💼 Careercow Heartmob - a lolcow event in progress.

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You know for all the stupid, dumb and retarded shit perpetrated by the fandom I hail from, I can safely say with utmost certainty that we have never produced a bullshit app for "reporting 'harassment'" and the closest we've come to laundering money is FurAffinity.

Thanks SJWs, you've done it. You've out-stupided furries. I can rest easy tonight knowing that I now belong to the second most horrible scourge on the planet.
 
tomgirl4life said:
I'm half convinced it's actually a trolling operation in and of itself. All these people are going to sign up and post about how people are making fun of them and why. There will be no more need to "farm" our LOLcows, we can just go to the store and pick a gallon of lulz as needed.
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I'd like to think nobody takes their lulz seriously enough to scam a bunch of drama queens out of their money when they already provide so much for free.
 
dollarpennypincher said:
You're always gonna have sheep that fall for such snake oil. It's all in the marketing.
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Jaimas said:
In that regard, have you guys tried my amazing restorative tonic? It's scientifically proven* to cure any number of ails, including Rheumatism, Lumbago, Acute, Chronic, Sciatic, Neurologic and Inflammatory Pain, Headaches, Earaches, Neuralgia, Toothaches, Backaches, Swelling, Sprains, Sore Chest, Throat Swelling, Contracted Muscles, Anxiety, Ravaged Nerves, Stiff Joints, Wrenches, Dislocations, Cuts, Bruises, Bruises, Malaria, and Undeath.
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The tonic they need is one that cures Butthurt.
 
Twilight Sparkle said:
There is only so many times someone can quote Tyler the creator's cyberbullying tweet

why is this so hard for people?
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Let's be real here. These people have literally been raised by the the Internet. At best, they are passively aware of the outside world as the place where they have to put up with everything that bothers or inconveniences them. The Internet is where they can shove off their offline image of an overweight dweeb and become a super special snowflake with pronouns that use characters not yet adopted into the English language. Where are they going to realistically go when someone insults them on what is literally their home turf? There is no "turning off the computer and walking away" because as far as they're concerned there is nothing to walk away "to".

It's the exact same coping mechanism as furries, except when Tumblrites get insulted they swarm like bees instead of quietly disappearing to go stick their dick in a Meeko plushie. Tumblrites also share the same mentality as otherkin where everyone knows that everyone else is making shit up but they dare not challenge anyone's status because of the aforementioned mob mentality. Tumblr takes the absolute worst aspects of every other subculture on the internet and mashes them all together into one giant steaming pile of shit that drops couch change when threatened.
 
Super Collie said:
Let's be real here. These people have literally been raised by the the Internet. At best, they are passively aware of the outside world as the place where they have to put up with everything that bothers or inconveniences them. The Internet is where they can shove off their offline image of an overweight dweeb and become a super special snowflake with pronouns that use characters not yet adopted into the English language. Where are they going to realistically go when someone insults them on what is literally their home turf? There is no "turning off the computer and walking away" because as far as they're concerned there is nothing to walk away "to".

It's the exact same coping mechanism as furries, except when Tumblrites get insulted they swarm like bees instead of quietly disappearing to go stick their dick in a Meeko plushie. Tumblrites also share the same mentality as otherkin where everyone knows that everyone else is making shit up but they dare not challenge anyone's status because of the aforementioned mob mentality. Tumblr takes the absolute worst aspects of every other subculture on the internet and mashes them all together into one giant steaming pile of shit that drops couch change when threatened.
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Wow, that's really sad. It's so weird to imagine a world where kids cannot survive normally without their little Internet hugbox, hell. When I was a kid, I never used Internet and wasn't even interested in it! It's really crazy to think that kids won't act like functioning human beings without their precious Tumblr
 
Twilight Sparkle said:
Wow, that's really sad. It's so weird to imagine a world where kids cannot survive normally without their little Internet hugbox, hell. When I was a kid, I never used Internet and wasn't even interested in it! It's really crazy to think that kids won't act like functioning human beings without their precious Tumblr
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When I was growing up, or I guess "when I was younger" rather, comic book stores were still a thing. Bigger than they are now, I guess, and with a better selection of independent and fringe publications. In the early years of the furry fandom it wasn't uncommon to bump into someone with similar interests when you're both buying the latest issue of Furrlough. These were meaningful encounters with real life people that sometimes blossomed into real life friendship. I'm not trying to discredit anyone's online friendship built over something like Adventure Time or Steven Universe, but you hit the nail on the head with "really sad".

There was a certain "real-ness" in getting together with a couple of local friends and watching Robin Hood over dinner. These people will never know that feeling.

Anyways because of their lack of meaningful social interaction they're all maladjusted sociopaths. There we go. No, I'm not crying. I just got something in my eye.
 
If I had access to the Internet when I was young I would probably ended as crazy as them, being honest. That idea scares me, actually.

People need other people that can accept their quirks without devolving in mob mentality where everything outside the comfort zone is wrong.
 
Bumped this thread because I emailed these people a few days ago thinking I would get an answer to my questions concerning Heartmob, but of course I was given the run around.
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If anything this tells me they don't know how they will deal with the countless problems Heartmob will have, resulting in them not giving a direct answer despite the fact that they explicitly stated in the Kickstarter page they would answer any and all questions.

The potential for this blowing up into a shitstorm in the near future is seeming more and more likely.
 
Stratomsk said:
Bumped this thread because I emailed these people a few days ago thinking I would get an answer to my questions concerning Heartmob, but of course I was given the run around.
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If anything this tells me they don't know how they will deal with the countless problems Heartmob will have, resulting in them not giving a direct answer despite the fact that they explicitly stated in the Kickstarter page they would answer any and all questions.

The potential for this blowing up into a shitstorm in the near future is seeming more and more likely.
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After reading your list of questions, all I can see is heartmob creating a situation where they get themselves sued for libel and harassment. Lol

Nice of them to not have a single answer to the most fundamentally basic questions for this asinine project.
 
There is no way that this will not, in some way, result in something fucking hilarious for us to observe.

I called the previous few meltdowns, people. Whether this train-wreck is a mere fizzle or it crashes flaming into the ground like a 4th of July firecracker, this is going to result in an avalanche of salt for us to enjoy.

Be ready.
 
Gensdupays said:
So do you think that they all were faking the whole thing to get that easy SJW money or was it not an act and they're just incompetent?
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My theory is that they probably tried to put it into action but failed because the idea is utterly stupid and almost certainly opens them up to a great deal of legal liability. So I'm guessing they've put it on the backburner.

Additionally, they are being sued for the proceeds of what appears to be their only real financial success, apart from kickstarters and donations: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-against-director-violating-civil-rights.html
 
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Gensdupays said:
So do you think that they all were faking the whole thing to get that easy SJW money or was it not an act and they're just incompetent?
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It's barely worth the effort to try to disentwine incompetence from malice when these people are concerned.
 
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