💬 Off-Topic What If? ADF (& Friends) edition

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What if Phil's infected tattoos suffered severe complications and turned blue, resulting in him having blarms?
 
AnOminous said:
What if Phil's infected tattoos suffered severe complications and turned blue, resulting in him having blarms?
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Christine would fight him to the death in a Clash of the Titans style battle of autism.

Abethedemon said:
What if Phil was friends with Tyce?
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It'd make @DeagleDad420 even more awesome than he already is. Though a lot less people would press :2: methinks.

What if Phil identified with the idea of being Corsican (I think Delici came from Corsica) and began comparing himself to Napoleon and began demanding Corsican independence/Being bought back by Italy?
 
What if ADF decided to "detransition"?
 
trombonista said:
What if ADF decided to "detransition"?
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He would go on talk shows and let people know how hard it was to live with the T-Virus. SJWs would call him brave "for at least trying".

What if ADF won 100 million dollars on a lottery ticket that he stole from a rival bridge hobo after vanquishing him over a half-eaten hot dog?
 
Jace E. Denton said:
He would go on talk shows and let people know how hard it was to live with the T-Virus. SJWs would call him brave "for at least trying".

What if ADF won 100 million dollars on a lottery ticket that he stole from a rival bridge hobo after vanquishing him over a half-eaten hot dog?
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He'd blow it all on tattoos and bondage gear.
 
What if Phil were obsessed with Pokemon instead of Naruto and Hetalia?
 
Positron said:
What if Phil were obsessed with Pokemon instead of Naruto and Hetalia?
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He would have cosplayed Misty.
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What if Phil were teleported back in time to 1950s America, in a stereotypical suburban neighborhood in whatever city he's in right now?

AnOminous said:
He would have to become a mime
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Phil probably wouldn't be able to move around much either, since he'd be trying to mime lies.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
What if Phil were teleported back in time to 1950s America, in a stereotypical suburban neighborhood in whatever city he's in right now?
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If it were a TV "Leave it to Beaver" sort of place, he'd be the monster in some bizarre episode where the Beav had a nightmare.

Otherwise, he'd probably wind up in one of the Long Island suburbs that were Catholic-friendly, like Mineola or Carle Place, get weird looks from the Portuguese and Italians living there, then hitchhike in a Studebaker over to Levittown -which screened for ethnicity- and complain about how he can't get housing there.


What if Phil were a Pirate?


What if Phil were Maori? Would he stubbornly refuse to get any tattoos? :o
 
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