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If Phil supposedly had to teach Kat how to stir his family sauce recipe, it’s more likely Kat is developmentally a Sesame Street 4 year old.
 
I swear to god this stream is for adults only:
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Surly Muppet said:
He also earlier escalated talking about 'life giving you lemons' to talking about drinking urine.
If this man doesn't actively have a diaper and scat fetish, then he is in the closet about that, too.
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Damn, no wonder Derich likes him

blahblahblah678 said:
If Phil supposedly had to teach Kat how to stir his family sauce recipe, it’s more likely Kat is developmentally a Sesame Street 4 year old.
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I believe that Phil saying that he had to teach Kat how to stir his sauce is one of his exaggerations. Due to him being a retarr, he has to make sure that Kat stirs his gloop the exact same way he does it. Because he thinks that whatever he does is fucking gold and how he has zero stories with Kat, he has to either make shit up/extend the truth about what happened as well as making sure that only his way is the correct way. Thus he "taught" her how to stir sauce in a fucking pot
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil mentioned the $300 Jeans Goal again this evening. He said that at $300, he would 'put on' the jeans. How did this start? Who knows, he said, but he hit it last week.
It started because Phil forced it, and he has now weirdly retconned it to imply that he wore the jeans last week instead of just throwing them over the chair. I'm not even clear at this point if he thinks that somehow putting the jeans on the chair counts as 'putting on' the jeans. He never specified putting them on what, dood.
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Actually wearing the jeans is probably the expected kneejerk reaction by Phil to 'stick it to the haters' because he probably read on twitter and the farms that people were pointing out how low effort and lazy it was that he was just tossing them over the side of his chair as the reward for receiving exorbitant tips during a stream.
 
blahblahblah678 said:
If Phil supposedly had to teach Kat how to stir his family sauce recipe, it’s more likely Kat is developmentally a Sesame Street 4 year old.
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That's just Phil believing his sauce is amazing and she might mess it up. Right after he adds a cup of sugar. The sauce is probably just terrible anyway.
Surly Muppet said:
I'm curious how the next phase of begging will play out. He has his birthday week, and he has to worry about his tax payment.
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I'm hope putting on jeans becomes like the vest because somehow it seems unbelievable dumb. I mean he's obviously trying to force something to be the new money sucker.
 
Hadidecount1990 said:
I believe that Phil saying that he had to teach Kat how to stir his sauce is one of his exaggerations. Due to him being a retarr, he has to make that Kat stirs his gloop the exact same way he does it. Because he thinks that whatever he does is fucking gold and how he has zero stories with Kat, he has to either make shit up/extend the truth about what happened as well as making sure that only his way is the correct way. Thus he "taught" her how to stir sauce in a fucking pot
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It's oddly consistent with his past lore, too, as Leanna could not be trained or trusted with the sauce, necessitating sauce streams with constant breaks to stir while she was sitting 10 feet from the pot downstairs. Phil probably thinks this is some significant detail that really just emphasizes how much more faith he has in Kat, and how she really is the chosen soul maid, while Leanna was just some braindead bitch that jammed a knife into his back next to the one Rambo stuck there.
 
Surly Muppet said:
He also earlier escalated talking about 'life giving you lemons' to talking about drinking urine.
If this man doesn't actively have a diaper and scat fetish, then he is in the closet about that, too.
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I think he's in a closet about alot of things. He went from this: (keep in mind she's like 18 and he's 30 at the time)


To marrying someone somewhat closer to his age (Kat: 30 / Phil: Thirty Eight) and end up like this:



Pussy whipped? He's more sexually active with girls far younger than him? Who the hell knows. But its fucking weird.
 
King DDT said:
Anyone with a stronger mental constitution than me care to give me a rundown of why @itsthatanonmouse is posting here and why this whole "situation type thing" isn't just a big gay nothing-burger?
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Probably not what you want but what I got from his sudden appearance here is he was banned of Twitch for a few days and craved attention. Now he may be doing gay ops, possibly leak some damning shit from the mod discord but won't do it yet for no reason in particular, or be some Revolvor Ocelot triple secret agent pretending to play one side but really playing the other side for the first side he's pretending to play. Just a lot of drama that won't amount to anything in the end.
 
Gezkill said:
Man I keep forgetting how gut puking terrible his waiting music is.

Can't he just get some fucking Muzak? would be twenty times better then this putrid shit.
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Wait until December when we get treated to royalty free MIDI Christmas songs
TheKatIsNowGone said:
How old is Kat? I feel like there's a big age gap there. DSP's vague about it.
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Leanna was 11-12 years younger. Kat is a much more reasonable 8-9 years younger. They could have ridden the school bus together.
 
Surly Muppet said:
It's oddly consistent with his past lore, too, as Leanna could not be trained or trusted with the sauce, necessitating sauce streams with constant breaks to stir while she was sitting 10 feet from the pot downstairs. Phil probably thinks this is some significant detail that really just emphasizes how much more faith he has in Kat, and how she really is the chosen soul maid, while Leanna was just some braindead bitch that jammed a knife into his back next to the one Rambo stuck there.
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I think he's just fucking lazy and wanted to take breaks every 10 minutes to "go stir the sauce" .

My theory: people made fun of him for his saucy autism and Pandalee for supposedly being to retarrrrr-stupid to stir. To cover for his previous lie he had to pretend like Khet required extensive training on an isolated mountaintop in Tibet Italy to move a spoon around every so often.
 
DSP: People can use penne points to name pokemon when I stream it later this year.
DSP seconds later realizing he normally charges for that: Or not you know, we've never done that before...
 
SojiroSakura said:
Either he's going to magically finish it at the end of the stream, or he'll stall for another night stream of this. He's obviously very bad, but he's also obviously failing on purpose here.
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Yeah at this point he's not even giving a shit about how he plays. He's just rushing through it. He's saying he'll run to Peach but honestly with how he's playing I don't know if that will help.
 
SojiroSakura said:
Either he's going to magically finish it at the end of the stream, or he'll stall for another night stream of this. He's obviously very bad, but he's also obviously failing on purpose here.
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Yep, and he's really hamming things up about how bad and how bummed out he is because he can't beat it. Tips total currently at $26/$100, he really wants those sympathy tips
 
The mid-stream beg tonight was that it is looking like they may not hit the tips goal for the second night in a row.
A real sleazy way to sidestep the fact that he did surpass it during the day stream today.
 
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