Warhammer 40k

[MaskedHussar11]

ADB seems like other creators that start well enough but then start getting a taste of that socj twitter clout. Then they go full retard because the more pants on head stupid you are the more retweets you get.


His criticism page and photo on 1d4chan says more than I can.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Aaron_Dembski-Bowden

Hol up, I was scrolling through his page, and it says he commissioned this art, or put it in his book, or something. Did this nigga really self-insert with a fucking big tiddy goth eldar gf, or is 1d4chan being 1d4chan?

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Am I a heretic for not really hating him all that much?

Well, not hating the literal on-screen sodomization of an Eldar tank commander by a bunch of feral kids with sticks would seem a tad heretical. Just saying.

His 1d4chan article says it all: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/C.S._Goto

 

[Rakdos92]

This is ADB pulling the equivalent of "I said something controversial and got death threats on twitter, ergo I WIN THE ARGUMENT CHUDS."

This kind of stuff makes me wish someone would pull through with these supposed death-threats. They are cowards. A systematic execution of every sjwtard within a given franchise would shut them up real quick.

 

[Lord High Admiral Spire]

Well, not hating the literal on-screen sodomization of an Eldar tank commander by a bunch of feral kids with sticks would seem a tad heretical. Just saying.

But they're eldar.

And it is not nearly as bad as the sum-total of the Ynnari's heavy hitters getting sodomized even worse by a daemon at a fraction of a fraction of her power, who was shunted in the warp by the Grey Knights no problem.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I tend to recoil when anyone takes a fantasy created to push product, be it Warhams or Harry Potter, and treats it like it's germane to real life.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Hol up, I was scrolling through his page, and it says he commissioned this art, or put it in his book, or something. Did this nigga really self-insert with a fucking big tiddy goth eldar gf, or is 1d4chan being 1d4chan?

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It's a little of column A, a little of column B. I think that's fanart, not an official illustration, but it represents Iskandar Khayon, who is the narrator of ADB's book Talon of Horus. The way he's written in the book tends to make him come off as being a Mary Sue/mouthpiece for ADB's pro-Chaos views, though he also has some legitimately good character moments that make him more three-dimensional. ADB is fond of narrators who are unreliable or who have filtered everything through their own perspective, so it's probably best to assume that Khayon is at least partly full of shit when he says things like "Chaos is destined to win the war against the Imperium" and "I personally made Magnus bitch down before Abaddon". That said, ADB also gave Khayon a totally loyal daemon familiar, a deck of magic Yugioh cards that he can use to summon even more daemons, a super-special force blade made from the remains of Sanguinius' sword, and his big tiddy DEldar Scourge gf who can solo entire Marine squads and somehow survive in the Eye of Terror thanks to a bullshit magic ritual Khayon pulled out of his power-armored ass. When someone complained about him using a Scourge on Reddit for lore-related reasons, he immediately went "well, the tabletop isn't everything and she's actually better than a Scourge and is totally different and unique and special, duh", and didn't see the obvious problems with that statement. In other words, yes, he totally did write himself a pair of OC DONUT STEELS, but Khayon is at least a more well-rounded DONUT STEEL than, say, Ward-era Cato Sicarius or Kaldor Draigo. No excuses for the DEldar, though.

 

[Snekposter]

Regarding the Matt Ward talk, let us refer to the other source of autism on the Internet, 4chan and more specifically /tg/:
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Matthew_Ward
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Khornate_Knights
I could of course include shit like Grey Knights deep-striking Land Raiders, the abomination known as the baby carrier Dreadknight, Librarian Dreadnoughts with psychic jump packs, but that's all listed.

Oh, and he's also responsible for the Ultramarines being a bunch of unstoppable Mary Sues who win everything no matter what, thus pissing off every single Ultramarine player (besides himself) for ruining the Chapter.

 

[Male Idiot]

Eh Chaos is supposed to win, or at least is the big contender.

But ABD is just that edgy fedora guy who thinks Chaos is this Cool and Edgy hip new thing, like how Beavis and Butthead would get a Satan with a skateboard and guitar tattoo on their ass because it is so edgy, instead of Chaos being a Lovecraftian horror faction.

 

[iceteayo]

Has ADB ever wrote anything for Fantasy or Age of Sigmar? I feel his chaos wank would go off no problem since well....chaos won in the end for fantasy and keep in mind Fantasy wasn’t retconned since they mentioned “the world that was” a whole lot.

I think this is just a case of scifi always winning over fantasy. AoS has all these “””SJWified”””” things like female Stormcasts /inclusion of female characters on most factions or how Stormcasts are genuinely good people.

But since it’s not 40k you still have people not caring. On top of this the commie sub called Sigmarxism which probably spawned from the load of lefties clinging onto Sigmar seems to only talk about 40K now and how they can “save” it.

My problem with of ADB and crew are righting chaos, is that they are trying to make falling to the ruinous powers as some sort of based and red pilled choice. But when you break down to it, most are in the exact same position they were during the great crusade, or worse off for it.
Like let's break it down.

Death Guard
Forced to pledge to nurgle (still under someone's thumb)
Mortarion is trapped being something he hates serving something he hates.
Most plague marines bend the knee to morty and nurgle, so the exact same shit they were doing during the great crusade.

Emperor's Children.
Fell because fulgrim fell, and Fulgrim only fell because of the influence of chaos.
Now most of them are just serving slannesh mindlessly.

World eaters
Fell because their primarch was tortured by his life and he fucked up his sons.
The few world eaters capable of real thought are merely dealing with a bad situation.
They all serve khorne without question.

Thousands Sons
Fell because they had no other options.
Magnus begrudgingly serves tzeench even when he doesn't want to.
Most of the sons are rubrics, meaning most don't actually think.
Stuck in a situation of serving tzeench even when they don't want to.

Iron warriors
Forced to serve chaos because perturabo had to, or die.
Are mostly the same as they were when they were serving the emperor, so what was the point.

Word bearers
Literally all groomed from birth to worship chaos. This is especially funny because they encapsulate all the fedora tipping propaganda ADB and crew try to fling at the imperium with none of the nuance.

The Nightlords
The first true chaos space marines.
Primarch is dead
They are mostly unpledged
Just go around as glorified guns for hire.

Alpha legion
More information needed

Luna Wolves
Primarch dead
Abaddon serves all 4 ruinous powers and is literally flailing with no plans for anything if he actually wins.
The brotherhood within the legion is gone and everyone hates each other.


None of this is based and redpilled. The imperium of man in the 30k era was a paradise compared to this, thus justifying every loyalist space marine to try and bring the imperium back to what it was.

I always felt the primarchs who fell should have been the ones everyone loved making their falls much more horrible but no outside of Magnus and maybe Horus almost every primarch is an asshole Mortarion, Angron, Lorgar, and Perturabo have no redeeming qualities either deserved their "fall" or did it willingly. Fulgrim is a mixed bag since he was super close to Horus and im pretty sure with out without the sex sword he would have followed Horus. Though Emperors Children were already getting pretty weird with the perfection shit so I dont know.

 

[Love Machine]

I always felt the primarchs who fell should have been the ones everyone loved making their falls much more horrible but no outside of Magnus and maybe Horus almost every primarch is an asshole Mortarion, Angron, Lorgar, and Perturabo have no redeeming qualities either deserved their "fall" or did it willingly. Fulgrim is a mixed bag since he was super close to Horus and im pretty sure with out without the sex sword he would have followed Horus. Though Emperors Children were already getting pretty weird with the perfection shit so I dont know.

Clone fulgrim proved that without the sex sword, he would have been loyal

 

[Big Nasty]

If you want to see the closest real-life analogs to Chaos worshippers, take a look at the Atomwaffen or Telegram politispergs threads.

 

[Polyboros2]

I always felt the primarchs who fell should have been the ones everyone loved making their falls much more horrible but no outside of Magnus and maybe Horus almost every primarch is an asshole Mortarion, Angron, Lorgar, and Perturabo have no redeeming qualities either deserved their "fall" or did it willingly. Fulgrim is a mixed bag since he was super close to Horus and im pretty sure with out without the sex sword he would have followed Horus. Though Emperors Children were already getting pretty weird with the perfection shit so I dont know.

I mean, Angron is probably the most tragic of all the fallen Primarchs. He's already lost by the time Big E finds him. We don't know much of what Angron would of been like as a Primarch of a legion, he's more a product of the butcherer's nails than the Emperor by that point. I'd say even more tragic than Konrad, even though thats more a focus of Konrad's story.

Perturabo is one of the easy to see staying loyal Primarchs, he's pretty shaky on the whole traitor thing early on into joining Horus, and seems to be more driven by the guilt of his own actions.

I'm honestly not that familiar with Mortarion, but yeah fuck Lorgar. Lorgar did everything wrong.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I mean, Angron is probably the most tragic of all the fallen Primarchs. He's already lost by the time Big E finds him. We don't know much of what Angron would of been like as a Primarch of a legion, he's more a product of the butcherer's nails than the Emperor by that point. I'd say even more tragic than Konrad, even though thats more a focus of Konrad's story.

Perturabo is one of the easy to see staying loyal Primarchs, he's pretty shaky on the whole traitor thing early on into joining Horus, and seems to be more driven by the guilt of his own actions.

I'm honestly not that familiar with Mortarion, but yeah fuck Lorgar. Lorgar did everything wrong.

Pre-Nails Angron was a pretty bro-tier guy, based on what I remember from his novel. I think he could have been redeemed even post-Nails if the Emperor had let the War Hounds intervene to save Angron's fellow gladiators at Desh'ea.

Mortarion could probably have been kept on side also if the Emperor and Malcador had been more honest with him about the Golden Throne and explained to him what their ultimate aims were, and if Perturabo had been allowed to be a builder and a diplomat instead of a siege master he would probably have turned out a lot better.

 

[iceteayo]

Pre-Nails Angron was a pretty bro-tier guy, based on what I remember from his novel. I think he could have been redeemed even post-Nails if the Emperor had let the War Hounds intervene to save Angron's fellow gladiators at Desh'ea.

Mortarion could probably have been kept on side also if the Emperor and Malcador had been more honest with him about the Golden Throne and explained to him what their ultimate aims were, and if Perturabo had been allowed to be a builder and a diplomat instead of a siege master he would probably have turned out a lot better.

I really don’t understand why Big E just couldn’t send in a couple marines to help angron

 

[Lord High Admiral Spire]

I really don’t understand why Big E just couldn’t send in a couple marines to help angron

PLOT.

 

[Love Machine]

I really don’t understand why Big E just couldn’t send in a couple marines to help angron

Or just 2 custodes...

 

[augment]

I shudder at the fate you wish upon C.S. Gotto....

C.S. Goto is an idiot who doesn't get warhammer, so of course he completely doesn't get Eldar. I don't wish death upon the man, I just wish he would stick to lesser intellectual endeavors, such as writing star wars fiction.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Funny thing, Goto did a Necromunda novel that didn't totally suck. It was barely recognizable as a Warhammer novel though and didn't interact with any lore of substance which is probably why. I think it was a generic sci-fi manuscript he had laying around that he superficially set in Necromunda.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I really don’t understand why Big E just couldn’t send in a couple marines to help angron

As I recall, it was because the Imperial representatives had already gone in and negotiated with the Nucerian government, and they said "sure, we'll be happy to join your Imperium, just let us sort out this slave rebellion first", and as soon as the Emperor realized Angron was the leader of the gladiator army he went in and teleported him out rather than risk their nice bloodless compliance by attacking the nobles or letting Angron be killed by some backwater dickhead feudals.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

As I recall, it was because the Imperial representatives had already gone in and negotiated with the Nucerian government, and they said "sure, we'll be happy to join your Imperium, just let us sort out this slave rebellion first", and as soon as the Emperor realized Angron was the leader of the gladiator army he went in and teleported him out rather than risk their nice bloodless compliance by attacking the nobles or letting Angron be killed by some backwater dickhead feudals.

He should have left him to die tbh. I hope we can see Kharn piss on his metaphorical grave some day.

 

[Love Machine]

If the new store anniversary model is a space marine, im gonna coom.