🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[MeltyTW]

guy so much crazy shit has happened that a godwinson hint was overlooked, he said a well known capo of ethan is trying to 'defect' the only well known capo is dax since i think we can safely discount the house niggers bibble and gaytor

 

[ClipBitch]

guy so much crazy shit has happened that a godwinson hint was overlooked, he said a well known capo of ethan is trying to 'defect' the only well known capo is dax since i think we can safely discount the house niggers bibble and gaytor

Godwinson says a lot of things. Like claiming the Don will be getting involved.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Maybe we can bait Ade into releasing it anyway? She looks like a wine aunt. Anyone got some cats or a Scrubs DVD boxset we can bribe her with?

there's some perc 30s in it for her if she dumps it anyway. She shouldn't be working anyway. She should be my wife with our 1.5 kids

 

[Sam Losco]

guy so much crazy shit has happened that a godwinson hint was overlooked, he said a well known capo of ethan is trying to 'defect' the only well known capo is dax since i think we can safely discount the house niggers bibble and gaytor

Probably more Godwinson kayfabe. Like when "Rand" defected.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

@adezero just release what you have anyway, extortion is a crime and so are terroristic threats. He's on probation for fucks' sake, he will hold this over your head for the rest of your life if you let him.

 

[Fools Idol]

Ralph probably already sent the stuff to her boss, so she'll end up releasing it anyway once she finds out.

It worked out well for him last time he fucked with some one.

 

[temp o'rary]

guy so much crazy shit has happened that a godwinson hint was overlooked, he said a well known capo of ethan is trying to 'defect' the only well known capo is dax since i think we can safely discount the house niggers bibble and gaytor

Dax isn't a capo, he's the boss of a separate grift organization affiliated with Ralph's.

 

[Captain Manning]

Because ralphs awake now and trying to fix everything because PPP in front of 5000 people dropping nuclear truth bombs will absolutely fucking destroy his platform. Ralph is literally sucking massive e-dick to keep Nick happy rn lmao. Nick probably unlisted it(but not privated it mind you) while they “smooth things over”. Think of it as a Cease Fire and good faith.

No. Ralph might be trying to smooth over things with Nick, and Nick might even forgive him, but it's not gonna yeet last night.

The full Rekieta stream is still up, he's just been moving all full streams into a playlist, and having only clips on the main section. Something something algorithm. Calm down, Bryan.

Ronspergations, Arguing with Idiots, Shooting in PA, Probably more!

Ok, we've got a bunch to cover, but let's talk about this latest round of word-vomit by Ron Toye, and then see where that takes us. Grab some whiskey and joi...

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But honestly, some of you might prefer Godwinson's clip of it. Especially if you are allergic to Weebwars.

Ethan Ralph vs Nick Rekieta

Record of events for the night of September 14 2020 Do not harass, bully, attack or be hurtful to or about anyone featured This video is for information and ...

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Either way, the chiding he gave Ralph wasn't too spicy. It was downright polite. Don't deplatform. Simple as. What was spicy was Ralph's response to it. Ralph looks like an even bigger jackass for sperging out over a statement so true and benign.

The real bombshell comes immediately afterwards when he announces PPP as a upcoming guest. Chat goes apeshit. The continues to flow.

Let's just hope there are no Rekieta or Adezero ass pictures in Ralph's dirt folder.

Nick already had his "scandal picture." It was him in (really crappy) blackface. Nobody except overly sensitive (and mostly white) liberals gave a shit.

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oh god matt

Savage.

Is this the same Jarbo?

 

[MeltyTW]

>impotent
Is this projection?
>A real man wouldn't have brought up a kid as fucked up as Faith to begin with.
[citation needed]

i just dont see how clearly stating the cons of vickers is something people wanted in here so badly, if he fucks up bad enough for a thread thatll be self evident right now theyre just strangely insisting that we unambiguously say the actions werent optimal and morally dubious, no shit? it feels like people here sometimes chomp at the bit to have the cons of one sperg in the frenzy laid out and to say "see he sucks too!" no fun little masquerade and song or dance no, we must fall the almighty dogma of letting people know that we do indeed see that both sides are spergs at all times

Probably more Godwinson kayfabe. Like when "Rand" defected.

Godwinson says a lot of things. Like claiming the Don will be getting involved.

yeah but that was always theatrically, godwinson was very understated in this just trying to make a point about snakes and judases or whatever. the schizo extrapolation is mine

 

[High Tea]

More nectar. Also didn't know I was blocked lol
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Ade is about to experience the consequences of further involving herself in total war. I hope she survives

God, Ralph is such a piece of shit. Is it really any wonder to him why so many people despise him? Imagine using these dirty tactics on literally everyone you know over some petty internet bullshit. The only people he could even conceivably justify behaving this way towards is the Vickers since they are clearly trying to destroy his life (granted, they have damn good reason).

All Ade really did was defend herself after Ralph dragged her into his mess and people started speculating about her.

If everyone didn't want to be an e-celeb, this wouldn't be an issue. How did they think playing with him wouldn't turn out this way? Didn't Ade say they have been friends for a long time? She's probably seen this before.

 

[Vetti]

Dax isn't a capo, he's the boss of a separate grift organization affiliated with Ralph's.

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Dick is like the pedophilic Palpatine to Ralph's Vader.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Take their phone away. In a non-Covid world, force them to socialize with their peers irl. Church groups, same-age cousins, sports, hobby clubs.

https://web.archive.org/web/20080813090321/http://www.corrupt.org/act/interviews/weev

Get many sons and lots of guns. Grow some wheat. Herd some goats. Have a few cows and some chickens. Consider buying a yacht, depending on your locality. Invest 5% of your wealth in commodities. Buy acreage with water rights on it. Get rid of your debts. Start a church. Join your local volunteer rescue organizations. Get involved in CB, shortwave and ham radio. Get sustainable, off-the-grid power. Have some family/community explosives. Promote ideological homogeneity in your community.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I will not stand by and have you people criticize Mr. Vickers. A true mensch who has no faults. A man who has given everything and asked for nothing in return. Seriously though, I get that people are souring a bit on him now, but cut the guy some slack, his daughter is literally fucking Ethan Ralph. We would all act irrationally if put in his shoes.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Nice, my thinking was that it was more abstract, as in she'd changed the roles in her telling of the story from how it actually was. But discord would fit better...

The last line looks like it might be "change [them?] back asap" with that in mind

Your interpretation might work too... if only the middle section wasn't covered completely. But if my interpretation is correct, it'd probably be a high profile guest or friend of the show ade didn't like. I don't keep up with her shit, so is there anyone of the crew she's not happy with?

 

[Postal Pippa]

#FreeMyNigga @WhimsicalTrolli

@theralph Lmao as I thought you would completely back down when Rackets goes after you. Fuckin bitch made.

And I gotta agree with Arby's Buffalo Chicken Sandwich, this is a hard place to be put in as a father. Yall can moralfag all you want but if you aint got children your lose some value and growth potential on that opinion.

Plus, if yall were true alawgs, you wouldnt give a fuck because so long as Vickers fucks with Ralph, we get more corn. Do you not want more corn? Is this not what youre here for? Take your shitty parenting takes to facebook or twitter, Im here for fresh ears and a bountiful harvest.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Now I'm no Nicky Rackets, but isn't what Ralph is doing textbook blackmail?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I will not stand by and have you people criticize Mr. Vickers. A true mensch who has no faults. A man who has given everything and asked for nothing in return. Seriously though, I get that people are souring a bit on him now, but cut the guy some slack, his daughter is literally fucking Ethan Ralph. We would all act irrationally if put in his shoes.

To be fair, I would hate and publicly humiliate my children too if they let an eceleb finger their asshole and upload the video onto the internet. Even IF Vickers is just trying to fuck with his daughter, I'm not gonna stop thinking it's funny.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Now I'm no Nicky Rackets, but isn't what Ralph is doing textbook blackmail?

the gunt is immune to lawsuits to determine such things since he has nothing to offer up as recompense. someone would only take him to court out of spite.

 

[Joe Swanson]

I think it's time to update the thread's subtitle

 

[MeltyTW]

Now I'm no Nicky Rackets, but isn't what Ralph is doing textbook blackmail?

yup, week has barely just started and already ethan is committing more crimes