Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[#KillAllPedos]

Maybe the real winning was the arrest and public humiliation he experienced along the way.

 

[Section 230]

I don't know how the fuck its not a condition of his probation to not be a drunken fat ass since thats the reason he swung at the cop in the first place.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Gosh, guess we were wrong about Ralph the whole time.

 

[World Star]

Maybe the real winning was the arrest and public humiliation he experienced along the way

I have to believe that this all a massive set up for the up coming disaster of the pantsu arc.
Maybe it'll end with a deranged Digibro pulling a Mr Anime after they announce on twitter that another Guntling will be born.

 

[ShoddyNoodle]

Well since my chance to laugh at the gunt was denied for today I will take this opportunity to laugh at all the retards who were strutting around talking about what a "SLAM DUNK" this case is. Lol @ those retards.

It surprised me too, you'd think everyone would have learned to temper their expectations after the weeb wars fiasco but here we are.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Lmao vickers loses again.

 

[Spectre_06]

It surprised me too, you'd think everyone would have learned to temper their expectations after the weeb wars fiasco but here we are.

Ain't this the truth? It was fun watching him squirm, but the fact he has this sword of Damocles over his head right now could lead to some more entertainment. It's not like he's out of the woods yet.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Lmao vickers loses again.

You know, now that I think of it we might see a revival of weird desperate twitter vickers. I'm rather fond of his spergouts and I'm still sad he never made the Kiwi Farms Retardarium. It would give me something to work toward, ya know?

 

[AnOminous]

A Raegan appointee in Massachusetts ruled a few years back that the government not paying for HRT constituted "cruel and unusual punishment" under the Constitution.

That was a very specific case and while it authorized HRT (basically horse piss pills) as medical treatment it certainly didn't grant a right to be sent to women's prison and states continue to refuse to do so. If a troon wants to be a criminal and get sent to women's prison they need to live in a state that cottons to such nonsense.

 

[PhoBingas]

It surprised me too, you'd think everyone would have learned to temper their expectations after the weeb wars fiasco but here we are.

I whole heartedly think that Vic's case would have went 100% different if Rackets didn't get involved.
What he gets for trusting someone who lets another man fuck their wife.

 

[AnOminous]

My win condition is the judge rules that he can make money livestreaming as long as he announces that he is a sex offender every time he introduces himself every night.

Rate me optimistic but I'm not here to win I'm just here to laugh.

I want to see him have to go tell all his neighbors. "Hi, I'm Ethan Ralph, owner and operator of theralphretort dot com and I am a pederast."

It's very, very unlikely that Ethan will end up on the registry for what he's currently being charged with.

I think it's actually impossible unless they revise the charges. I originally misread the statute and it apparently requires three counts before registration is obligatory, which strikes me as bullshit but that's what the legislature did.

Importantly, though, if he takes a plea deal he will be required to allocute (remember him casually pulling out that $500 piece of legal jargon a few weeks ago, as though he'd been saying it a lot lately?), and we may be able to get the text of his allocution and have @#KillAllPedos or somebody else create a rendition of him reading that confession to bring us an essentially genuine Ethan Ralph courtroom experience.

An allocution of guilt requires confessing to a set of actual facts that would constitute being guilty of the offense. Depending on how the judge is or how the procedures are, this can range from mundane to humiliating. I'd guess if they're going to plead him down somehow it will be to some disorderly conduct offense that doesn't tick any boxes for future sex offender status. If it's even misdemeanor DV though he loses his right to have a gun.

 

[thismanlies]

Congrats to Ralph. He still may be an unemployable train wreck who's on the hook for child support for a mentally ill woman's child... and he may be currently dating a pedo loli consuming troon who may or may not be trying to troon him out. But congrats all the same for getting off the hook.

 

[Ol' Slag]

With Covid and Faith being a dumbass, this was forseeable. I thought his probation would be extended but this is fantastic news.

We get to continue to watch Ralph flounder. With sub 500 viewers on a nightly basis. Rattling his pill bottle as he continues to slide into obscurity. The alcohol fueling his diabetes. Gator uselessly floundering with Luke warm takes.

Ralph will never be relevant again. He will never attain the fame he once had. His life will always be haunted by a sex tape, his downward spiral, songs making fun of him. He has been alienated by all forms of media. He can't even pull in third string guests since they are disgusted with him.

Ralph, please read this since we know you habitually read the Farms.

You will never achieve the brief level of notoriety you had. You are a laughing stock amongst your peers. You peaked and continue to go downhill. And we are along to watch the ride

 

[Mr.Downer]

ralph please show off your gunt on camera to celebrate!

 

[RichardRApe]

Congrats Ralph! You did it!

 

[Eggg]

Can somebody give me a grug rundown of what we think happened and what possibly might be happening next? I'm Lawtarded and not quite following this all.

 

[Spectre_06]

Can somebody give me a grug rundown of what we think happened and what possibly might be happening next? I'm Lawtarded and not quite following this all.

The case was NOLL PROSS'D, meaning that it's not being prosecuted anymore than it has been. Allegedly there were some "special circumstances" mentioned which could indicate some agreement between the parties for him to go into a diversionary program like inpatient alcohol treatment. Having just spoken to the ACA in the J&DR court, all she could see was the disposition of the case itself and nothing more. If we want anything else, some intrepid Kiwi is going to have to go down to the J&DR court and pay for the paperwork including motions and transcripts, which she said would cost "between fifty cents and two dollars". That's all I can give you guys at this point.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

Oh Jesus Christ, now hes going to be worse than ever. The only positive I see coming from this is Ralph drinking himself into a coma or trying to be Baked Alaska and get arrested for dumb IRL streaming antics. Well, it was a good harvest while it lasted

 

[Lame Entropy]

I'm surprised that he hasn't already been made to wear one of those alcohol detecting ankle bracelets.

 

[Spectre_06]

Oh Jesus Christ, now hes going to be worse than ever. The only positive I see coming from this is Ralph drinking himself into a coma or trying to be Baked Alaska and get arrested for dumb IRL streaming antics. Well, it was a good harvest while it lasted

The harvest has not ended yet, brother. The case can be brought against him again since the charges were not dismissed with prejudice. At this point it's like the charges were never filed to begin with.