💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Brick Face]

Was Alex this retarded to write Osana's stalker just to be like him?

 

[Meghan Sparkle]

I swear Alex is becoming self-aware.

Spoiler: A fuck ton of screenshots

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Sorry, I keep adding more but this is fucking golden.

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[Fougaro]

He calls this a release? And the NPCs can't even do anything besides conga line?

bruh

You take what you can get. Of course Osana has more bugs than the planet Klendathu and is as much of an unholy mess as a failed Ellen Ripley clone, but still.

This crazy year just keeps on delivering!

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Here's the ending of the demo if you killed Osana.
YanSimEnding.mp4

That's the worst way to handle that cutscene, it's like how visual novel but with shitty low-res models. The trees not being static just made me think that it was another bug for a sec. Good job, Alex.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I'm so bored already I've taken to just getting random pics at this point.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[Professional Meanie]

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[Actualized]

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me rn

 

[Hammersmith]

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Present state of the game.

 

[JamusActimus]

That's really funny honestly, every copy of yandere simulator uniquely fucks itself in a different way every time to mess with the player.

Every copy of mario 64 Yandere Simulator is personalised

 

[SIGSEGV]

Here's the ending of the demo if you killed Osana.
YanSimEnding.mp4

All according to keikaku.

 

[irishAzoth]

Outside of the buggy menu, the rest of the game works and I was able to play it.

And almost immediately, I found out how to kill Osana at the beginning of the day and get away with it lol.

osanakill.mp4

6 years in the making folks

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Is it me or that call scene is ripping off both Metal Gear Solid and Elfen Lied at the same time?

The "plot" of Yandere Simulator probably boils down to almost exactly that of Elfen Lied.

 

[SIGSEGV]

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Is she okay?

 

[Activelo]

Christ, the stalker will just stand there no matter how long you take and let you take the cage. He talks about how he and Osana are meant to be together and stays silent after that, he won't even scream if you dick around.

Oh, and after you do pick up the cage, the parents disappear entirely and there's a sudden invisible wall on the stairs.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Christ, the stalker will just stand there no matter how long you take and let you take the cage. He talks about how he and Osana are meant to be together and stays silent after that, he won't even scream if you dick around.

Oh, and after you do pick up the cage, the parents disappear entirely and there's a sudden invisible wall on the stairs.

Wait, what's this about a stalker?

 

[FurezoHarto]

We can at least say we got Osana before Logan finished his demo despite allegedly being “faster than Yandev”.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Here's the ending of the demo if you killed Osana.
YanSimEnding.mp4

yeah that's the sigh of a teenage boy whose childhood best friend was found literally dead in an incinerator and/was declared "missing"

 

[Meghan Sparkle]

Wait, what's this about a stalker?

For the befriending elimination, you learn that an hentai-loving freak has been stalking Osana, because she looks like his pink-haired « my waifu » (yes, this line is in the game).

He is also holding her cat hostage in order for her to come to his house.

So you need to break into the house to rescue the cat.

Yes, this is as stupid as it sounds.

 

[York]

It'd be good for someone to write an overall synopsis of the shitlore in this thread if no one has already, it seems difficult to find any concrete info all in one place without it being either speculation or completely incoherent (though I suppose trying to make sense of Dev's storywriting is challenging enough)

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Before you guys download that mess of a demo, I would like to remind you that Hitman (2016) is currently free on Epic Games, and not only it's a completed game, Sweeney will rape your PC less that Alex's code will.
(This message has definitely not been brought to you by Tencent.)

(A brand new Hitman game came out and then was given away for free before Yandere Simulator finished development. A fact that should have landed on https://twitter.com/BeforeYandere)

Anyway, back to the subject:
– bloom is awful
– bugs are as expected plentiful:

I tried dismembering Osana but I end up getting a bug which makes you frozen and spawns a unlimited amount of legs.

I bet he has no clue how to even attempt fixing it.
– Alex posted the third debunk page: https://yanderesimulator.com/Code/ https://archive.md/DSngs
– Alex thinks that Osana is currently too easy to kill and that the first rival should provide more challenge – despite the fact that Osana in the demo was supposed to be as hard as the fifth rival in the final release. This means that he has no idea how to balance the game.
– Patreon went up a little. Let's wait for the regular monthly drop.

I also admit that I've been wrong; I expected Osana in September, Alex has beaten my prediction by few hours.

I'm not downloading the demo, Hitman has been sitting on my HDD since Saturday and when I find some free time, I want to play it, not some lazy knockoff.