Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[MeltyTW]

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THEY USED THE CHRIS CHAN SHIRT PIC

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I'd lay odds on Faith aborting and telling her family that it was a miscarriage. She lives in California and seems like the type who wouldn't shy away from something like that.

It's not like they don't have 4 other kids that could offer them a grandchild eventually if that's their only reason. Plus why keep the reminder of the demonseed?

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

I've been thinking about the outcome of both the trial and the daemon baby as a season or even series' finale.

1. The revenge porn case
A) Ralph gets acquitted, but stuck with a legal debt he has no chance of paying off without a real job.
B) Ralph is sentenced to a fine, a prison sentence of under six months or otherwise a relative slap on the wrist.
C) Ralph ends in prison for six months or even more.

2. The daemon baby
A) Faith miscarries.
B) Someone else is the father and bonus points if Ralph may still be on the hook for child support because the family "court" said so.
C) Faith successfully spawns the guntling from her hatchery and Ralph has to pay child support. Possibly for the rest of his life if the kid has the Downs'.

My personal favourite is the combination of 1C and YoRHa model 2B as a fitting series' finale, though I consider 1B and 2C most likely. 1A and 2A would obviously be the best case scenario for Ralph. However, even then he'll be stuck with a serious legal debt as no serious law firm will accept payment in lemons or gunt crease and I doubt the he has legal insurance. Not to mention him failing to own Josh and the Karenfarms propagate the white race and having to constantly hear Sargon's eternal smuckling whenever he closes his eyes. In other words, even if Ralph gets the so-called "golden ending", for which he'll need the amount of luck that only gods among men like DSP have, it will be a Pyrrhic victory at best.

How do you think the saga will end vs how do you want the saga to end?

I think the 1A/ 2C route is a nice realistic middle ground route. I've my doubts this case will go far but he will be stuck with some legal fees, and he's on the hook for child support for the gunt-spawn. But 1C/2B would be beautiful on a cosmic level.

 

[TherapyMan]

I'd lay odds on Faith aborting and telling her family that it was a miscarriage. She lives in California and seems like the type who wouldn't shy away from something like that.

If the DMs are too be believed, she seems to have a strong stance against abortion and fetishizes motherhood, so I don't think that's likely. Contrast with Ralph, who was subtly trying to get her to consider getting one.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

That's not all they have in common

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my god, Ethan you have a gargantuan head. What a fucking disgrace.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

What a year 2020 has been for Ralph.

 

[Malaika]

What a year 2020 has been for Ralph.
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Did he dye his hair a year ago or has he actually gone grey in such a short amount of time?

 

[MeltyTW]

Did he dye his hair a year ago or has he actually gone grey in such a short amount of time?

wouldnt having gone grey even earlier be much worse for him?

 

[Sriracha]

Did he dye his hair a year ago or has he actually gone grey in such a short amount of time?

He shaved it and then it went absolutely white after it grew back @MeltyTW has quality shots of how patchy and white it was over the course of just a couple of months.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

So this is the author of the RWW hitpiece on Ralph:

https://twitter.com/k2doe

Quite fetching, eh?

 

[LemmeSee]

If the DMs are too be believed, she seems to have a strong stance against abortion and fetishizes motherhood, so I don't think that's likely. Contrast with Ralph, who was subtly trying to get her to consider getting one.

A lot of shortsighted teenagers say stuff like that but once the rubber meets the road in the second trimester I think the reality of the situation will become more apparent to her.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

The revenge porn shit is gonna be muddy as fuck explaining to some boomer judge.

You really think so? Judges tend to be more antiquated and unable to deal with modern problems, which is an issue that's always been around in jurisprudence as a matter of course. If you have to base everything on precedent already established, you're going to see legal shenanigans where the law has not evolved (in Medieval England this was called legal "mischief"). But revenge porn is so easy to analogize to something old. You don't think people took polaroid pictures and then spread them around/sold them without permission? A boomer judge may not know what exactly DMs or live streaming are, but they sure as hell can understand what's wrong with taking nude polaroids then putting them up in public to humiliate an ex. Really, is there anything conceptually different about the accusations of revenge porn against Ralph?

 

[Timon912]

Even though this is a completely different situation where physical evidence matters a lot more than the revenge porn case, yes actually your statements saying Tyrone was a friend can and would be used against you to make you look retarded and discredit you, especially when you only reported your shit missing after a huge argument with Tyrone.

Quit typing and do a stream with a lawyer on this, you homo.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So this is the author of the RWW hitpiece on Ralph:

https://twitter.com/k2doe

Quite fetching, eh?

Has she had her dick chopped off yet?

 

[gay cowboy]

That's tough shit. When May was talking to Faith, May and Ralph's plan was (literally) to have FAITH get a job so May could be a live-in nanny while she worked to help support the unit. May is not going to do shit and is probably already looking for a new cock with more money.

In the Vickers leaks given to GA, Ralph said the plan was to have May get a normal job because that is something she wanted to do, while also having her work for him. He said that having May's additional income would help with bills because Faith would not want to work immediately after giving birth, and that May would help with childcare while Faith went to school to be a teacher. I don't think he was going to make his breeding sow go to work immediately after birthing the guntling. More likely he wanted to come across as if he was trying to be supportive of her dream of being a teacher, but really just wanted to get her out of the house a few days a week so he could fuck May.

surrenders and become an official sex offender which would be extremely fucking ironic given how much he called Null a pedo. Any other way you plan to fuck up this year Ralph?

I've been wondering, does releasing revenge porn make you a sex offender? The house they are renting is near 2 schools.

The state of Virginia does not require you to register as a sex offender for a revenge porn charge. It's two years jail time at most, and a fine. In some states it's a possibility, but it's up to a judge to make that call.

I just realized Xander is gonna be a manlet just like his father. Faith is like what 5'0 and the gunt is like 5'4?

According to Vickers, Faith is 5'5 and Ralph was about half an inch taller than her.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

they're dabbin on him, karens

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so does Jared lurk here?

 

[Section 230]

What a well written article.

 

[RichardRApe]

What a well written article.

Yes, Kristen is reading this thread FOR SURE. Hi Kristen! Nice article. She hit most of the funny/ironic parts, quoting Ralph talking to Richmond's finest and also his hypocrisy:

He also claimed he didn’t want to “see any attacks on her or anything like that,” adding, “I am not going to attack her myself. It’s not conducive to anything. I’m very confident in my position as it is. It’s a regrettable situation, I mean, let’s not act like it’s not. But you guys know me.”

However, shortly after Ralph was released from jail, he took to Twitter to publicly attack the victim, a woman with whom it appears he has a son, as “a liar denounced by her own parents,” claiming that she was jealous of his relationship with another woman.

Kristen though you forgot to point out how the officer that Ethan tried to strike that landed him in jail last time was a female. Ralph made it sound like it was a male officer when in reality it was a female officer. Otherwise, good article.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

What a well written article.

Even blind squirrels find nuts sometimes.

 

[Absurdity]

Sounds like a gay hairdresser when gushing over the cops. They'll get more amazing once you're safely locked up!

"I don't want to get into the nuts and bolts of it."

You already did, Ralphalfa, and that's the problem. What a backwater pill-poppin man-diapered hillbilly.