🪦 Deceased Chloe Sagal / John Paul Neumann - Self-Immolated to Protest The US Mental Health System. Currently Being Exploited by her "Allies".

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Jaimas said:
Hogwarts did not work out for these trannies, I think. Fawk.
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stop operassing true goffik trainsexuals your just like those preverts snap and lumpkins

Greetings, Stalkers. Let's continue The Daily Click, Part 3.2 - Chloe Sagal

The "Chloe Sagal", account, previously known as "Chloecakes", is an interesting one because she has a lot of forum posts on actual code help and interacting with other users on their games. Most of that won't be capped because it's not really interesting coding problems, and it's not at all funny. If you were really looking to see how to handle object overlap and mouse clicks, sorry, you're gonna be out of luck.

But if you want to see Chloe Sagal publicly disparage her old co-workers (including one that she murdered), do I have a treat for you.
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Narcissism is a hell of a drug. #SASSYPANTS #CHLOETASTIC
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Unless something else comes up I'm closing the "Who was Chloe Sagal" question. Here, she cross-posts her IndieGoGo apology on The Daily Click to try and drum up more sympathy. She specifically states she was HorrendousGames on the forum, who was John Paul Neumann with a jneumann1 email address.
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:biggrin: Do you want to see what an Expert Level Ruse Cruise looks like? :) Watch Master Chloe as she puts on a clinic :cool:
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Yeah, I have sleep apnea, too. Part genetics, part being a fat fuck (not that I'm not trying to lose weight, here, but it's a rather slow, arduous process). I actually can't sleep on my back because I wind up tits-phyxiating.
I try not to sleep without my CPAP because I feel like utter shit if I don't. I use it even if I'm taking a short twenty-minute power nap. But to echo what everyone else has said, it's certainly not (immediately) fatal. It just puts unnecessary strain on your body & causes carbon dioxide buildup in your brain & bloodstream. Which, again, isn't fatal, but it is extremely uncomfortable.
Basically Chloe is a whiny little bitch, & I would not have sex with her. Also rambling because despite sleeping well I'm super-groggy. May be time for a new CPAP mask.
OH OH OH! If you don't keep your CPAP stuff properly disinfected, you can give yourself nasty sinus infections. Also the fact that you have cold air blowing into them & drying them out doesn't help, either. A little saline rinse goes a long way, though.


To give credit where credit is due, despite how doofy-looking the killer is, the game still manages to be scary. Probably because of the cheap jumpscares & magically teleporting villain, though. But I really like your idea. Plus doing that would showcase Chloe's mad art skillz that she touts so much.
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My CPAP has a heated water reservoir so it humidifies and warms the air. But, yeah, you gotta keep them clean.
 
Teeter said:
Woah woah woah. What is this? :lol:View attachment 27797
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Chloe claims to be a Romani, or "gypsy" as these people are more commonly known. The Romani are believed to have to come to Europe from India at some point during the first millenium, so I'm guessing that this is Chloe's justification for calling herself an Asian. I wonder if by this logic I can call myself an African. My skin may be pale, but as a homo sapien I am believed by scientific consensus to have ancestors in the African continent.
 
I understand the what of what Rani's trying to say, but the strawman argument that's being presented doesn't make any sense to me. Do people really talk like that?
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"I've got a great idea hunny, if we have a girl let's name it Dulcinea Merry-Lynn, and if it's a boy let's name it Ralph Stuart".
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I... think Rani is trying to communicate with us.
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Smutley said:
I understand the what of what Rani's trying to say, but the strawman argument that's being presented doesn't make any sense to me. Do people really talk like that?
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"I've got a great idea hunny, if we have a girl let's name it Dulcinea Merry-Lynn, and if it's a boy let's name it Ralph Stuart".
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I... think Rani is trying to communicate with us.
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Yeah Rani because putting names of fictional characters to your childrens is awesome, very strange that is the favorite book of your mom when Don Quixote is more famous in spanish communities, is not Killing a mockingbird, also you mom was going to put you the name of a women who was considered a tomboy, im pretty sure you dont even knew about the book until i actually mentioned it, i bet you heard it in Ally Mcbeal and simple took it like a 13 year tumblrista take a sexuality
 
Cubanodun said:
Yeah Rani because putting names of fictional characters to your childrens is awesome, very strange that is the favorite book of your mom when Don Quixote is more famous in spanish communities, is not Killing a mockingbird, also you mom was going to put you the name of a women who was considered a tomboy, im pretty sure you dont even knew about the book until i actually mentioned it, i bet you heard it in Ally Mcbeal and simple took it like a 13 year tumblrista take a sexuality
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Oh you did it now.
 
Jaimas said:
BOLDYSPICY NO!!

KIWI DOWN! KIWI DOWN!!

WE NEED A MEDIVAC AND 500CCS OF MOUNTAIN DEW, NOW!!

Also confirmed for teleporting and randomly moving around villain.
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It's. . .[cough] too late for me, @Jaimas. Save [cough] yourself. Don't let. . .The Teleporting Titstabber get you, too. . .
also why don't my drawings look all that clean anymore goddamn
is it because I laughed at Chloe for not being able to transparent backgrounds
am I destined to a life of shitty draws with a "ring of shit" around them

Francis York Morgan said:
Dulcinea Azrael Noone? What is with these ridiculous names? It's something I would expect from a person trying to come up with a name for their dark, mysterious, totally-not-author-insert fanfic character from middle school.
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Dynastia said:
I do like Rani, but holy shit that name reminds me so much of Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
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GOD DYNASTIA IF YOU LOVE RANI SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU JUST MASTICATE TO HER ALREADY
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Yeah Rani because putting names of fictional characters to your childrens is awesome, very strange that is the favorite book of your mom when Don Quixote is more famous in spanish communities, is not Killing a mockingbird, also you mom was going to put you the name of a women who was considered a tomboy, im pretty sure you dont even knew about the book until i actually mentioned it, i bet you heard it in Ally Mcbeal and simple took it like a 13 year tumblrista take a sexuality
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NobodySpecial said:
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Oh you did it now.
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Cubanodun said:
Spanish people are white too, i said it was strange, not impossible, also taking a ironic example as a "fact" to disprove me :story:

a little tip Ally mcbeal ended in 2002, and tumblr was founded in 2007
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Oh wow she responded to you, like, immediately. Who's the stalker now?
Maaaaan, I'm jelly. I review her girlfriend's broken game & draw pretty pictures, & I still don't get capped. :c
 
"Are you saying White People have never heard of Don Quixote?"
"Hell, Don Quixote was referenced in my senior year English class. In public school. In Texas. I mean, we didn't *cover* it, but IIRC it was mentioned in our unit on satire. Because yeah, it's classic lit."

-- said two white men who have only heard of Jousting Windmills in passing and haven't read an important piece of historical european literature.
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
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It's. . .[cough] too late for me, @Jaimas. Save [cough] yourself. Don't let. . .The Teleporting Titstabber get you, too. . .
also why don't my drawings look all that clean anymore goddamn
is it because I laughed at Chloe for not being able to transparent backgrounds
am I destined to a life of shitty draws with a "ring of shit" around them
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....A moment of silence for favored Kiwis slain.


This will not stand. I will not allow @BOLDYSPICY! and her efforts be for nothing. Homesick, you have beaten her, but not the Farms.

I will gather data and I will #finishthefight.
 
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In honor of Fallen Soldier @BOLDYSPICY!, I dedicate this post to her

The Daily Click, Part 3.3 - Chloe Sagal

Love Homesick but don't like X thing about it? Make your own with the source code!
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"It's been like a year since my last big public meltdown, hope no one notices me slippin' on in like nothin' happened"
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I'm just being catty with this cap since I know she doesn't have formal training but come on. This is 2009, and even if Wikipedia didn't exist there are at least a million different articles online and in the first chapter of nearly every book detailing the differences between C and C++.
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Hope you you like really boring religious discussions.
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Another example of Chloe being yardtard The Brockler
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Jaimas said:
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....A moment of silence for favored Kiwis slain.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KfxqZagHXbM
This will not stand. I will not allow @BOLDYSPICY! and her efforts be for nothing. Homesick, you have beaten her, but not the Farms.

I will gather data and I will #finishthefight.
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DrJonesHat said:
A moment of silence for our fallen comrade! @BOLDYSPICY! You will be avenged!
@Jaimas Godspeed, brave soldier.
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Her name was @BOLDYSPICY!
Her name was @BOLDYSPICY!
Her name was @BOLDYSPICY!
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Wilhelm said:
semper fi, you brave bastard. rip in peace, @BOLDYSPICY! ....
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Smutley said:
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In honor of Fallen Soldier @BOLDYSPICY!, I dedicate this post to her

The Daily Click, Part 3.3 - Chloe Sagal

Love Homesick but don't like X thing about it? Make your own with the source code!
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"It's been like a year since my last big public meltdown, hope no one notices me slippin' on in like nothin' happened"
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I'm just being catty with this cap since I know she doesn't have formal training but come on. This is 2009, and even if Wikipedia didn't exist there are at least a million different articles online and in the first chapter of nearly every book detailing the differences between C and C++.
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Hope you you like really boring religious discussions.
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Another example of Chloe being yardtard The Brockler
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/sniff
You guys. . . :heart-full:

I refuse to let Chloe's broken game get the better of me. I swear on my reputation of being a ~*~*GRRL GAMER*~*~ (don't hit on me, you silly boys~<3) that I will beat it. I'm going to beat it so hard.
In all seriousness, though, I don't think I could live with myself as a lifelong player of vidya gaems (true story, my mom thought it would be hilarious if she handed me a Nintendo controller at eighteen months) if I let myself get bested by an indie game that takes maybe all of a half-hour to complete. So that'll be this weekend's project.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
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You guys. . . :heart-full:

I refuse to let Chloe's broken game get the better of me. I swear on my reputation of being a ~*~*GRRL GAMER*~*~ (don't hit on me, you silly boys~<3) that I will to beat it. I'm going to beat it so hard.
In all seriousness, though, I don't think I could live with myself as a lifelong player of vidya gaems (true story, my mom thought it would be hilarious if she handed me a Nintendo controller at eighteen months) if I let myself get bested by an indie game that takes maybe all of a half-hour to complete. So that'll be this weekend's project.
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WE BELIEVE IN YOU! *claps hands together, rubs them, and places them on your sore clicking finger* Now get back out there!

 
Chloe's lockdown has been an unfortunate inconvenience. But we can be certain of a couple things. She will eventually come back in to public view. Without doing that, her patreon will dwindle to nothing, and no one will pay attention to any project she's working on. I'm also certain she won't change identities again because that would undermine the history she has built up as Chloe.

But while we wait, let's check out the archives :^)

Chloe Sagal was also known as backyard wrestler The Brockler, and occasionally Shawn Wolfram - though it is disputed if she shared that name with another person or controlled it completely. For completionist sake I will be including any information from the Shawn Wolfram account that may be of interest in the hope we will be able to better find her earlier history.

Blue Thunder Video, Part 1 - Shawn Wolfram

Chloe was fired-notfired at some point. Also, they were attempting to attend a ROH show that looks like it took place during the last week in October 2006, which would mean the court date was on 10/27/2006. If this is Chloe, what was this court date for?
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Shawn Wolfram was born on March 2nd, 1987. and was 20 in 2007. Assuming Chloe did graduate high school in 2005, this would put her right at 20 years old in 2007.
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Chloe might have previously wrestled under the name "Jesus", but that's currently unsubstantiated based on some fantasy booking
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It's backyard bullshit so the matches have probably been lost in VHS hell, but if anyone can find Midwestfest 2 we would have a match between Craig and Jesus
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Chloe used to be friends with some guy named Ward, who she claims was arrested for getting high on coke and stealing a bunch of guns from his dad with another friend. I'd wager any early arrest records for her are drug or petty theft related. Also, take note of Deadman referring to Shawn Wolfram as "Jon" - another link to John Paul Neumann
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