Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Well ladies and gentlemen, after 18 years of holding the highest base Speed in the game, Deoxys-S has lost its crown.

To a goddamn Regi. (Regieleki to be specific).
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What even the hell is this meta anymore.
 
Game Freak:

"Hmm, maybe we shouldn't give Koko and Bulu Play Rough after all. Also should probably not give all of them the new terrain moves, that'd be too broken."

Also Game Freak:

"Hey let's fuse two legendaries except not really because it's literally just putting one atop the other and calling it a day, but let's make it more busted than mega Rayquaza anyway. Let's see, give it two abilities (Unnerve and a Special version of Moxie), 165 Sp. Attack, 150 Speed, a 120 BP STAB move with 100% accuracy and no drawbacks, allow it to hold any item it wants, and fuck it allow it to Dynamax too!"
 
Game Freak:

"Hmm, maybe we shouldn't give Koko and Bulu Play Rough after all. Also should probably not give all of them the new terrain moves, that'd be too broken."

Also Game Freak:

"Hey let's fuse two legendaries except not really because it's literally just putting one atop the other and calling it a day, but let's make it more busted than mega Rayquaza anyway. Let's see, give it two abilities (Unnerve and a Special version of Moxie), 165 Sp. Attack, 150 Speed, a 120 BP STAB move with 100% accuracy and no drawbacks, allow it to hold any item it wants, and fuck it allow it to Dynamax too!"
Bow before the king of bountiful salt, salty. It's retribution for everyone saying it looked dumb.
 
>Pokemon designs in 2020
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I came across this after I saw a screenshot of some of the new regional forms and I wanted to see what kind of busted shit they gave them. I am floored by this thing. Never have I so easily and without regret dropped a series once so beloved to me. Christ on a cross.
 
>Pokemon designs in 2020
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I came across this after I saw a screenshot of some of the new regional forms and I wanted to see what kind of busted shit they gave them. I am floored by this thing. Never have I so easily and without regret dropped a series once so beloved to me. Christ on a cross.
Being pretty dramatic there, huh? It's not strong design wise, yeah, but there are worse things to drop the series over.
 
Let's talking about the Dynamax Adventures. They were a big selling point of the DLC because you could get fancy legendaries from old gens. There were a lot of questions, but now that the DLC is out we know more. First, the good.

1) Legendaries have a 100% catch rate. So, for people who want to shove their mewtwo in a Safari or beast ball, rejoice! Just have to beat it and you're set.
2) Anything you catch can be shiny, and this is the first time you can get some shiny legends without events or hacking. The Gen 7 Tapus are now available, as are Necrozma, Zygarde and the Cosmog evos.
3) The shiny rate is much, much higher than normal. It's 1/300 normally, 1/100 if you have the Shiny charm.

That's the good stuff. Here's the bad:

1) The adventures are punishingly difficult, and mostly because of RNG. You have two ways to play. Option one is solo with AI companions, or online with randos or friends. Both are bad for different reasons. The AI loves to use status moves, hates to attack, and makes baffling choices sometimes. Randos online aren't any better usually.
2) You have to get through 4 encounters total, 3 plus the legendary. You have 4 KOs before you're out. Not per battle mind you, total. This means that if you end up having NPC's butterfree dying 3 times in the first fight, you might not even make it to the legendary. On top of that, there's no way to "get back" any of the KOs. Damage and status affects persist, so if you're poisoned at the end of battle you may as well swap out your pokemon. There's berries that can heal, but they're not guaranteed.
3) Swapping pokemon is neat in theory, but it's a double edged sword. You can swap whenever you catch a pokemon, but only one person can do it. There's some sort of order and math that determines who gets to swap if there's multiple people who do. If you're not online, usually this means some idiot keeps swapping out his pokemon each round.
4) The paths show you only ONE type of the upcoming battle. So you have a bunch of water types and you choose a Fire branch. Welp, turns out you're up against a Fire/Electric type and he just wipes out your team. Whoops.
5) The rentals you get are too weak. Seriously, one Max move is usually enough to wipe out some of the mons you can use. Nothing you can do about it, that's it, you're down a life already.
6) It's a huge slog to go through. The battles themselves are so slow, and the fact you have to beat 4 of them stinks. You can only keep one of the pokemon you catch which is usually fine. Who goes into this for a butterfree when you can just find it in a den? Still, if you find multiple shinies, you're screwed.

All in all, I hate them. It stinks, because I wanted to like them.
 
Being pretty dramatic there, huh? It's not strong design wise, yeah, but there are worse things to drop the series over.
I didn't get Sword or Shield and I'm not planning on buying any games anytime soon, this thing is just the opposite of buyers remorse. I didn't drop the series over The Brain riding a My Little Pony.
 
No shiny Tyrunt but because I hate myself I switched to shiny hunting the regi's. Starting with registeel. 305 resets and so far nothing lol. I have the shiny charm so hopefully it goes semi-quick?
 
No shiny Tyrunt but because I hate myself I switched to shiny hunting the regi's. Starting with registeel. 305 resets and so far nothing lol. I have the shiny charm so hopefully it goes semi-quick?
Caught a random YT stream in my feed earlier and the guy was 500+ on Regidrago. I've only tried shiny hunting like once in my life and I had to tap out after 30 or so Scorbunny eggs, I can't imagine the amount of discipline you need to make it as far as that guy did.
 
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