Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%

  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%

  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%

  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%

  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%

  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%

  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%
  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
Alaska with herpes and Ralph getting swatted
Donald Trump getting owned by Pennsylvania
All of these various punks getting told
This is the world and it is very cold
 
Null said:
Allegedly, Digi and Ralph could not be together in the same room and Dick invited Digi over Ralph to an afterparty.
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It's already damning that Dax picked Digi over Ralph,

Do we know if Ralph was the only one on the stage not invited to the party, and if anyone "defected" to party with Ralph? I'd imagine Rekieta was torn between the two but probably ended up going with Dax.
 
Though he pretends the past is behind him and he is above what "certain corners" of the internet do; hotwheels sure is tapped into it still.
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So, looks like the next court date is to appoint an attorney, even though Ralph is saying he already has an attorney. Better yet, in this hearing, Ralph will have to answer questions about why he’s so poor he’ll have to suck off the government’s teat. This all from a manlet that loves to bolster his own self worth with how much he makes. That’s the hearing I’d want to listen in on.

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Ralph is too stupid to just not say anything when there's an official investigation clearly ongoing and that says everything you need to know.
 
If I had to pick someone to invite to a fun party, I would probably pick Ralph over Digi. Dick needs to get his priorities in order.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
If I had to pick someone to invite to a fun party, I would probably pick Ralph over Digi. Dick needs to get his priorities in order.
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i despise digi more than ralph but ignoring morality i could see him being a much better party goer than ethan ralph, he probably just assaults anyone who doesnt listen to him talk about nulls penis
 
Mr. Manchester said:
If I had to pick someone to invite to a fun party, I would probably pick Ralph over Digi. Dick needs to get his priorities in order.
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Yeah that surprised me as well even with all the shit talk I'd still party with ralph over digi every time. Digi just seems like he'd be a wet blanket at parties especially with the troon stuff.

The only thing I could think is that they were worried about ralph tweeting about it and getting them doxed again.
 
Ralph was always propped up by his internet friends each time he went to his lowest. Each pillstream had a bunch of channels talk about him in a positive way and get his numbers back up. Including out dear ev'rlord.

Now there is nobody. Even Dick won't touch the radioactive waste and his show subsists on talking to weird fuckups. I think this cycle is different; he already tried to simply ignore the drama and go radio silent on it. It didn't work, and if he tries it now he'll just go into obscurity in addition to financially getting fucked.
 
Null said:
Don't get your hopes up for jail time. He'll probably walk because of the video Faith made where she said she consented.

What's more likely is that he's going to end up spending thousands of dollars on legal expenses. Six months at least dealing with these charges. By that time, the baby will be born, and it will naturally evolve into child support claims. That's when it gets really fun, because he's a wigger and loves talking about his money. He claims he makes thousands of dollars a week and will have to support those claims in court (making his financials public record and increasing his own child support burden), or try and walk them back and plead poverty, which will shatter his ego and cause him to start lashing out again.

Ralph is at his least interesting when he's under duress. He's going to act sober and listen to his attorney. When he wins his court case, he'll go full retard again and harder than we've seen. Reality will catch up with him again during the child support saga and that will also be funny.

That's the thing about Ralph. He loves talking about how he's a heel, but this is the reality of being the bad guy. Ralph wants to be Lex Luthor and people want to jeer him because he's fat and contemptible. He's playing a high-stakes, no-win game where his only condition for failure is not being able to do his podcast and drink himself to sleep. As long as he can keep doing that, he's a living, breathing soap opera broadcasted for everyone to watch.
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Ngl it would be infinitely funnier if after the 'savin' thu'huwite rais' rhetoric he's been shovelling his paypigs whilst being as much of a turd as outlined in the thread, he gets set about by Tyrone in Ram Ranch Penitentiary. Like you say, let's not get hopes up especially as this is Virginia, but it would be better if after all the shit he has been chatting he gets smacked around by the very people he demeaned to build his platform.
 
Glade Candles said:
The page updated, his next hearing is December 23rd, 12/23/2020

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Merry Christmas, gunty! I shall make a video soon.

Perspicacity said:
I imagine since the sex tape was released by Ralph they've both secretly been collecting dirt on each other. I mean Ralph clearly knew Faith was nuts after her whole psych ward adventure, knowing Ralph I doubt he didn't come up with a contingency plan in case this happened. Faith was living in the crack shack making her victim fantasy a reality, I imagine she was also collecting all kinds of dirt. Who has better stuff, Faith or Ralph?
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Well, even if you still hold the position that all the leaks are some photoshop mastery, what does Ralph have, specifically to this case, which beats revenge pornography?

Immortal Technique said:
Though he pretends the past is behind him and he is above what "certain corners" of the internet do; hotwheels sure is tapped into it still.
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Wonder if Virginia courts have wheelchair ramps. If not, he should pay them a visit and tell them to vote Bernie.
 
Perspicacity said:
I imagine since the sex tape was released by Ralph they've both secretly been collecting dirt on each other. I mean Ralph clearly knew Faith was nuts after her whole psych ward adventure, knowing Ralph I doubt he didn't come up with a contingency plan in case this happened. Faith was living in the crack shack making her victim fantasy a reality, I imagine she was also collecting all kinds of dirt. Who has better stuff, Faith or Ralph?
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Ralph's contingency plan if she "snaked" him was to scream "It's not true!" to his audience and online like he always does. But then she actually involved the cops--something he didn't expect--and now he has to fight both the legal battle and the PR battle.
 
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