🪦 Deceased Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

From the steak fajita instapot video, it's almost unbelievable that Jen thinks it's funny to call the knife gene is using her "O.J. knife" tee tee, it's like that weapon that was used to murder two innocent people, so cute, so quirky.

Right after that comment she tells Gene that he's cutting the meat wrong, he says he's cutting it right (he's wrong), and Jen says "oh, well I don't know anything about that" to which Gene responds "why'd you open your mouth then?" because Gene doesn't like his women boisterous.

 

[True native]

She will never be different. She has lived her whole life like this. I'm not even talking about her weight. She is so used to being "special" and everyone has to take care of her, financially and otherwise. You can tell by the entitled way she talks about being medically treated and doesn't feel a bit of shame over sponging off the government. Let's say tomorrow she was suddenly thinner and physically capable. She still wouldn't do anything except maybe the occasional trip to the corner to look at the sunset.
She can't handle the real world or having to learn to deal with different types of people.

You would think in all these years she would have at least become interested in some topics she could educate herself about, like art, history, current events, literature, music, etc. There is no excuse these days. No. She is all balled up in herself. Miserable but she will never change because though she kids herself that she want to, she she really doesn't.

that’s the thing, she DOES do activities, but they are just time-passers, like bingo or cards. Nothing of any true value. I’m not shitting on bingo, but it’s a fun, meaningless time filler, and Jen is in her 40’s. she’s At bare minimum functionality.

 

[Herewegoagain]

From the steak fajita instapot video, it's almost unbelievable that Jen thinks it's funny to call the knife gene is using her "O.J. knife" tee tee, it's like that weapon that was used to murder two innocent people, so cute, so quirky.

Right after that comment she tells Gene that he's cutting the meat wrong, he says he's cutting it right (he's wrong), and Jen says "oh, well I don't know anything about that" to which Gene responds "why'd you open your mouth then?" because Gene doesn't like his women boisterous.

If a guy ever responded to me with “Why’d you open your mouth then?” he’d be on a cold, slow boat to Siberia. No excuse for what he said, but I think her constant yapping must be getting to him. And if she’s willing to put up with that kind of degrading talk and post it, I wonder what is going on when the camera is off.

 

[BoobooKitty]

She talks so damn much, I don't understand how she has time to fit anything into her stupid mouth. It took her 40 minutes to eat a bowl of soup, a rice crispy treat, and show a flash of her takeout order. I don't believe for a minute that's all she eats during a binge.

 

[DCMediaSped]

From the steak fajita instapot video, it's almost unbelievable that Jen thinks it's funny to call the knife gene is using her "O.J. knife" tee tee, it's like that weapon that was used to murder two innocent people, so cute, so quirky.

She's so embarrassing. It shows how out of touch with the real world she really is. Anyone who has basic social skills would know there's nothing cute or funny to be joking about OJ simpson using a knife to practically behead his ex wife, and stab Ron Goldman so many times he bled to death. As someone said, she's been coddled and babied her whole life and has no sense of reality.

Her comments section has been brutal. Few asspatters left, and most of them are likely socks because they have the same white knight vibe as Boog.

 

[True native]

If a guy ever responded to me with “Why’d you open your mouth then?” he’d be on a cold, slow boat to Siberia. No excuse for what he said, but I think her constant yapping must be getting to him. And if she’s willing to put up with that kind of degrading talk and post it, I wonder what is going on when the camera is off.

That made me really uncomfortable too. he knew he looked incompetent cutting that meat, and he clearly resents doing things with her for longer than 5-10 minutes. I watched one of his rehab videos and he is so arrogant and....it’s hard to describe....but rage is what I get from him. i feel like every time I see him, he’s going to explode.
that aside, I Too would smack a hoe who tried to speak to me like that. She’s so disfunctional she thinks it’s funny.

 

[wellthen]

If a guy ever responded to me with “Why’d you open your mouth then?” he’d be on a cold, slow boat to Siberia. No excuse for what he said, but I think her constant yapping must be getting to him. And if she’s willing to put up with that kind of degrading talk and post it, I wonder what is going on when the camera is off.

He’d have a fresh set of trash bags packed that day.

That made me really uncomfortable too. he knew he looked incompetent cutting that meat, and he clearly resents doing things with her for longer than 5-10 minutes. I watched one of his rehab videos and he is so arrogant and....it’s hard to describe....but rage is what I get from him. i feel like every time I see him, he’s going to explode.
that aside, I Too would smack a hoe who tried to speak to me like that. She’s so disfunctional she thinks it’s funny.

He gives me temporarily embarrassed millionaire vibes. Like if it wasn’t for his “drinking career” (the smugness of calling it that alone is gross), he believes he’s some sort of brain trust that didn’t get to flourish.

 

[Herewegoagain]

He’d have a fresh set of trash bags packed that day.




He gives me temporarily embarrassed millionaire vibes. Like if it wasn’t for his “drinking career” (the smugness of calling it that alone is gross), he believes he’s some sort of brain trust that didn’t get to flourish.

“A fresh set of trash bags packed that day.” You win the internet for the rest of the week.

 

[Painted Pig]

ARCHIVE 09/24/20
Grocery

boring lazily named money wasting halloween garbage haul. in line with Chantal and Amber's boring money wasting halloween garbage haul.
she's shilling some housewife pyramid scheme shopping app called fetch (stop trying to make fetch happen. it's not going to happen).

sorry to break it to you babe but that smell is your diseased folds.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Where did she learn a word like trifecta? Was that in her book club meeting or what?

So gory stuff is only for men? What jr. high bullshit is that? Tell it to Lizzie Borden, you fat freak!

So is that Halloween candy gone already?

WTF with the ready to go pot roast? You can't chop a few potatoes, onions and carrots?

She should never show the side of her balding head. Ever.

 

[HamFan]

Wow I watched the whole thing.

Spoiler: Recap

Gee, a Family Dollar haul. Even Dollar Tree is less shitty. She saved so much, $4! Plus 3000 "fetch points"

So it's the start of the "trifecta of holidays?" Idk, I think of Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's more in that way. Anyway, they picked decorations, cutesy and sparkly for Jen 'cause that's what girls like, and creepy and gory for Gene 'cause he's a guy. (She really never matured past preadolescence, huh? Obviously Gene likes gore if he's with Jen.

She bought the most basic-ass shit in generic brands. Deodorant, painkillers. About 5 different Gain products in the same scent. 3 or 4 body washes to get fetch points. Generic pop tarts, "for Gene."

Next up Kroger haul.
• canned pumpkin
• strawberries
• blackberries
• raspberries
• bananas (for Gene)
• two cantaloupes she can't show you because they're out of reach
• cauliflower
• pre-prepped roast and veggies. It can be made in a pressure cooker, oven, or slow cooker. (Unlike other roasts)
• 3 lbs of ground beef. 80/20 this time as 70/30 was too greasy, "even for me" (she actually said that).
• egg bites. They were expensive, 2/$4. So she won't be buying those again. Instead, she bought a machine to make them. So thrifty! Someone tell this bitch she can make them in her instant pot.
• in anticipation of her dedicated egg bite machine arriving: 2 packs of pre-cooked bacon crumbles. She couldn't find pre-cooked sausage crumbles except for turkey. It had 3 carbs, so no way for this keto kween. She got regular pork sausage she'll have to sit at the stove and cook (or make Gene do it).
• 2 packs shredded swiss. She looked for gruyere like the recipe called for, but couldn't find it. Just what she should buy with her food stamps.
• 1 pack shredded Colby jack
• cottage cheese
• smoked sausage ring
• salami
• pepperoni #lowcarblife
• butter
• 1 1/2 dozen eggs
• lunchables and cereal bars for Gene to have at work
• they hit up the clearance area for 2 boxes of discount Atkins bars- the cookies and cream flavor has 4 grams of carbs! Fuck you, turkey sausage!
• Oh, and she "almost forgot" but Gene helpfully reminded her of even more treats, I mean "diet snacks." 2 cocoa peanut butter pie Think bars, and some Quest cookies. She likes to add peanut butter to them.

*Rambling end about showing us recipes soon*

 

[Herewegoagain]

ARCHIVE 09/24/20
Grocery
Grocery.mp4
boring lazily named money wasting halloween garbage haul. in line with Chantal and Amber's boring money wasting halloween garbage haul.
she's shilling some housewife pyramid scheme shopping app called fetch (stop trying to make fetch happen. it's not going to happen).
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sorry to break it to you babe but that smell is your diseased folds.

Ah, hillbillies. They love their holidays, their dollar store visits and their welfare grocery hauls. We laugh and laugh at our Halloween disparities. I like girly crap but he likes scary skeletons made in sweat shops from China. The reason it smells is because it came from an effing dollar store! People, wake up. The world is collapsing, the environment is a disaster from the number of unnecessary factories and the amount of shit we are consuming is reprehensible. Instead of buying $1 items, save up and buy something handcrafted. Or make it yourself. This is total welfare mentality. Buy the worst food, unsightly trinkets and 4 different types of laundry add ins but live without a place to sit. And the need to shop. Her face is glowing with excitement at the latest haul. She can hardly contain herself as she looks lovingly into the eyes of the man who is admiring her for her amazing frugal skills. I want to scream.

Wow I watched the whole thing.

Spoiler: Recap

Gee, a Family Dollar haul. Even Dollar Tree is less shitty. She saved so much, $4! Plus 3000 "fetch points"

So it's the start of the "trifecta of holidays?" Idk, I think of Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's more in that way. Anyway, they picked decorations, cutesy and sparkly for Jen 'cause that's what girls like, and creepy and gory for Gene 'cause he's a guy. (She really never matured past preadolescence, huh? Obviously Gene likes gore if he's with Jen.

She bought the most basic-ass shit in generic brands. Deodorant, painkillers. About 5 different Gain products in the same scent. 3 or 4 body washes to get fetch points. Generic pop tarts, "for Gene."

Next up Kroger haul.
• canned pumpkin
• strawberries
• blackberries
• raspberries
• bananas (for Gene)
• two cantaloupes she can't show you because they're out of reach
• cauliflower
• pre-prepped roast and veggies. It can be made in a pressure cooker, oven, or slow cooker. (Unlike other roasts)
• 3 lbs of ground beef. 80/20 this time as 70/30 was too greasy, "even for me" (she actually said that).
• egg bites. They were expensive, 2/$4. So she won't be buying those again. Instead, she bought a machine to make them. So thrifty! Someone tell this bitch she can make them in her instant pot.
• in anticipation of her dedicated egg bite machine arriving: 2 packs of pre-cooked bacon crumbles. She couldn't find pre-cooked sausage crumbles except for turkey. It had 3 carbs, so no way for this keto kween. She got regular pork sausage she'll have to sit at the stove and cook (or make Gene do it).
• 2 packs shredded swiss. She looked for gruyere like the recipe called for, but couldn't find it. Just what she should buy with her food stamps.
• 1 pack shredded Colby jack
• cottage cheese
• smoked sausage ring
• salami
• pepperoni #lowcarblife
• butter
• 1 1/2 dozen eggs
• lunchables and cereal bars for Gene to have at work
• they hit up the clearance area for 2 boxes of discount Atkins bars- the cookies and cream flavor has 4 grams of carbs! Fuck you, turkey sausage!
• Oh, and she "almost forgot" but Gene helpfully reminded her of even more treats, I mean "diet snacks." 2 cocoa peanut butter pie Think bars, and some Quest cookies. She likes to add peanut butter to them.

*Rambling end about showing us recipes soon*

Correction. She likes to add “natural” peanut butter to them. Pulling hair out now.

 

[welsho]

For "someone that loves to read" so, so much and is such an escape, Jen admitting to never reading a book that didn't take place in the States seems inplausible. Unless she's on the ALR JA reading plan where every story is set in middletown USA.

Jen talking about chemical-filled keto peanut butter candy: 'these are amazing and to die for". Finally she speaks the truth!

She's not going to think the OJ comment is so funny when Gene chops off one of her fingers after he tires of her pointing at everything she needs because she's too lazy to get out of that damn chair.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

ARCHIVE 09/24/20
Grocery
Grocery.mp4
boring lazily named money wasting halloween garbage haul. in line with Chantal and Amber's boring money wasting halloween garbage haul.
she's shilling some housewife pyramid scheme shopping app called fetch (stop trying to make fetch happen. it's not going to happen).

When she was holding up the plastic skull I was struck by how Shakespearean the whole picture was.



For anyone who didn’t have to read Hamlet in school, the skull is a symbol of Hamlet's ever-deepening existentialism and nihilism in the wake of his father's death. When Hamlet encounters Yorick's skull it represents a point of no return in his inner intellectual and spiritual journey throughout the play. When Hamlet takes the skull and stares directly at the sight, he is symbolically staring into death itself and contemplates its connotations. Yorick's Skull serves as a symbol of death in all its entirety but more so as a physical relic left by the deceased as an omen of what's to come. How fitting!

 

[Painted Pig]

When she was holding up the plastic skull I was struck by how Shakespearean the whole picture was.
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For anyone who didn’t have to read Hamlet in school, the skull is a symbol of Hamlet's ever-deepening existentialism and nihilism in the wake of his father's death. When Hamlet encounters Yorick's skull it represents a point of no return in his inner intellectual and spiritual journey throughout the play. When Hamlet takes the skull and stares directly at the sight, he is symbolically staring into death itself and contemplates its connotations. Yorick's Skull serves as a symbol of death in all its entirety but more so as a physical relic left by the deceased as an omen of what's to come. How fitting!

that's beautiful. and also HAMlet is just the sugar free icing on the keto mug cake.

 

[Who Now]

I know she said she used an app to add coupons, but did she actually go to the dollar store? Or, did Gin go aisle by aisle on his phone, being obnoxious to everyone around him, asking her what she wanted?

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Latest from Jen’s Instagram. How did she get down to the river??? Did she get on a bus or just ride her scooter down? I can’t even imagine the sight. Is gin Gene going to suggest they skinny dip and try and drown her?

 

[Barbarella]

She didn’t go. Gin sent her photos of where he was drinking and she pretended she was there.

 

[verucasalty]

Looks like Gene deleted all of his videos aside from these two:

 

[Aldora]

I can't remember the last time we saw proof of Jen going ANYWHERE (besides driving down the hall in her scooter)