Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[Alrakkan]

Ralph's contingency plan if she "snaked" him was to scream "It's not true!" to his audience and online like he always does. But then she actually involved the cops--something he didn't expect--and now he has to fight both the legal battle and the PR battle.

This is the first lolcow I've seen mature ('''''''mature''''''') in real-time so the depravity is still striking. What normal fucking human being would think like this or find themselves in this position? What compels him to be such a freakshow to this extent? Who needs to 'fight a PR battle' this large and against a woman this insane? Why the fuck did he associate in long enough a term with a girl this stupid and mentally defective to even consider her a girlfriend, even before 'bruh it's chaaad to fuck an 18 year old with tons'a histrae'?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Allegedly, Digi and Ralph could not be together in the same room and Dick invited Digi over Ralph to an afterparty.

Ralph’s ass will be chapped over that for months. He can’t be mad at Daddy Dick, the guy who he covets and who actually snubbed him, so Digi gets all the invective.

I get the idea that Ralph is devoted to May because he is relying on her to have a “regular job” and he can’t afford the rent/expenses at the new rental house alone. Being a expense-sharing roommate is truly the way to get Ralph’s love and loyalty, not having his child. Faith was never a desirable partner for Ralph, he wants and needs a woman that takes care of him.

He will forever mourn losing a mate with the earning potential of Nora, greatest tragedy of his life.

 

[AncientAlog]

This "man" is Beyond Corn™ (copyright Ethan Ralph Productions, Aborting The Retorting LLC, Vicker Cuckers Trademark, Minajifaifai LLLP)

 

[Polyboros2]

So, are we going to get a mugshot and height measurement, or was this not that kind of arrest?

 

[Null]

I get the idea that Ralph is devoted to May because he is relying on her to have a “regular job” and he can’t afford the rent/expenses at the new rental house alone. Being a expense-sharing roommate is truly the way to get Ralph’s love and loyalty, not having his child. Faith was never a desirable partner for Ralph, he wants and needs a woman that takes care of him.

That's tough shit. When May was talking to Faith, May and Ralph's plan was (literally) to have FAITH get a job so May could be a live-in nanny while she worked to help support the unit. May is not going to do shit and is probably already looking for a new cock with more money.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Ralph’s ass will be chapped over that for months. He can’t be mad at Daddy Dick, the guy who he covets and who actually snubbed him, so Digi gets all the invective.

I get the idea that Ralph is devoted to May because he is relying on her to have a “regular job” and he can’t afford the rent/expenses at the new rental house alone. Being a expense-sharing roommate is truly the way to get Ralph’s love and loyalty, not having his child. Faith was never a desirable partner for Ralph, he wants and needs a woman that takes care of him.

He will forever mourn losing a mate with the earning potential of Nora, greatest tragedy of his life.

We’ll know about Ethan and Dick’s relationship status when he silently unfollows him on Twitter like he did with Mister Metokur.
He is literally a teenage girl.

 

[Opioid Kenobi]

Because this has to be repeated: Nick doesn't give a flying fuck about what happens to Ralph, and by extension, weather he ends up in jail again or not. He doesn't care for Ralph, as noted by the fact that he refused to disavow Null.

It doesn't need repeated. Nick sperging about not being the internets dad and dancing around calling Ethan a piece of garbage is entertaining. No one is holding their breath or writing letters to Santa asking Nick to disavow Ethan Ralph for christmas.

 

[Perspicacity]

Well, even if you still hold the position that all the leaks are some photoshop mastery, what does Ralph have, specifically to this case, which beats revenge pornography?

Wonder if Virginia courts have wheelchair ramps. If not, he should pay them a visit and tell them to vote Bernie.

Call me crazy for calling out a mentally deranged teen for grooming spergs and having them disseminate "leaks" here. I imagine Ralph has all kinds of tapes, voicemails, etc from Faith. All he has to do is create a reasonable doubt, I'm incredibly curious what they both have and what will be released. Right now I'm in the 75% area for Ralph getting out of this, but I would never underestimate Faith. I expect a tale of a woe the likes of which we have never seen.

 

[Tzaddi Qoph Resh]

Allegedly, Digi and Ralph could not be together in the same room and Dick invited Digi over Ralph to an afterparty.

I pray to the great corns gods this is true. May these kernels forever be golden.

 

[Alrakkan]

This "man" is Beyond Corn™ (copyright Ethan Ralph Productions, Aborting The Retorting LLC, Vicker Cuckers Trademark, Minajifaifai LLLP)

'GAYDUR AH'M TROLLIN THA ALAWGS. I USED THA CORN THING THEY DO.' *smuckles*

 

[Jack Awful]

Ralph’s ass will be chapped over that for months. He can’t be mad at Daddy Dick, the guy who he covets and who actually snubbed him, so Digi gets all the invective.

I get the idea that Ralph is devoted to May because he is relying on her to have a “regular job” and he can’t afford the rent/expenses at the new rental house alone. Being a expense-sharing roommate is truly the way to get Ralph’s love and loyalty, not having his child. Faith was never a desirable partner for Ralph, he wants and needs a woman that takes care of him.

He will forever mourn losing a mate with the earning potential of Nora, greatest tragedy of his life.

And once May can't use Ralph for clout anymore, she's gone too.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Articles that aged poorly:

https://theralphretort.com/father-of-the-year-09015020/

 

[RichardRApe]

Ralph’s ass will be chapped over that for months. He can’t be mad at Daddy Dick, the guy who he covets and who actually snubbed him, so Digi gets all the invective.

In a way Ralph is getting cucked by Dick with Digibro! lmao, sorry he's not black Ralph, have some mexican cuck pron.

May and Ralph's plan was (literally) to have FAITH get a job

lmao, I don't care that you just gave birth, go earn the daily bread, ho.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

"get to slavin', wagie"
-Ethan Ralph to the mother of his child

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

We’ll know about Ethan and Dick’s relationship status when he silently unfollows him on Twitter like he did with Mister Metokur.
He is literally a teenage girl.

The other day I was listening to old IBS stuff (I think it was Jim vs Diogenes) and I remember Ralph agreeing with Jim on his "no friends on the internet" stance. That aged well.

 

[R00T]

lmao how does child support work when you're in jail?

I hope Ralph resorts to recording calls with Gator from behind bars so he can still be on the show.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is the first lolcow I've seen mature ('''''''mature''''''') in real-time so the depravity is still striking. What normal fucking human being would think like this or find themselves in this position? What compels him to be such a freakshow to this extent? Who needs to 'fight a PR battle' this large and against a woman this insane? Why the fuck did he associate in long enough a term with a girl this stupid and mentally defective to even consider her a girlfriend, even before 'bruh it's chaaad to fuck an 18 year old with tons'a histrae'?

Ralph was always a cow, he was just never put in a position that challenged him and made him sperg out the way the corn stuff has.

 

[Not Even Twice]

It's already damning that Dax picked Digi over Ralph,

Do we know if Ralph was the only one on the stage not invited to the party, and if anyone "defected" to party with Ralph? I'd imagine Rekieta was torn between the two but probably ended up going with Dax.

As much as he hesitates to call out Ralph on the internet, you can be quite sure that Nick is physically repulsed by being near Ralph in the real world. He isn't from a poor family and I doubt he has spent a whole lot of time around white trash on the level that is Ethan Ralph.

 

[instythot]

Irresponsible speculation time: if Ethan is incarcerated again, considering his health, confined conditions and overcrowding, how long until he contracts and succumbs to the coof?

 

[Jack Awful]

As much as he hesitates to call out Ralph on the internet, you can be quite sure that Nick is physically repulsed by being near Ralph in the real world. He isn't from a poor family and I doubt he has spent a whole lot of time around white trash on the level that is Ethan Ralph.

He said polyamory is degenerate while talking about the leaks, which is pretty much "Ralph is filth I wouldn't even spit on" in his never-disavow-anything-because-it-makes-you-guilty lawyer speak.