💬 Off-Topic What If? ADF (& Friends) edition

[Zeorus]

What if Phil hadn't been kicked out of Occupy Philly and became the posterboy for the movement?

 

[Weeping With Pity]

What if Phil had valued his community college friends over the hollow platitudes of people on DeviantArt, and re-evaluated his choices before burning every bridge ever?

 

[Trombonista]

What if Phil was legit trans?

She'd probably have dated Laurelai by now.

 

[ln18]

What if ADF is a dudekid gamergater just testing the limits of J/K-innies allieness?

 

[Picklechu]

What if ADF is a dudekid gamergater just testing the limits of J/K-innies allieness?

He's been at it for at almost nine years, so even if he had known Jinnay and Kinnay before then, we should still make fun of him.

 

[EI 903]

What if Phil hadn't been kicked out of Occupy Philly and became the posterboy for the movement?

Then it might not have been the rousing success that it was...

 

[chimpburgers]

What if someone decided to make a parody of ADF's comics and Australatina maps a la Asperchu fashion?

 

[CornetteFace]

It would be cultural theft on the level of the English stealing the taco from the mexicans (or something like that).

what if ADF could ride a bike?

 

[Curt Sibling]

What if Phil got deported back to Mexico?

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

What would happen if Phil met Jace?

Jace would challenge Phil to a bicycle race as part of Operation #Philpocalypse.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Phil was a black metal fan and lived in a log cabin in the deepest darkest woods of New Jersey?
INB4 he'd be @Abethedemon

 

[Positron]

What if Phil got deported back to Mexico?

He'd got sent back to USA with his rectum filled with packets of cocaine.

 

[Clown Doll]

What if ADF went to a gloryhole and Angelo was on the other side?

 

[Tranhuviya]

What if Rika released a ADF version of the Torrent?

 

[Cuck Norris]

What if Angelo put it in Phil's ass the night Phil conceived Australatina?

 

[Adamska]

What if Phil continued to pretend he was jewish alongside the hispanic stuff? Would we see him mangle the idea of being a sephardic jew?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Phil continued to pretend he was jewish alongside the hispanic stuff? Would we see him mangle the idea of being a sephardic jew?

I'm not too sure he knows who the sephardic Jews are. He'd probably just say his family moved to Latin America, but at the same time, he'd claim to be not white.

 

[Abethedemon]

Sorry for double positing, but what if Phil was a devout christian but still was the same transethnic transgender person.

 

[Positron]

Sorry for double positing, but what if Phil was a devout christian but still was the same transethnic transgender person.

He'd just claim Jesus was a latex tranny who fought for the death of Jewish cis scums.

 

[assWipe]

What if Phil and Jordman got married and adopted a kid.