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I think the reason Russell is still super bitter about losing class president is because it combines three things he hates more than anything: 1) Being told he can't have something he wants, 2) A woman winning against him, and 3) being unable to win by complaining to a higher authority that people are discriminating against you.
 
I love how Russ never once considered that class president isn't (meant to be, at least) a popularity contest. Like if the shy girl had the best campaign and platform, why wouldn't she win? But no mention of that, just that she was not as cool and studly as him and the other guy.
To be fair to Russell, campaigning for High School President is basically non-existent. Most High Schools just have one assembly with all the candidates giving a speech about why they should be chosen, and most of the students also don't really even consider what they are saying during it. My Freshman High School President was elected mostly because his speech was an Obama impression for instance.

That being said, being likable still very much helps with getting elected, which Russell obviously isn't, and if this was after Russell wrote the kill list, that could very much play into it as well.
 
Imagine being so retarded you follow some girl and immediately go and talk shit about her BF, thinking it will put you in a good light.
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I think the reason Russell is still super bitter about losing class president is because it combines three things he hates more than anything: 1) Being told he can't have something he wants, 2) A woman winning against him, and 3) being unable to win by complaining to a higher authority that people are discriminating against you.

4) Russ voted for her and she didn't suck him his dick.
 
Imagine being so retarded you follow some girl and immediately go and talk shit about her BF, thinking it will put you in a good light.
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Does he really think that insulting her bf will make her fall for him? "Oh, you're right! He's ugly as sin! I will immediately leave him and come to you, my rightful lord and master!" That is probably what he expects to happen. But apparently he's back to his old haunts.
 
Imagine being so retarded you follow some girl and immediately go and talk shit about her BF, thinking it will put you in a good light.
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Let's just stop here and say that this guy is not an Adonis, but he is by no means unattractive. He looks well put together and clearly takes care of himself. This is one of the things I love most about Rusty. What do you think he sees when he looks in the mirror? Even if they were on an even playing field in the looks department (they aren't, but go with me here) this guy would still be more attractive because he looks clean. He's well groomed. His clothing fits appropriately. He doesn't look like he smells like a 50 year old uncleaned grease trap. But, sure, Rusty. He's not even that good looking.
 
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Imagine being so retarded you follow some girl and immediately go and talk shit about her BF, thinking it will put you in a good light.
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As opposed to if she stood next to Russell with his tape-fixed glasses and gaping maw he calls a mouth.

What would the comments realistically say about your face Russ? When you aren't hiding it behind photoshopped pictures or your phone?


Great to see after all these charges pressed against him he hasn't learned a damn thing.
 
Let's just stop here and say that this guy is not an Adonis, but he is by no means unattractive. He looks well put together and clearly takes care of himself. This is one of the things I love most about Rusty. What do you think he sees when he looks in the mirror? Even if they were on an even playing field in the looks department (they aren't, but go with me here) this guy would still be more attractive because he looks clean. He's well groomed. His clothing fits appropriately. He doesn't look like he smells like a 50 year old uncleaned grease trap. But, sure, Rusty. He's not even that good looking.
He just doesn't see people as real people.

We look at that picture and see an average-ish looking dude who takes care of himself and probably has more to offer in a relationship than a pretty face. For that matter, we see an average-ish looking woman who takes care of herself, obviously hits the gym, has a pretty enough face, and probably has more to offer in a relationship than all of those things. (No shade -- she's attractive, but she's no legendary beauty. Not that it matters since she's a person.)

Russ sees a maidservant with an appropriately-placed hole and a nice big mouth for sucking him his penis, and a rival who doesn't measure up to Russ's own delusional self-assessment.
 
Let's just stop here and say that this guy is not an Adonis, but he is by no means unattractive. He looks well put together and clearly takes care of himself. This is one of the things I love most about Rusty. What do you think he sees when he looks in the mirror? Even if they were on an even playing field in the looks department (they aren't, but go with me here) this guy would still be more attractive because he looks clean. He's well groomed. His clothing fits appropriately. He doesn't look like he smells like a 50 year old uncleaned grease trap. But, sure, Rusty. He's not even that good looking.
He's (the boyfriend, not Russ, to be clear) out of her league IMO.
 
Pretty much anyone that managed to take a shower today has a leg up on Russ in the fuckability department.

Brooks Brothers dude looks like a pleasant guy who understands how to dress nicely.

Who would win the fair maidens heart! In the left corner: Clean, friendly looking smile, well dressed, probably not on probation for stalking. In the right corner: Russell "nicest guy you'll ever meet" Greer

ETA: just looked up the guy. Plays baseball for Clemson. Oh Rusty... you sped. Leave the ladies alone
 
Pretty much anyone that managed to take a shower today has a leg up on Russ in the fuckability department.

Brooks Brothers dude looks like a pleasant guy who understands how to dress nicely.

Who would win the fair maidens heart! In the left corner: Clean, friendly looking smile, well dressed, probably not on probation for stalking. In the right corner: Russell "nicest guy you'll ever meet" Greer

ETA: just looked up the guy. Plays baseball for Clemson. Oh Rusty... you sped. Leave the ladies alone

Yeah, and she's a Clemson cheerleader.

He's doing that thing again where he follows a whole cheerleading squad all at once.

The old Russ is making a comeback.
 
Russel making fun of someone else's looks cracks me up every single time.

I wish he could paint, because I'd honestly love to know what he thinks his self-portrate looks like.
 
Imagine being so retarded you follow some girl and immediately go and talk shit about her BF, thinking it will put you in a good light.
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This is another one of those posts where Russell has to let the woman know that he does not approve of her choices. It's astonishing that he thinks this will somehow affect how much she likes him. I have no idea where Russ got the impression that his opinions have any sway over how other people think, but it's just another thing he can't seem to learn he's wrong about.
Let's just stop here and say that this guy is not an Adonis, but he is by no means unattractive. He looks well put together and clearly takes care of himself. This is one of the things I love most about Rusty. What do you think he sees when he looks in the mirror? Even if they were on an even playing field in the looks department (they aren't, but go with me here) this guy would still be more attractive because he looks clean. He's well groomed. His clothing fits appropriately. He doesn't look like he smells like a 50 year old uncleaned grease trap. But, sure, Rusty. He's not even that good looking.
I've wondered the same thing. Russell thinks he is attractive to women, so much so that he thinks he deserves only 9s and 10s. How on earth does he look at himself and legitimately think he's good looking enough that women like Taylor Swift and Katy Perry will want him? Is there some kind of reverse body dysmorphia where people look in the mirror and see a better looking version of themselves? Because it really does seem like he thinks all he has to do is slap on a suit and he's Don fucking Draper. The best I can imagine as to how he thinks he looks is in those cartoons he paid someone to draw for his book, you know, the ones where he doesn't look like he has Moebius.
 
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Russel making fun of someone else's looks cracks me up every single time.

I wish he could paint, because I'd honestly love to know what he thinks his self-portrate looks like.
Russell is the reverse Dorian Gray: While his (self)image is and always will be impeccable, the ugliness of his soul makes him more repugnant by the day.
 
This is another one of those posts where Russell has to let the woman know that he does not approve of her choices. It's astonishing that he thinks this will somehow affect how much she likes him. I have no idea where Russ got the impression that his opinions have any sway over how other people think, but it's just another thing he can't seem to learn he's wrong about.
Yeah, he thinks his opinion of a complete stranger will affect random women who have no idea who he is or care for that matter. I don't know. like you, where he got the idea that people care what he thinks. He's an idiot who thinks he's important when the truth is he's utterly insignificant just like most everyone else. I imagine most women he messages don't give him a second thought, but I feel for them when he insults someone they care about when he knows nothing about them. If he went to bars, he would be quite familiar with the experience of having a drink thrown in his face.
 
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Imagine being so retarded you follow some girl and immediately go and talk shit about her BF, thinking it will put you in a good light.
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I dunno, ratface. maybe she’s attracted to something that he has besides looks. Like for example....a likable personality? A sense of humor? A wide variety of interests?

You know, something that YOU clearly don’t have?
 
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