💬 Off-Topic What If? ADF (& Friends) edition

[OtterParty]

For better or worse, speculation has always been a big part of lolcow-watching. It's always a pleasure to use what we know about a lolcow to guess at their reaction to various situations. Personally, my favorite part is when we are inevitably proven wrong - no matter what we sane white cishet individuals can come up with, nothing will ever beat the deluded mind of a batshit autistic tranny.

In the same vein as our very successful "What If?" (Chris) thread, wild speculation goes here. Ask about how things would be different if the tiniest details of Phil's life were changed. Invent scenarios in which Phil is compelled to egest his insides out. Come up with the weirdest answers imaginable, logical or otherwise. Phil will do something even more horrifying. I guarantee it. No shit is too minor. Anything goes.

I'll start. What if Phil went to a gloryhole and Chris was on the other side?

 

[Ariel]

What if Phil and Chris are cousins?

 

[Anus]

What would happen if Phil met Jace?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Since it was often mentioned in the original thread...

What if Phil were (somehow) transported to China? Say, with a Mandarin phrasebook.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if ADF was a brony?
What if ADF did everything the same, except that she was an MRA?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if ADF was a brony?

His OC woud be "Cissy Smasher" -his cutie mark would be that transsexual symbol with the fist thing.

What if ADF did everything the same, except that she was an MRA?

Replace all mention of "cis" with "femninista", but instead of his own subforum, he'd just be a popular thread in "Loveshy Therapy"

 

[Tranhuviya]

What if ADF died years ago and this is just Rika wearing his skin?

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Phil decided to live in Cuba?

 

[Smutley]

What if ADF died years ago and this is just Rika wearing his skin?

Considering how melty and weirdly shaped he looks, this is a plausible theory

What if Phil was right about everything (7/4, being a Chinorussian Jewtino, being shot at, etc).

 

[CatParty]

melty

i loled

 

[ShavedSheep]

What if ADF actually had friends so this title wasnt a misnomer?

 

[John Daker]

What if ADF actually had friends so this title wasnt a misnomer?

Then he probably wouldn't have a board of people chronicling his life on the internet.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

what if ADFs identity was stolen by a responsible illegal immigrant (refugee) from australatina via his social security number tattoo

 

[Picklechu]

What if ADF took a shower?

 

[melty]

What if ADF moved to Ruckersville?

 

[Tookie]

What if ADF moves under a bridge and lets a hobo fingerbang him?

Oh, wait...

 

[Zeorus]

What if Phil was right about everything (7/4, being a Chinorussian Jewtino, being shot at, etc).

 

[CornetteFace]

What if ADG was the last son of Krypton?

 

[Zeorus]

What if ADF was the last son of Krypton?

Their species would deserve extinction in such a case.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Phil was legit trans?