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He made more than $90,000 last year. He won't qualify for a stimulus himself. He will, however, get his wheelchairs relief funds like the 6k USD worth of cheers he got in 2020.

That's why every time someone asks what he would do with his stimulus check he says he doesn't want to talk about it or he makes some smarmy response back. Because he can't admit he makes too much to qualify for it even during a pandemic.

But trust me - he will need YOUR stimulus to "buy muh supplies for the week and *thumbs up* maybe take muh wife khet out"
I've read that people can still get the stimulus later on using 2020 taxes. If he files with Kat (married jointly) they will get some kind of stimulus from that.


If he has already filed his taxes, and it was before the day Sleepy signed the bill, he should be getting a stimulus check. I doubt he and Kat combined made $150,000 last year
 
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Could we at this point move all Anonymouse posts to the whiner thread?
He's just baiting, and what he has to drop is not worth the time so all he's doing is shitting up the thread.
 
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Ya know anonmouse, most of here don't really care you have big master, shupah sekrut plan on your sleeve or not. Even you just came to us just to chat, well we won't reject you.

Regardless of what you have in mind, Phil will still be defeated by his ego eventually, it is just matter of time.

Plus the farms is free of charge. No khantribution needed. We will still laugh you like we did at BSV though.
 
I legitimately don't understand why people are giving anonymouse the time of day. We've seen time and time again that these idiots will evenbtually go crawling back to Phil no matter what happens, presumably because their lives are so devoid of any other meaning watching/modding for an ungrateful, deceitful asshole is the high point of their existence.

The only time they should be taken seriously is if they 1. Leak something huge that DSP can't just handwave away and deny and 2. Actually stop giving DSP money/services. Until then, fuck 'em.
 
It's weird. Writing in a way that requires people to ascertain a thing or two gets written off that I am of LOWER intellect?

I'll convert: Even though that comment was meant to be taken without sincerity, people are taking it as such. Not one metaphor~ I'll go further: I am not serious in a box. I am not serious with a fox. I am not serious here or there. I am not serious (this is the cliffhanger folks)..................... Anywhere!

edit: cannot wait for the play-by-play dissertation on this goldmine of "AuTiSm"
I'll convert your rebuttal ascertain into my own declaration: you're a faggot.
 
As a long time chat member I agree Mouse protects us with the deletions ect, I never got how people didn't get that. I also feel The Farms misinterprets alot of how things go down in the chat, we are just there just laugh at Phil like you guys. Also I've been lurking in this thread without an account for well over a year, dunno why I said that but nice work this thread is a laugh.

@itsthatanonmouse I'm not sure whats going on but it's nice to have you back.
 
I've read that people can still get the refund later on using 2020 taxes. If he files with Kat (married jointly) they will get some kind of stimulus from that.


If he has already filed his taxes, and it was before the day Sleepy signed the bill, he should be getting a stimulus check. I doubt he and Kat combined made $150,000 last year
Good point. I had assumed they would file separately given his bankruptcy was filed separately and seeing what a mess his taxes (and back taxes) are.

Filing separately she would likely get a stimulus and a tax refund. Together, if Phil isn't lying about his back taxes, they would get a stimulus and no tax refund. Great points. Now I'm curious. Thanks for the note !
 
As a long time chat member I agree Mouse protects us with the deletions ect, I never got how people didn't get that. I also feel The Farms misinterprets alot of how things go down in the chat, we are just there just laugh at Phil like you guys. Also I've been lurking in this thread without an account for well over a year, dunno why I said that but nice work this thread is a laugh.

@itsthatanonmouse I'm not sure whats going on but it's nice to have you back.
Nah, you're dumb. Your "trolling" and laughing at DSP inflates his numbers and gives him money. Fuck off.
 
1. Husky in Denial is the previous name of the band Exit Mouse. Exit Mouse is the band of the degenerate fuck Toggle who rapes his dog and has a podcast talking about how much he loves to rape his dog. The thread has been stickied on the front page for more than a week now: (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/charl...ochthispooch-huskeyindenial-clunkymunk.85775/). Perhaps the hidden secret message Anonymouse was trying to send was "Hello Farms". If so, too bad for him that nobody here seems to stray outside the DSP forum.

2. You all hate Anyonymouse. Cool. Making dozens of posts each saying the same thing is annoying as fuck. Much like the plethora of posts talking about "wow I feel owned" or "I'm not owned enough tip harder paypigs" seemingly every night. DSP is boring. Oftentimes that means this thread moves slowly. In my opinion, it's better to have a slow thread than to have a fast thread with a bunch of posts that are basically the same, albeit worded slightly differently.

3. Expecting Anonymouse to show up on the Farms one day and speed right past the door hatchet to barbecue the pig the next is dumb. Yes showing up and trumpeting your epic trolling plans is some faggot shit. However, going for dozens of pages saying "wow he hasn't given receipts yet where are the receipts oh boy degenerate furry has no receipts" is just as faggy.

4. All these newfag accounts trying to act all tough like "ur at Kiwi Farms it's hardcore d00d" are gay. You're a faggot who signed up for ExpressVPN because your favorite Youtoober was shilling it and decided to join the naughty site. Shut up.

5. Idk if y'all joined because of the bankruptcy/foreclosure and now expect that level of content every day. You won't get it. DSP is a boring fuck who plays video games. The bankruptcy was one of the biggest things in recent memory. He is as boring as watching paint dry 99.999% of the time. Lower your expectations and you won't be disappointed.

Just sayin'
Well we can agree on at least one thing, fast moving threads where every post just verbosely retreads old ground are garbage. It's why Chantal's thread is borderline unusable, everyone feels compelled to chime in and restate the obvious. Also Phil is boring.
 
You do realise Phil has 300 plus viewers on average, about 30 of us max chatting, or semi lurking. The rest of that bulk of numbers are ether tractors or his real fans, of which I can not believe the fans aspect. His numbers mean very little, they don't attract paypigs, I mean what does attract them? How do they find Phil?

But anyway personally I've never once given him money nor will I ever, no cheers or tips, no subs ect. You can laugh for free. I just like seeing the shit up close, I've tried DDM chat, LSB but it doesn't have the same vibe.

I get the numbers thing is a problem for some people but regardless when Phil has a break down theres hundreds of people added to the views, not one gives him money, in my opinion its irrelevant.
 
I get the numbers thing is a problem for some people but regardless when Phil has a break down theres hundreds of people added to the views, not one gives him money, in my opinion its irrelevant.
Don't you get paid more on twitch based on no of viewers? Like ads and sponsored content. Either way I agree, it's irrelevant. Even dsp doesn't care about the numbers cause he knows it's not about who's watching but who's donating.
 
So is Joyful Wallet gay ops or a genuine whale? Please excuse my ignorance, I've been away from the Philniverse for a few days.
Legit whale, not even that much in denial of it, from what I've gathered. (And at $600 a month, he's good for a Jackson a day on average even on the day off, thanks for the money dummy indeed!)
It annoys me that some many miss him setting up "Kat was up early around the house" before Jasper bodied him.

I'm not saying it's impossible that they have separate beds but I'll need more proof.

Also, for those that are triggered by the tips/hitting the tips goal (God, I hope there aren't many of you) the Biden Bux™ rolling out will mean very pahsitive schtreams for Piggy coming down the pike.

The idea is to circulate the money in order to, get this, stimulate the economy, and not to siphon it directly to Scopely via the middleman Big Boobs Burnell. It is what it is I guess.
WWE is publicly traded, Scopely profits will be shared to them I'm sure and then you'll see that stock price rise with increased earnings, so it'll stimulate the economy as long as Vince McMahon needs to buy it eventually.
DSP: People can use penne points to name pokemon when I stream it later this year.
DSP seconds later realizing he normally charges for that: Or not you know, we've never done that before...
He fucked it up, penne point redemption get the paid for naming rights pokemon in the party, not the name on the pokedex entry. One too many fingers of gin during break apparently.
Ever felt tired from playing motherfucker videogames like mario?

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F for Avengers.

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Uh, the poll is 60/40 try it/skip it, how is that a win for the skippers?
At this point, I could xerox my genetic code into the dictionary under the definition of "facetious" and people would still treat me like I'm a perpetual Ted Talk.
For some reason, damn you ervrlord for taking away the puzzle piece icon to insert here, sarcasm isn't the easiest trait in posts for a lot of users of kiwifarms to pick up on...
Anyway, you're the only mod who seems to have a sense of humor about the pigpen happenings, so you automatically become the highest ranked mod on the chat power rankings to me.
1. Husky in Denial is the previous name of the band Exit Mouse. Exit Mouse is the band of the degenerate fuck Toggle who rapes his dog and has a podcast talking about how much he loves to rape his dog. The thread has been stickied on the front page for more than a week now: (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/charl...ochthispooch-huskeyindenial-clunkymunk.85775/). Perhaps the hidden secret message Anonymouse was trying to send was "Hello Farms". If so, too bad for him that nobody here seems to stray outside the DSP forum.

2. You all hate Anyonymouse. Cool. Making dozens of posts each saying the same thing is annoying as fuck. Much like the plethora of posts talking about "wow I feel owned" or "I'm not owned enough tip harder paypigs" seemingly every night. DSP is boring. Oftentimes that means this thread moves slowly. In my opinion, it's better to have a slow thread than to have a fast thread with a bunch of posts that are basically the same, albeit worded slightly differently.

3. Expecting Anonymouse to show up on the Farms one day and speed right past the door hatchet to barbecue the pig the next is dumb. Yes showing up and trumpeting your epic trolling plans is some faggot shit. However, going for dozens of pages saying "wow he hasn't given receipts yet where are the receipts oh boy degenerate furry has no receipts" is just as faggy.

4. All these newfag accounts trying to act all tough like "ur at Kiwi Farms it's hardcore d00d" are gay. You're a faggot who signed up for ExpressVPN because your favorite Youtoober was shilling it and decided to join the naughty site. Shut up.

5. Idk if y'all joined because of the bankruptcy/foreclosure and now expect that level of content every day. You won't get it. DSP is a boring fuck who plays video games. The bankruptcy was one of the biggest things in recent memory. He is as boring as watching paint dry 99.999% of the time. Lower your expectations and you won't be disappointed.

Just sayin'
Love this post despite it being down voted on the reactions. It reminds me of the type of posters pining for a Leanna debriefing interview, height of entitlement. In her case specifically who wants to hear the helium balloon huffing voice discuss the pigroach genitals in detail first of all? In this case, how can you get upset at not getting exactly what you want when you want it from a user who is still in the goutosphere? You didn't have privy information in either case to start with, how can you be upset you still don't have it now from the source you're aching for it from? Maybe the furry mod just wants to keep up on furry drama, who knows why they signed up here initially and regardless of the real reason, they get to use the site as they see fit. If a user becomes a constant tease of information that never is released, then you have a reason to be annoyed with them, until then let them use the site the way they want outside of them doing so to break rules of the forum.
married couples who earn less than USD $150,000 (combined), they get a fat $1,400 cheque each, I can only assume these are pre-tax figures

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we know he's gonna clear $120k easy, and I doubt khet worked enough to earn $30k by working 20hrs a week
They have to file jointly for that level of income stimulus, they file individually for all you'll find on pigpiggo. Kat will get a check, Phil is over the 80K individual limit for no benefit.
 
Don't you get paid more on twitch based on no of viewers? Like ads and sponsored content. Either way I agree, it's irrelevant. Even dsp doesn't care about the numbers cause he knows it's not about who's watching but who's donating.
Sorry I just worked out quotes work here, I haven't used forums in years...

I don't think you do get paid more for numbers as far as I know. I haven't recently started streaming so my knowledge is limited but I think the money you get paid is based on partnership which you might be able to get extra percentages. I mean I think you do get money from adrevenue but I've never got ads on Phil's things unless I was using the Twitch app which isn't often. I think Adblocker mostly stops them.

But yeah in Phil's world he'd be happy with maybe 5 Derich's that sing his praises and only talk in chat to help him, and of course give lots of money. I don't think he even cares about subs, yes they sustain his house but if he could get it via PP I'm sure he'd prefer that due to Twitch getting fuck all.

If I learn more on this I will add more though.
 
married couples who earn less than USD $150,000 (combined), they get a fat $1,400 cheque each, I can only assume these are pre-tax figures

source

we know he's gonna clear $120k easy, and I doubt khet worked enough to earn $30k by working 20hrs a week

Good point. I had assumed they would file separately given his bankruptcy was filed separately and seeing what a mess his taxes (and back taxes) are.

Filing separately she would likely get a stimulus and a tax refund. Together, if Phil isn't lying about his back taxes, they would get a stimulus and no tax refund. Great points. Now I'm curious. Thanks for the note !
I'm gonna guess they file separately because he hasn't blamed kat yet for anything he doesn't like about paying taxes and she probably wants the gibs of a refund that she would not get filing jointly. Don't forget, he's trying to sell she's still there and has never mentioned her and taxes together (though he will now after reading this).
 
But yeah in Phil's world he'd be happy with maybe 5 Derich's that sing his praises and only talk in chat to help him, and of course give lots of money. I don't think he even cares about subs, yes they sustain his house but if he could get it via PP I'm sure he'd prefer that due to Twitch getting fuck all.
Exactly
 
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