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he's full of shit, he got more than a calendar, he's just too afraid to speak about it because he has no balls
I'm not sure I follow here. Are you thinking he got something embarrassing? Haven't the foggiest what that could be.
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he's full of shit, he got more than a calendar, he's just too afraid to speak about it because he has no balls
Funnily enough, this is exactly what caused his blessed vest streak to end. His massive greed and ego was so huge he demanded people give him 600$ in 2 days for "lost income". He's done it before, he'll do it again though probably won't move in a different chair this time after a revelation.straight up was just gonna come say i bet he comes on stream and goes "hey guys uhhh really gotta make up for the missed income on those 3 streams i didn't do so i could spend time with my FAMILY!!! so i hope you guys really help me out today"
guaranteed he does it, he's too much of a piece of shit not to
I'm not sure I follow here. Are you thinking he got something embarrassing? Haven't the foggiest what that could be.
I mean, his dying parents didn't forget about him all of a sudden
anyways, something unrelated to goutmas, phil was trying to flex aboutkhet'shis playtime on the nintendo switch, and it reminded me that they do this for the PS5 now, and it's retroactively applied to games, I wonder what his longest playthrough would be
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Of course he's bitching in his Christmas tweet. No "Thankful to be with my family", no "Hope you're all having a fun day". Nope, just a 38 year old man complaining about his Christmas presents being too adult.
That's some delicious irony. DarksydePhil, the low-effort streamer, getting a low-effort gift from his wife. Well deserved.
I think Phil is smart enough to know to try to lie to make his finances look worse, and to try to manipulate his paypigs. Basic things like saying “looks like it’s a slow night tonight and we won’t be hitting the tips goal” and crying about the streak ending for the next 10 minutes has to be calculated imo. Then the gaslighting, when he apparently quotes his fans as saying things he likes, alienating fans who question him, those behaviors may be unintentionally cultish but still lead to that mentality nonethelessI cant imagine Phil putting in the effort and planning to be a cult leader but I think he did fall into it quite naturally, lucky enough for him.
I just don't think he has that type of deliberate cunning for the position. He's sly enough to do what he does but I doubt he genuinely has the "ill will" to actually target people in such a very focused way. For as ambivalent as he is in regards to emotion other than mostly greed or disgust I just don't see him as someone who has the ability to be so vindictive. He is to childlike.
He was probably genuinely shocked to be compared to a cult.
I don't see Phil carving a beggars cup into his forehead but I still hope he does.
Yup. It's still the same. I just am not judging him overly harshly about it because while some crazy people are out there planning this way of life he is living the dream by accidental deliberate bad choices and I find that funny. Not the harm he causes mind you that's a bit different but the overall scenario.I think Phil is smart enough to know to try to lie to make his finances look worse, and to try to manipulate his paypigs. Basic things like saying “looks like it’s a slow night tonight and we won’t be hitting the tips goal” and crying about the streak ending for the next 10 minutes has to be calculated imo. Then the gaslighting, when he apparently quotes his fans as saying things he likes, alienating fans who question him, those behaviors may be unintentionally cultish but still lead to that mentality nonetheless
theres nothing else you could get him for xmas. he has no hobbies or interests outside of wwe champions. cant get him clothes because he has no sense of style and wears pyjamas all day 6 days a week. cant get him anything for grooming/self care because hes a slob who has no interest in maintaining/making himself look better. doesnt like music, has shit taste in film, doesnt play/watch sports...the list goes on.The only person he interacts with is Kat ,which means his wife got him a calendar, what a great marriage. Also its a shit gift because every phone has a calendar, its like buying someone an alarm clock.
Trying to make believe he's having a happy holiday while flexing on his family for some odd reason. Does he somehow think he's better than them? lmao! I have no doubt they were the ones having the pancakes while he burnt his toast.wtf is this tweet?
Not gonna lie when I first read that tweet I gave up half-way through because I thought it was predictable. But now that I read it whole it's funny as fuck.wtf is this tweet?
That's not adult life, Phil. Adults use software to keep track of events, like normal people. You know, it syncs up on all their devices and gives them alerts and so on? Oh, that's right. You use your phone for games. My bad. Carry on.
Clearly, Phil has bilked so much money from his parents that they can only afford dry toast on Christmas while he eats like a king.wtf is this tweet?
and he gloats about it on twitterClearly, Phil has bilked so much money from his parents that they can only afford dry toast on Christmas while he eats like a king.
Jesus, those are the kinds of gifts I always like the most. Like getting a calendar that would remotely be attached to something I like means a lot to me. When me and my girlfriend started dating she bought me a Naruto shirt. I uh don't watch Naruto, but she knew I like anime and I still get tickled seeing it. She's even bought me desk stuff as I get closer to getting my real job. So once again, Phil is an immature child.Mature adults don’t have to rely on other people getting them stuff for Christmas when you can just buy what you want anyway. If you do get something from someone, consider yourself lucky.
You know as a Latchkey kid I have a taste for those meals Even now as a working student, I find myself eating them a lot. But Jesus, for Christmas Dinner? Like I know how to make a proper dinner. I can do it for nearly fucking nothing too. Hell during the pandemic I would just make a steak to have a real dinner on the holidays, because thats depressing.I just had a nice Christmas day and I hope all of you who celebrate it had one as well. Unfortunately due to the 'rona my town cancelled its usual Christmas celebration event at the main square so we went to my neighbor who organized a smaller one for the neighborhood.
I checked the Cooking with Kat thread to see what he had last year and I can't believe both Khet and Dave are too lazy to cook a turkey for Thanksgiving and a ham for Christmas. I had to see what this QVC shit is and I can't believe he actually eats pre-cooked, then flash-frozen food for something that is a special occasion. That is just fucking disgusting, it's always going to be dry as the desert when you reheat it and I can only imagine some 80 year old coot whose Alzheimer's is so bad he doesn't even remember who he is anymore to enjoy eating it. But because he's gonna throw it in the microwave he's gonna call it "home-made" and he's probably gonna have something on the side so he'll call it "custom" too. Now of course I'm not saying that he should go out and eat meat from animals he has personally raised and slaughtered and veggies that he personally planted and then harvested, but for fuck's sake even if you just buy the ingredients from a supermarket, prepare them and then cook them yourself you're going to have a much better meal than the pre-cooked frozen dreck he's eating.
As if I needed more proof that Phil has zero palate, something that was already proven by him not seeing anything wrong with his sugar sauce way back in the early days.