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angryjosevascepa69 said:
I'm afraid our man Based Skordas won't be the Attorney General of Utah.

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Okay, NOW I'm rioting.
DarkAlien said:
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Perhaps I've spent too long on this thread, but this post is just hilarious to me. The fact that there are two images (as if the "I voted" picture wasn't enough... we really needed the "VOTE HERE" sign to drive the point home), Russell's balding, disheveled pate, the fact that it looks like he smeared grease on the lens before taking the photo -- everything about it transforms a dull, generic post into part of the Russell experience.
 
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Easy Peasy said:
I was bummed to see Based Skordas didnt get the W, but outside of a few counties, Utah is red red red. He had a pretty good showing, but not enough. As @Sexy Senior Citizen said, more time to mortal kombat Russ in to oblivion
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Even if he doesn't win, he can still help keep the women of Utah safe by slapping down every single attempt by Russell to force his will on women using the law. The fact that he was at least in part involved in the Erica case means he's going out of his way to pay attention to Russell's antics and stop him and I love it.
 
WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
Even if he doesn't win, he can still help keep the women of Utah safe by slapping down every single attempt by Russell to force his will on women using the law. The fact that he was at least in part involved in the Erica case means he's going out of his way to pay attention to Russell's antics and stop him and I love it.
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Protecting the womenfolk from Nice Guy Slurpreme is a full time job
 
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There's Russell, the independent free thinking individual saying Trump talking points again. He's says he's not getting political and then starts discussing the presidential election. And predictably, he has the dumbest possible take. Okay, for one, there's a fucking pandemic going on so crowd sizes are moot. Also, we once again see how much of a poor sport Russ is at the pettiest things in life. Just like how he thinks he loses his lawsuits over bias judges, 10+ years later he still can't accept losing something as pathetic as a class president election. This shows us yet again that he internalizes every defeat and seethes over it endlessly. How many of us even remember who the class president was when we were in high school? And yet Russell is still "suspicious," as if anyone would tamper with the results of a fucking student body election.

High school elections are nothing but popularity contests, so the fact that he lost to a "shy girl" shows that he must really have been a piece of shit who everyone hated. He mentions in his book that he thought he was popular but then learned people hated him "because he's disabled." My high school would have assemblies every year for the candidates to argue why people should vote for them. Just imagine Russell on stage slurping into the microphone in front of a room full of teenagers about how he's a super cool dude and totally single, ladies. I wonder if anyone tossed a pity vote his way or if he was such a creep that everyone voted for the girl just to piss him off, because we know how Russell is around women who have something he wants but can't get.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA russ thought he was POPULAR as a teen? Oh god that is the greatest. I was having a meh day but damn, thanks for turning it right around, Russ!
 
He's not bitter about that loss at all, clearly.

Lol.

That really goes to the heart of his psyche. He's great and entitled to great things. If it wasn't for those dastardly starlet agents, that dastardly bias judge or even that shy girl from his class he would be a successful studly nice guy with an instathot hanging off his irresistible greatness.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I want him to almost be ready to go to Vegas, then get told he can't move until his probation is up.
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I want him to just assume he can, and then get arrested and have to do his time.
angryjosevascepa69 said:
I'm afraid our man Based Skordas won't be the Attorney General of Utah.

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The Democratic candidate in races like this is usually a sacrificial lamb. It's an honor to get picked for it but you don't really expect to win. It gets your name out there though and maybe you run for judge at some point or get lucky enough to get one of the few races that's actually winnable.
 
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AnOminous said:
I want him to just assume he can, and then get arrested and have to do his time.
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You may get your wish. I hope he actually gets ready to go and have his probation officer/whoever show up as he's getting ready to leave for Vegas and be told "you'll be arrested as soon as you leave the state" and Russ will fume about "discrimination" and "bias judges" and all the things we've come to know and love from our favorite personification of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

EDIT: Crowd size doesn't determine votes Russ. Biden supporters were staying home because of the virus. Votes determine the winner. I hope Biden wins, and the first thing he does is sign an executive order that bans sending songs to celebrities under penalty of death. Sure it's unconstitutional, sure it's totalitarian, but once the public learns what it's for, I'm sure it will bring the left and right together in a way never thought possible. I for one, welcome our new musical overlords.
 
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I love how Russ never once considered that class president isn't (meant to be, at least) a popularity contest. Like if the shy girl had the best campaign and platform, why wouldn't she win? But no mention of that, just that she was not as cool and studly as him and the other guy.


Fuck, most people can barely remember who their high school president was a decade on, let alone give a tiny rat's ass.
 
Only Russ (and Chris-Chan) would seethe about something that happened back in high school. Does he seriously think his life would be any different if he won a high school election? What a fucking crybaby.
 
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