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While the GTA V one ins't my favorite TIHYDP, it has my favorite moment of Phil being a dipshit (52:19 if timestamp blabla)

How can someone fuck up that badly?

The Madden '12 TIHYDP is great. At one point his xbox lahks up and he's forced (well, by forced I mean self-imposed challenge) to restart the match over and over until he wins. It reflects what people have said about his GTA lps in that he expects the match to go the same way every time. Also, he calls everything gay; I mean literally everything.
 
Tatu Carreta said:
There is also a scene in The Walking Dead where Clementine has to stich up a massive wound in her arm after a dog bit her,in that scene she is doing it without any type of anesthesia and she is clearly in pain and all the while she is stiching her arm and in pain Phil is having the time of his life, it really shows how fucked up and ugly his personality his, he rebels in the pain and suffering of others, thank god he is too retarded to be in a position of power over anyone because this instances shows how much of a psycopath he is.

Look at after 6:03 if the timestamp doesn't work, he enjoys other people pain, disgusting. Also peroxide does burn you fucking retard. He is seal laughing at ack ack acking as clementine screams in pain.

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Gross as shit. I don't think people pay enough attention to the sheer sadistic nature of DSP's personality. We already knew he gets off to embarrassing people in his chat, calling them 50 bit bitches, mocking their spelling, the textbook "Oh listen to this, this guy is saying *re.tard voice* why don't you blah blah blah". But the way he reacts to the suffering of characters in his games is something else.
 
I've remarked before about how Phil would have a way worse rep if he had any kind of balls, but the trade-off is that, with being a coward, and a hermit, the amount of victimization he can conduct is extremely limited. I would rather people be ignorant to what lies beneath the idiocy and autism than for him to be a fucking serial killer or something.

As it is, Phil's toddler brain mostly has him making an ass of himself, but if he wasn't also the world's biggest chicken-shit, his level of immaturity would be downright dangerous.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I've remarked before about how Phil would have a way worse rep if he had any kind of balls, but the trade-off is that, with being a coward, and a hermit, the amount of victimization he can conduct is extremely limited. I would rather people be ignorant to what lies beneath the idiocy and autism than for him to be a fucking serial killer or something.

As it is, Phil's toddler brain mostly has him making an ass of himself, but if he wasn't also the world's biggest chicken-shit, his level of immaturity would be downright dangerous.
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His alcoholism really lets that show too
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I've remarked before about how Phil would have a way worse rep if he had any kind of balls, but the trade-off is that, with being a coward, and a hermit, the amount of victimization he can conduct is extremely limited. I would rather people be ignorant to what lies beneath the idiocy and autism than for him to be a fucking serial killer or something.
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We're also lucky that we're living in the best possible time and place for a retard like him... or well the second best place and time. If he was born before the modern era he would've died in infancy as a peasant and if he was a noble he'd piss someone off and get his oddly-shaped skull cracked.
The worst timeline would be if was born in some authoritarian country, think Soviet Union. He'd be the perfect apparatchik. Mediocre, sub-par in everything, sadistic, thinks he's the smartest guy around that's always correct and would thus pignosis himself into thinking that he's the one calling the shots and not the guy above him. Of course, he's also expendables so once he calls the guys above him a bunch of mah-ran nudniks one too many times or if he fucks up he'd get purged, however he'd still be capable of causing the most damage a guy like him would be able to do in any time and place. Him defrauding retards and kids out of their parents' money is small fries compared to that.
 
The Scarface TIHYDP will always be a classic for the controller slams and the way he seemed to take it as a personal insult when the game told him he fucked up. The Mario Tennis one too for the sheer amount of salt in what is a fun family game. Forza and Need for Speed - no amount of chat hand-holding can help him since he completely sucks at any kind of driving, the Crash Team Racing TIHYDP with him getting wrecked by Pinstripe plus a classic toxic Phil moment - dead air then going off on someone like "what do you want to talk about?!".
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Also, one thing I can't forget is to give big ups to @Surly Muppetfor his great short write-ups of certain streams in this thread. He has to have the patience of a Saint and the focus of a Shaolin monk if he can handle watching raw Dave and not have his attention meander off to something else from how boring Dave is.
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This can't be stressed enough. Even before I created an account here, this was one of the things I would always look for. It's an easy way to stay in the loop, without having to hear pigs annoying voice, acks, burps, throat clears, and the one I hate the most: the goat laughs. Goat laughs are what stupid people do. When they don't have anything to contribute, or lack the common courtesy to just try and give a reply. If you don't understand, then thats fine, just dont say anything at all. Dont just goat laugh at everything, because it makes you look stupider than you already are.

And I know you read this DSP, which is why im even writing this out. Your wife is fucking stupid as well. I can just imagine the "conversations" between them. One trying to out goat laugh the other because they are too busy playing their mobile games.

"Oh honey, I'm hungry. What do you wanna eat for dinner?"

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You know what's probably the most simultaneously annoying but revealing thing Phil says? When he claims people take what he says and spin it negatively, as if it isn't inherently negative to flip off the camera after losing a match and talk about what a bitch his opponent is. He's not joking around, and it's absolutely poor sportsmanship. And it's not even Phil at his worst, either.

But at the same time, it demonstrates how much Phil is grasping at straws when trying to think of a way to get out of being deserving of his rep as an immature asshole. He really just doesn't have any choice but to tell an illogical, blatant lie if he doesn't want to have to correct his behavior. And he doesn't. Ever.
 
>supervised play time with he-man

DarkSydeDipshit still doesn't understand that waifus are just female characters who are considered ideal. He still thinks its something deeply depraved. All this from THE GUY who pulls his pud to the Hulkster on stream.
 
That cult video by Our Great and Honorable Cult Leader Bill of the Light Syde of the Heavenly KiwiFarms Kingdom really hit a nerve. So far in the Christmas stream he mentioned it twice directly and many more times indirectly by saying that we are the actual cult. We have apparently created a cult based on drama or some shit I dunno what he's exactly raving about and it doesn't matter since it's literally just a "NO U" argument.
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DarkSydeDipshit still doesn't understand that waifus are just female characters who are considered ideal. He still thinks its something deeply depraved. All this from THE GUY who pulls his pud to the Hulkster on stream.
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He also contradicted himself. When he talked about how he's not a prude and not a sexless eunuch he namedropped Fire Emblem as being a good way a game can handle romantic relationships because it's a great way to do character development. Why? Because, while it's superfluous to character development and doesn't affect the game (it does, especially Fire Emblem) it's optional so he doesn't have to see it. So romance options are good because if it adds to character development, think Fire Emblem, but Fire Emblem's romance options aren't needed for character development so it's good that it's completely optional and Phil doesn't have to see it? How does that makes sense? How does that disprove that he's a sexless eunuch? Didn't he also say that romance options are like cheating on Khet *points thumb* when he encountered a romance option in Fire Emblem?
But I'm about to drink LSB's magic Kool-Aid so what the fuck do I know.

EDIT: OK, now he walked it back and said that Fire Emblem isn't a good example of romance scenes being good for character development so it's good they're optional? So what game does have good FORCED romance options that add to the story and character development? We'll get an answer soon, I'm sure.
 
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"No, they're the cult" is, quite possibly, the worst answer in the universe when confronted with claims that a community you built is exhibiting cult-like behavior.

EDIT: And it doesn't even make sense! A YouTuber calls you out for your cult-like behavior. Your defense is ... to accuse a completely different group of people of being a cult? He never thinks through his responses.
 
EmpGulcasa said:
So what are some of your favourite TIHYDPs, guys? I just finished the Need for Speed: Payback TIHYDP and he was frothing at the mouth raging for like 75% of the game, saying how terrible it was, but still kept playing. Was very entertaining.
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That one is a masterpiece. I'm a fan of shit like Spiderman Ps1, Simpsons Hit and Run, Super Mario Sunshine, the gtas, the Jak and Daxter series, usually anything slightly "janky" from the 5th or 6th gen makes for a good time. Crash Team Racing Nitro Fuel was a good one cause it caught him completely off guard just after he played the piss easy Sonic racing game, but that one ended in an anti-climax and the TIHYDP for Donkey Kong 64 is bloated as fuck but the playthrough itself still has some decent-good salt.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
Hey @LyteSydeByll isn't calling others a cult when you get accused of being a cult a thing that cults do? I feel like this is a thing.
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It is definitely a combination of projection and deflection. Because notice that this "no u" argument is a distraction and is his attempt at a refutation instead of trying to address the aspects of his community that is like a cult, which is clearly stated by lsb's video.
 
DSP on full cult damage control. This BITE this is going to bite him in the ass. Especially the way he is going on about how BITE is a conspiracy theory.

Dudes a fucking idiot.
 
lsb noticed something above Phil's left eye, a scar? couldn't have been a scratch from his cat because declawed...

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Edit: LSB mentioned this on stream and 2 minutes later Phil put his santa hat back on low over his face to hide it :story:
 
it's hilarious because we're all having fun laughing at dipshitphil and there are multiple different restreamer communities and here on kf laughing and having fun together making fun of phil

the kind of community wishes (delusionally believes) watch him
 
snort inquisition said:
it's hilarious because we're all having fun laughing at dipshitphil and there are multiple different restreamer communities and here on kf laughing and having fun together making fun of phil

the kind of community wishes (delusionally believes) watch him
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Nothing unites people more than mutual hatred of a third party. Just look at WW2.
 
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