why do you like increasing Phil's Twitch sub-directory ranking?
Could you imagine the meltdown over no tips or viewers?
 
Any attention that you pay to Phil increases the overall reach of the total attention paid to Phil on the internet, which increases the odds of another sped stumbling across Phil and becoming a whale. Even me just posting on this forum about him does this.

BSV found Phil through Metokur making videos about Phil. BSV is some Norwegian weirdo who survived some kind of boat sinking as a child. He has thrown tens of thousands at Phil.

Swagginz found Phil by watching various TIHYDPs and thinking they were the funniest thing he's ever seen. Swagginz has given thousands to Phil.

If you participate in the Autism Vortex surrounding Phil you are raising his attention profile and on some level you are contributing to making it more likely that a new sped with an open wallet will stumble across him. The more directly you participate the more attention you bring to the Autism Vortex, and the more fun you make it for people to participate in the Autism Vortex on the level you do.

Sometimes I will sit in a restream live for a bit. When I do so I raise the viewer count for that stream and increase the likelihood of random people stumbling across that restream in a directory or getting a random recommendation.

You say there are only 30 people participating in Phil's chat to downplay how your participation in his chat helps him. Imagine if you stopped posting in his chat whatsoever. Imagine if everyone of a similar mindset to you stopped posting in Phil's chat. Imagine if there were literally like just 10 Derichs posting in Phil's chat. Do you think the whales who want attention would be more or less inclined to throw money at Phil? Do you think the random speds would have more or less fun posting in a dead, meme-less chat? Why do you like making Phil's Twitch chat a 'fun' place whose 'vibe' you like participating in? Why do you like increasing Phil's Twitch sub-directory ranking?
If everyone stopped posting on kiwifarms, dsp reddit and twitter about him and there were no restreamers, DSP would be gone within 6 months.

Anyone crying about people watching or troll tipping Phil is just in denial about it.

Every single person interacting, googling, searching, reading, watcing or posting about DSP is contributing to his prolonged popularity.
 
I disagree. He does get marginally more money when he runs ads on Twitch with more viewers, which he does actually run at certain points like the end of his stream and during his breaks as far as I know. It's very minimal from ads though. But when Phil has those breakdowns and gets a lot more viewers he does a lot of the time get more money through viewer support. Even going back as far as his 'Save the house' era, during certain streams when he would 'REE' on camera about life not being fair or his during his fundraisers he'd get huge viewer numbers of people wanting to see him flail around and lose his mind but these streams also bring out people who will tip or cheer to rile him up and get a reaction out of him as well and of course they're more likely to bring out the whales to bail him out. Same with the vest streaks, near the end of the stream he'd get tons of viewers wanting to see it end and of course a whale would bail him out. And when SH took his Twitch down and he went to youtube? Sure enough the viewer count was outrageous. He was even getting troll tips from clout chasers like Frank Hassle and of course either whales or new 'I've been watching your content for 10 years, first time showing up and tipping to keep you around' people show up as well.
I know he gets some extra money but even so I've noticed the ads barely play for him, admittedly no money is better than some.
I agree when SH took down his Twitch the YT support was massive, 300 ish each time? Though I will disagree on one point, the whales will donate no matter what its sad but true. I think with him getting taken down for that time it set off more pity from them, but as everyone knows the whales aren't rich so Phil can't endlessly tap into the well.
So in other words I feel that even if he acted like a retard to get more views, or had shit like Twitch getting taken down eventually the whales just wouldn't be able to keep up. But maybe a new one could appear.

Any attention that you pay to Phil increases the overall reach of the total attention paid to Phil on the internet, which increases the odds of another sped stumbling across Phil and becoming a whale. Even me just posting on this forum about him does this.

BSV found Phil through Metokur making videos about Phil. BSV is some Norwegian weirdo who survived some kind of boat sinking as a child. He has thrown tens of thousands at Phil.

Swagginz found Phil by watching various TIHYDPs and thinking they were the funniest thing he's ever seen. Swagginz has given thousands to Phil.

If you participate in the Autism Vortex surrounding Phil you are raising his attention profile and on some level you are contributing to making it more likely that a new sped with an open wallet will stumble across him. The more directly you participate the more attention you bring to the Autism Vortex, and the more fun you make it for people to participate in the Autism Vortex on the level you do.

Sometimes I will sit in a restream live for a bit. When I do so I raise the viewer count for that stream and increase the likelihood of random people stumbling across that restream in a directory or getting a random recommendation.

You say there are only 30 people participating in Phil's chat to downplay how your participation in his chat helps him. Imagine if you stopped posting in his chat whatsoever. Imagine if everyone of a similar mindset to you stopped posting in Phil's chat. Imagine if there were literally like just 10 Derichs posting in Phil's chat. Do you think the whales who want attention would be more or less inclined to throw money at Phil? Do you think the random speds would have more or less fun posting in a dead, meme-less chat? Why do you like making Phil's Twitch chat a 'fun' place whose 'vibe' you like participating in? Why do you like increasing Phil's Twitch sub-directory ranking?
I do in part agree, the autism vortex is strong, thats why when I started streaming I disconnected everything to do with him from the new ID, I don't mention him to anyone.

But I suppose in small part maybe we are giving 1% here and there dragging in people like Swaggins or BSV, the only thing is no matter if we leave, his chat, this thread or any tractor vid, sadly Phil will never go. When he said he was gonna stream until he dies, he wasn't lying. I can't remember who said on here about the fact Phil won't be taken down by any of us but himself, they are right.

I do truly get what you mean though, I just think Phil will exist maybe not with the spotlight he has but in some dark shitty part of the Internet, likely with no one holding him accountable, because autists seem to be attracted on their own. I mean how did Derich or KingMichael find him?

For better or worse atleast someone, and maybe just 1 person needs to bare witness to Phil and his behaviour for what it is.
 
If everyone stopped posting on kiwifarms, dsp reddit and twitter about him and there were no restreamers, DSP would be gone within 6 months.

Anyone crying about people watching or troll tipping Phil is just in denial about it.

Every single person interacting, googling, searching, reading, watcing or posting about DSP is contributing to his prolonged popularity.
Exactly. In the grand scheme of things it's all the same. Getting at people who watch him on streams is inconsequential.
 
It's weird. Writing in a way that requires people to ascertain a thing or two gets written off that I am of LOWER intellect?

I'll convert: Even though that comment was meant to be taken without sincerity, people are taking it as such. Not one metaphor~ I'll go further: I am not serious in a box. I am not serious with a fox. I am not serious here or there. I am not serious (this is the cliffhanger folks)..................... Anywhere!

edit: cannot wait for the play-by-play dissertation on this goldmine of "AuTiSm"
Oh look, the retard is trying to act like they were only pretending to be retarded.

There is nothing I could possibly say which would encapsulate how absolutely pathetic and embarrassing your life is. You spend your days helping the world's most obvious grifter con a bunch of actual retards, including yourself, out of their time and money. You try to tell yourself it's all a big joke/troll/whatever but no matter how much you want to believe that there is an upside to your behavior, there isn't.

We do not care that you have crippled yourself socially, financially, and mentally in service of a subhuman shitbag who hates you and will toss you to the wolves at the first opportunity. You mean NOTHING to Phil, and since you want to act like a huge retard you mean nothing to us either, although I have to admit it's funny to see how said huge retard acts when they think they are being clever. You have given enough time and resources to Phil that you could have built a savings account, gone on great vacations, bought a bunch of dope shit, made tons of good friends, developed a useful/fun hobby, or countless other things that would enrich your life and strengthen your position in the world. Instead you are pissing away your life so you can spam emotes in your gulag chat and watch people with dents in their head and porn addictions shit on you when you ban them. You have nothing to show for it, and the first time Phil decides you've gone too far he will throw you out like the trash you are to him and replace you. It's a tale as old as time.

Most of us are living lives where we have actual friends, spouses, gainful employment, the respect of our peers, and so on - we stop by for a few minutes to laugh at the spectacle that is your miserable life, and the miserable lives of everyone else that tries to build an identity around a fat, masturbating con-man who represents the last rung on the ladder before you fully fall off into hikkikomori oblivion.

If I woke up to find out that I had spent the night drunkenly trying to "troll" the Kiwifarms and then realized my only paths forward were to either go gargle Phil's balls and empty my bank account into his, or stop being a retard and pick up the pieces of my miserable life, I would blow my brains out. I see you opened wide and started emptying your account. Holy shit what an absolute failure you are.
 
Could you imagine the meltdown over no tips or viewers?
He'd reeee into the void.
If everyone stopped posting on kiwifarms, dsp reddit and twitter about him and there were no restreamers, DSP would be gone within 6 months.

Anyone crying about people watching or troll tipping Phil is just in denial about it.

Every single person interacting, googling, searching, reading, watcing or posting about DSP is contributing to his prolonged popularity.
While I'd love to agree, he'd just step up his game. Like I suppose the first lolcow I watched was Onision. He's got less and less money, views all that shit. By all rights he should of fucked off. But narcs love attention. Phil is likely just going to get himself a bunch of odd fetishists with his Onlyfans showing off his tits or start being even more scummy somehow.

I could imagine him shoving fast food meals up us arse or something doing DSP Tries it out of pure desperation. Greedy people can't have dignity after all.
 
Giving Phil the benefit of the doubt and assuming he really stopped playing WWE Champions (he didn't), what is he doing to the thousands he gets weekly?

The house. That was old lady Burnells 10 year plan for him. The mature adult with a business degree in his 30's didn't understand that in order to own something you have to pay for it. That's why he racked up a ton of credit card debt. Cards pay for stuff but you don't own it. That doesn't register with him. So big momma Burnell said... "Look you dumb son of a bitch, stop buying immaterial pictures of roided men and pay off your fucking house". She's very self deprecating. Also talks like me. We've spent a lot of time together.

His 10 year plan isn't to stop streaming and get a job. It's to have wheelchairs pay off his house so he doesn't have to get a job, then live off Khets part time teenager job.
 
Mario made DSP have a mid-life crisis that he is going to be 39 years old soon. The dude is a filthy detractor who needs to be stopped.
 
Mario made DSP have a mid-life crisis that he is going to be 39 years old soon. The dude is a filthy detractor who needs to be stopped.
How dare that god damn dirty Italian plumper have crazy adventures and enjoy peach’s peach while I’m sitting here on my squeaky chair on my pijamas just begging for money dood this fucking guy with his patchy ass mustache needs to be stopped dood ...
-dsp March 2021 ... “probably next stream”
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• All of the money he's saving from not paying his credit cards etc, will have to go to both Khando fees and Utilities
• Tax guy told him not to bother paying last years taxes and that they'll more than likely be rolled into this years
• Tax guy told him he should make a payment on his taxes by the 15th of this month so he's shown making consistent payments throughout this year
• Tax guy will do Khet's taxes for free because he's a nice guy but DSP has to pay his tax guy up front because he doesn't want DSP to dodge paying him as part of MUH BANKRUPTCY
• DSP seemed annoyed about that and doesn't think making any of these payments is realistic

He's joint filing what a fucking moron of course her taxes are included.

Including her is literally checking an extra box and putting her w2 info in.

He's so fucking bad at business sense it hurts me. This is buyer's market territory again.

Just wanted to touch on this for discussions regarding whether or not the fat man qualifies for stimulus.

For the filing of last years' taxes he complained that the tax man wanted payment up front due to his bankruptcy. He also said that the 'tax guy' was willing to do Kat's taxes 'for free'. Not sure if it was ever established one way or another, but this led to an assumption that they are filing jointly.

Not sure if the full financial breakdown for 2020 has been posted yet, but the stimulus check goes off of 'last filed tax return' which should be his return for 2019. Based on his bankruptcy filing, his gross income for the months 07/2019 - 12/2019 was reported as $55,407.20. Lazily extrapolating that to the full year, that means a gross income of $110,814.40 for the year.

Based on the bankruptcy filing, Kat's gross monthly income is $1,349.92. Extrapolated to a year is $16,199.04.

As far as I'm aware, the ceiling for the stimulus is $150,000 for a joint filing. $110,814.40 + $16,199.04 = $127,013.44 Now these are all rough numbers, many of which have been supplied by a known liar. However, with the best information we have it looks like he will be getting a stimulus check, as will Kat.

Based on these (again, rough) numbers, Kat would have to work her job at the rate she does for 2 years to receive a 'positive benefit' on the level of the vest streak.
 
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