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It's not even really begging so much as it is him testing the power he has over his paypigs. He's seriously like a cult leader, with that shit especially.

Though it's worth noting that his grift is dependent not upon his intellect, but upon the lack thereof found in his retards. Especially the whales like OiC, who are the most responsible for him feeling so powerful. They're just simply too dumb to recognize that even if your thing is to rain on the parade of people who laugh at lolcows, there are better ways to do that than spending so much money enabling a fat spoiled idiot who should have started streaming from his old bedroom at his parents' house years ago. Seriously, if you're reading this, whales, I take no issue with what you're after. None whatsoever, because when you prevent the pigroach from getting salty, my lolcow goes from him to YOU. My laughter doesn't stop, it just changes targets, from Phil's stupid ass to YOUR stupid ass. You picked the worst method possible for your amusement. Someone should have told you: when you get off at someone else's expense, make sure it costs you nothing, or you become just like them.
 
Malcolm Tucker said:
The Grinch and Scrooge are arseholes for their entire life but then everyone forgives them just for being nice for once.

Sorry Phil, that's not how life works you stoopid fucking kid.
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"And what happened, then? Well, in 17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 they say – that the Pig’s aching toe grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Pig found the greed of ten Pigs – plus two!"

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Merry Christmas you filthy animals. Yes, Phil, that includes you too. Below is a tolerable example of Phil singing for Goutmas 2019. Dunno if it's been posted recently.

 
Phil always seems to be at his most selfish during the holidays. I’m not sure if that’s just because his behavior is juxtaposed against the more selfless and generous tone everyone feels during this time of year, or if it’s because he’s bitterly reminded that for all the money he gets he’s still a friendless loser that’s cut ties with everyone that cared about him. Either way it’s funny that he’s like a reverse Grinch/Scrooge that just steeps himself deeper in his negativity rather than take the opportunity to introspect on his behavior like most assholes do at this time of year.
 
Been quite a while since I checked in with old Philly boy but it seems like I haven't missed all that much. Rather, it seems Superhound has moved on from the pigroach and his clippers and decided to just try and blackmail fucking anyone. Not exactly Phil related but his name first did come up in regards to him months ago and he has been filing false claims against people for stupid shit like Discord roles under the name "Jasper Burnell."
 
I just had a nice Christmas day and I hope all of you who celebrate it had one as well. Unfortunately due to the 'rona my town cancelled its usual Christmas celebration event at the main square so we went to my neighbor who organized a smaller one for the neighborhood.

I checked the Cooking with Kat thread to see what he had last year and I can't believe both Khet and Dave are too lazy to cook a turkey for Thanksgiving and a ham for Christmas. I had to see what this QVC shit is and I can't believe he actually eats pre-cooked, then flash-frozen food for something that is a special occasion. That is just fucking disgusting, it's always going to be dry as the desert when you reheat it and I can only imagine some 80 year old coot whose Alzheimer's is so bad he doesn't even remember who he is anymore to enjoy eating it. But because he's gonna throw it in the microwave he's gonna call it "home-made" and he's probably gonna have something on the side so he'll call it "custom" too. Now of course I'm not saying that he should go out and eat meat from animals he has personally raised and slaughtered and veggies that he personally planted and then harvested, but for fuck's sake even if you just buy the ingredients from a supermarket, prepare them and then cook them yourself you're going to have a much better meal than the pre-cooked frozen dreck he's eating.

As if I needed more proof that Phil has zero palate, something that was already proven by him not seeing anything wrong with his sugar sauce way back in the early days.
 
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Thank you all for pointing and laughing at all of the dumb shit that goes on here in the Vortex with me.
 
I'm not a fan of buying big things at Christmas. I'm in it for the food and pointing out the safe for broadcast edits they made on televised movies. If someone wants a couple of hundred (whatever currency you're in) worth of goods then they can get a job and buy it themselves. DSP seems to need a green screen, better camera, a real computer and maybe some extra controllers because he will throw them offstream and break them.

What are the chances he got none of those things. Not even a seemingly overpriced $50 green screen for which I have no idea what the cost would be?
 
In the christmas stream Phil said a couple of things regarding Rambo and Howard:

1- Rambo attacked him out of nowhere and blindsided him because he was scared of the trolls and didn't wanted to be associated with the negativity that surrounded Phil so he decided that the best way of doing this was to make that video. This is of course bullshit since Rambo had stopped doing videos with Phil, Phil had already moved to Washington when Rambo and Howard released their video so they were not associated anymore, Phil portrays the situation as "HE WAS SCARED OF THE TROLLS" when they didn't even make content together anymore.

2- He said that he was actually helping Rambo because Rambo needed the money and Phil gave him a hand by making videos with him. He never mentions that Phil keep most of what the video made since he was just giving him a fixed amount at one point and Phil kept making money from that video forever. Phil is such a good guy!! When Rambo complained that Phil only talked to him when it come to making videos he was being a nudnik since Phil was actually helping him!

3-He said that people didn't want money,they only wanted exposure which is a fucking lie, remember when Rambo told Phil to pay the editors of project 7 and Phil said that he talked to them and that they didn't want money? Phil you are a terrible liar, also what person decides that between money and exposure its best to be paid by exposure? He said that he would have paid Rambo and Howard for project 7 if they would have asked which is a lie as well and he call them liars "I dont care what the fuck they said,they are liars".

He is still giga butthurt over Rambo and Howard exposing him as a greedy liar that only cares about money , he is going to be in his 50s and he is still going to be talking about this. Every time he tells this story it changes and somehow he looks better in each rendition on it

He said one thing that I find funny,he said "people love bringing up the past because there is nothing in the present that is dramatic". First of all thats a lie because you do stupid shit every day so there is always drama, second you do have a point in that you are so monumentally boring that people have to talk about things that happened years ago to get any kind of entertainment from your streams: you play games like a literal boomer, you are extremely toxic towards everything, you never respond to anything in chat unless it has bits attached to it, you actively kill conversations in chat and call it "derailing the stream", you never leave the house and have no hobbies so you never have anything interesting going on in your life, literally all people can talk about is the past because you are a walking corpse , you are like one of those old people waiting to die.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
He'll come back tomorrow after spending his 500$ plus on champions and demand people give him their christmas money.
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straight up was just gonna come say i bet he comes on stream and goes "hey guys uhhh really gotta make up for the missed income on those 3 streams i didn't do so i could spend time with my FAMILY!!! so i hope you guys really help me out today"

guaranteed he does it, he's too much of a piece of shit not to
 
Tatu Carreta said:
3-He said that people didn't want money,they only wanted exposure which is a fucking lie, remember when Rambo told Phil to pay the editors of project 7 and Phil said that he talked to them and that they didn't want money? Phil you are a terrible liar, also what person decides that between money and exposure its best to be paid by exposure? He said that he would have paid Rambo and Howard for project 7 if they would have asked which is a lie as well and he call them liars "I dont care what the fuck they said,they are liars".

He is still giga butthurt over Rambo and Howard exposing him as a greedy liar that only cares about money , he is going to be in his 50s and he is still going to be talking about this. Every time he tells this story it changes and somehow he looks better in each rendition on it
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Even if he were somehow telling the truth, he should have owned up and paid the second he couldn't follow through with the exposer shit. Anyone could see they weren't gaining any viewership.
 
Let's hope some late night egg-nog sessions led to thousands of dollars into WWE Champions. It's Christmas, after all, Phil! Time to relax and spend all that hard-earned money you made this year! I bet there's a dozen holiday events going on in WWE right now.
 
Colloid said:
Phil always seems to be at his most selfish during the holidays.
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It does not escape him the fact that others seems to be more charitable. He just doesn't feel any motivation to be charitable himself. Ever.

Pretty Boy Extremism said:
As if I needed more proof that Phil has zero palate
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The fact that his disgusting sugar sauce is the only thing I've seen him ever feel like cooking makes that abundantly clear just by itself, because we know that only exists as a thing in his life for the whole authentic Italian thing he wants everyone to believe. If it wasn't, NONE of his meals would be frozen microwaveable dog-shit, let alone Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners.

Tatu Carreta said:
Phil portrays the situation as "HE WAS SCARED OF THE TROLLS" when they didn't even make content together anymore.
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On one hand, I want to say "Fuck you" for getting the blame when he's the one who is an asshole, but on the other hand, it's nice to live in his oddly-shaped head.

Lolidaki said:
Even if he were somehow telling the truth, he should have owned up and paid the second he couldn't follow through with the exposer shit. Anyone could see they weren't gaining any viewership.
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The fact that he didn't pay them means that he never meant to from the beginning. No one asks for just exposure, they ask for money and hope for exposure. For someone who loves to have his cake and eat it too, Phil sure does hate it when someone else wants the same thing.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Merry (adult) Christmas!!
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A reminder that Phil is 38 years-old and, though he's a late bloomer (to put it very lightly), he is still about 12 years into living on his own, which even by his standards should be considered adult life. Well past the point of those kinds of comments being anything other than weird.

Tatu Carreta said:
The only person he interacts with is Kat ,which means his wife got him a calendar, what a great marriage.
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There is something rather karmic about her being unwilling to part with very much of her money in order to get Mr. Potatohead a gift. In fact, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure that tweet there is a low-key gripe about that fact. He is the definition of a hypocrite, after all.
 
Tatu Carreta said:
The only person he interacts with is Kat ,which means his wife got him a calendar, what a great marriage. Also its a shit gift because every phone has a calendar, its like buying someone an alarm clock.
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he's full of shit, he got more than a calendar, he's just too afraid to speak about it because he has no balls
 
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