Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[AltisticRight]

Their first fake interview was alright, the coming ones were just fucking gay.
Kayfabe is some wrestling term? Wrestling is gay so kayfabe is also fucking gay.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Faith, you're a dumb bitch and should have known better.

With that said, thank you for more corn.

Gunt has a Poo Thumb and knows quality fertilizer.

 

[Ulamog did nothing wrong]

OH I called her being a vindictive bitch and now Ralph, you get to deal with commiefornia's courts. I will say this dude, irrelevant of what you think (and I do believe you will win the case) you will regret being so spiteful yourself. A bit of decorum and common sense would have avoided all of this but I thank you @theralph for this shit show. You could have at least waited for like a week before you began to publicly fuck your tranny. One of the best Yules ever for shit posters.
I hope your troon sells "pussy" pics cause you are gonna need them for the BS trials you are going to be enjoying lol.
They will not only drag you throw a criminal proceeding but expect a civil one too. I cannot WAIT to see your thread hit the court room and be read out-loud!

As far as family court though Faith, you may have fucked up by using your child in such a manner. You should have kept it personal at worst or better yet, learn to stfu. We all recall you saying "he had my permission to record it". LOLOL the internet never forgets "zoomer girl".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

If one of you people who are good at editing would edit the Gunt lying on the beach as crabs dance around him in the video, it would be nuclear.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Okay... Null's birthday is Dec 19th... is this the universe giving Null a corny kiss? Null should be buying lottery tickets right now, since the universe is smiling so warmly on him.

 

[MelloYello]

I don't know how he can harbor any illusion about "winning" if any of this ever makes it to court.
On one side, we have the word of a permanently intoxicated, convicted felon.
On the other, the testimony of a naive teenager whom he knocked up, and subsequently dumped, in order to fuck a pedophile.

But sure, buddy. You go ahead and tell those jurors about that dumb bitch. That'll definitely work in your favor.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Ethan's defense is basically "Your honor, this woman told me she was afraid of her daddy, so I let her move in with me. Then she wanted a baby, so I not only made a baby for her, I filmed it so he could have a memento of his conception to show to his kids some day. THEN, I tried to get her a nanny, and you know, they don't come cheap, so I figured she could pitch in on the cost with a bit of scissoring once in a while and she just got pissed off. I kid you not, your honor. She. got. pissed. AT ME! Can you believe it?"

 

[RichardRApe]

But sure, buddy. You go ahead and tell those jurors about that dumb bitch. That'll definitely work in your favor.

I want to see the look on his face when those members of Richmond's Finest that he was high-fiving in the back of the cruiser testify that Ethan told them he "released the sex tape to own the a-log ex-boyfriend and prove he was banging the chick".

 

[Trusty Patches]

One of the things I love most about Ralph is how it's so easy to predict the consequences of his mistakes. You can always see it coming ahead of time and yet it still happens.

The Healstream, moving in with Warski and the Miami debacle, needlessly travelling during a global pandemic while not abiding by social distancing measures, impregnating and then publicly humiliating a mentally unstable teenager... And so much more.

Every time you know exactly what's going to happen, it's like watching a car crash in slow motion.

 

[Kenobi]

You guys need to drop the "unreliable Faith" angle. Seriously, stop it. It's embarrassing.
Faith doesn't need to be reliable. We have the chat logs of her and Ralph discussing the sex tape and how it got leaked. We have Ralph telling her at first that he got hacked, and then later he accidentally admits that he did it, causing her to flip out on him.

She accused her own father of abuse dode. She has done 5+ fake rape claims, i dont like Ethan but if he goes to jail based on her witness its a misscarriage of justice. The revenge porn shit is gonna be muddy as fuck explaining to some boomer judge.
This is a complete tossup the only thing guarnteed is that Ethan is gonna be broke after this.

 

[TheBeanz]

My words 13 days ago:

Vickers is all mouth and no trousers, he won't do shit.

I stand corrected!

After months of shit, gay ops, leaks, moustache twirling autism and flowery overdramatic tweets, the sack of shit that is Vickers finally did what he should've done when the sex tape dropped.

Incredible, I hope they stream the court cases.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

he tried to kill three people in cold blood for calling him names

Is this a reference to the Miami shit show or some other tard-out from Warski?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Let's just assume that Ralph manages to convince the court that Faith is only bringing this up because she's a woman scorned, and that Ralph convinces the court those messages between him and Faith were faked...

He's still got to contend with Faith being in a mental hospital when he decided to release their sextape, with the intent of humiliating another person. In which case, he's pretty fucked.

Problem for Ralph is, even if the court do think Faith is untrustworthy and only doing this because of his relationship with that Paedophile horse-woman, the relationship between him and Faith and the context of it just scream abuse. Most level headed people would look at this and say, yeah sure Faith isn't exactly the most trustworthy character - but she's a mentally ill teenager that was isolated from her friends and family by an alcoholic, redneck felon so I'll give her a pass.

Ralph is delusional if he thinks some upset texts from a pregnant 19 y/o he's cheated on will get him out of this mess.

 

[Near]

@theralph I hope you already know that yelling over a court judge is not going to work, like it did with people A-lawgging you IRL. And it's the only line of defense a cowardly fuck like yourself has.

 

[Funkmaster]

One of the things I love most about Ralph is how it's so easy to predict the consequences of his mistakes. You can always see it coming ahead of time and yet it still happens.

The Healstream, moving in with Warski and the Miami debacle, needlessly travelling during a global pandemic while not abiding by social distancing measures, impregnating and then publicly humiliating a mentally unstable teenager... And so much more.

Every time you know exactly what's going to happen, it's like watching a car crash in slow motion.

That's why he's perfect to alog. We can pull the strings and watch the puppet dance.

 

[Ripple]

How hungover do you think he’ll be in court?

 

[Funkmaster]

How hungover do you think he’ll be in court?

Can't get hungover if you're still drunk

 

[longtimelurkerfirsttimepo]

She accused her own father of abuse dode. She has done 5+ fake rape claims, i dont like Ethan but if he goes to jail based on her witness its a misscarriage of justice. The revenge porn shit is gonna be muddy as fuck explaining to some boomer judge.
This is a complete tossup the only thing guarnteed is that Ethan is gonna be broke after this.

I agree that she is not exactly a great witness to events, but I doubt her word alone is going to what takes the Ralphamale down. I suspect it will be what she says, his texts, maybe the livestream and if they really want to go for it, they could ask for website records from what Ethan used to contact the halfway cuck guy (His name escapes me). It's been a while but he contacted him on youtube in the livestream and also on Instagram? I don't know how easy it would be to get records from Alphabet and Zuckerberg for such a petty thing, so maybe that isn't possible?

Still the information is there to fuck him either way in my opinion, without relying on Faith whatsoever.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Can't get hungover if you're still drunk

We call this "Hair of the Gunt"

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I agree that she is not exactly a great witness to events, but I doubt her word alone is going to what takes the Ralphamale down. I suspect it will be what she says, his texts, maybe the livestream and if they really want to go for it, they could ask for website records from what Ethan used to contact the halfway cuck guy (His name escapes me). It's been a while but he contacted him on youtube in the livestream and also on Instagram? I don't know how easy it would be to get records from Alphabet and Zuckerberg for such a petty thing, so maybe that isn't possible?

Still the information is there to fuck him either way in my opinion, without relying on Faith whatsoever.

Chris Kerr. There's plenty of information from here but I don't know if that would be admissible unless Josh co-signed it or something.

 

[AltisticRight]

She accused her own father of abuse dode. She has done 5+ fake rape claims, i dont like Ethan but if he goes to jail based on her witness its a misscarriage of justice. The revenge porn shit is gonna be muddy as fuck explaining to some boomer judge.
This is a complete tossup the only thing guarnteed is that Ethan is gonna be broke after this.

There's irrefutable evidence that Ralph put it online, the judge doesn't need to know the ins and outs of internet autism. If a judge is faced with financial fraud, he or she suddenly needs a degree in actuarial mathematics? No?

Just because Faith is an unstable attention seeking teenager with probably identity and daddy issues, suffering an existential crisis in a family of 5 kids doesn't mean she did or didn't lie this time. It's up to the evidence, and aside from the "choking" which most of us agree was just pushing or the pig squeezed her shoulders with his hooves, everything else stacks up. No idea where you're getting any of this from. A schizo suffering from DID getting raped still deserves justice and the mental issues should never hinder it (this is an example).

The court nowadays take shit that happened some time ago with little to no relevancy into account? Is this the Guntguardson/PPP court of muh'pinions or am I being dumb?

If anything, her mental instability makes her easily exploitable. This shit plays on heartstrings, and now, that would be a miscarriage of justice if dumb emotions and feelz are involved. Uhhh, remember the JFG case?