🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Disheveled Human said:
The one thing I noticed about Matt's call in stream is the people calling in sounded normal. Compare it to Ralph's call in audience even before the implementation of "Gold Star Callers".
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One of my favorite things about the Killstream was hearing Ralph audibly cringe when he had a guest on who he respected and looked up to (Jim, Malkin etc) and one of his sped callers would shit the bed with gay killstream in-jokes and the most autistic diatribes imaginable. Just imagine you are Ralph, you are interviewing someone who is actually a somebody, and then goldstar caller Butters drops by to play the violin and reference something no one besides Ralph and the most diehard paypigs could get and not be embarrassed by, all while giving off major asperger vibes.

Personally I always found that extremely entertaining.
 
I'd abeeb bear said:
Considering the pills that he's recently come into, I'm going to be hopeful that we get an interesting stream tonight filled with cope and references to the thread.
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Faith was medicated heavily in the psych ward that is clear from the horrifying twitpic. They would only give her “the good stuff” (benzos) in the hospital (if she was given anything good at all).

An 18 year old girl with substance abuse and suicidal ideation would not get anything “good” to take home. She’s probably on a sleep med (antipsychotic like seroquel) a mood stabilizer (like trileptal and/or Lamictal) and some sort of SSRI (antidepressant). Ralph would just assume flush these they don’t comfort the gunt or its pea sized brain.

Ralph was likely disappointed and left scrambling to hook up some Xanny/Klonipin it’s the most logical reason he didn’t stream last night.

No one believes ER took last night off to have a quiet, calm, cozy evening with his new gf. We all know he is a sociopath/narcissist/autist/alcoholic (all untreated) and could give two fucks about anything save for the amount of booze/benzos and tendies in his fucking gunt.
 
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gran_autismo said:
"I'm not a faggot! You're a faggot!"
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Also that pfp, imagine being Faith standing in the middle of the free museum trying to take a flattering picture of Ralph while everyone else is enjoying the statuary and fine art wondering what the retard with the pizza face and his daughter are up to.
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Good lord, he truly is unattractive on every conceivable level.

Not surprising that he can't pull off doing even the most generic pose for a picture when he can't find his chin.
 
Not Even Twice said:
Good lord, he truly is unattractive on every conceivable level.

Not surprising that he can't pull off doing even the most generic pose for a picture when he can't find his chin.
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WAIT. I just realized something. Oh my fucking god.

His profile picture. It wasn't from the museum. THE ABSOLUTE 🌽

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That is a banister behind him. He's sitting on a couch.

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THIS CAME FROM THE JACOB WOHL INTERVIEW. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOD THE RIDE NEVER ENDS GUNTLEMEN!

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Better look at it without the gunt in the way. Love how Wohl looks like he's already regretting this before it starts.

:story::story::story:
 
gran_autismo said:
WAIT. I just realized something. Oh my fucking god.

His profile picture. It wasn't from the museum. THE ABSOLUTE 🌽

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That is a banister behind him. He's sitting on a couch.

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THIS CAME FROM THE JACOB WOHL INTERVIEW. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOD THE RIDE NEVER ENDS GUNTLEMEN!

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Better look at it without the gunt in the way. Love how Wohl looks like he's already regretting this before it starts.

:story::story::story:
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He has a built in arm rest. Maybe I should get a gunt.
 
there once was a kiwi named unog
in his ass he had quite a large log
he'd throw a big fit
and stir up the shit
because he was a jarbo alog

all in good fun man, chill out.
 
Delicious Diversity said:
One of my favorite things about the Killstream was hearing Ralph audibly cringe when he had a guest on who he respected and looked up to (Jim, Malkin etc) and one of his sped callers would shit the bed with gay killstream in-jokes and the most autistic diatribes imaginable. Just imagine you are Ralph, you are interviewing someone who is actually a somebody, and then goldstar caller Butters drops by to play the violin and reference something no one besides Ralph and the most diehard paypigs could get and not be embarrassed by, all while giving off major asperger vibes.

Personally I always found that extremely entertaining.
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I've always found this to be funny as fuck too, same with super chats. It will just be a bunch of nonsense autistic super chats that have nothing to do with the guests at all.
 
gran_autismo said:
WAIT. I just realized something. Oh my fucking god.

His profile picture. It wasn't from the museum. THE ABSOLUTE 🌽

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That is a banister behind him. He's sitting on a couch.

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THIS CAME FROM THE JACOB WOHL INTERVIEW. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOD THE RIDE NEVER ENDS GUNTLEMEN!

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Better look at it without the gunt in the way. Love how Wohl looks like he's already regretting this before it starts.

:story::story::story:
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I'm sure he thought in the pic he looked intellectual and that he was having a serious interview, but he just looks like he is pretending. He had no idea what Wohl was talking about. If he paid even the slightest attention to normie Republican politics, Wohl was not saying anything that hadn't already been said by social conservatives (except for the kidnapping stuff which ER asked zero questions about) ie aid money was tied to countries being nice to homosexuals. This is Rick Grenell's, a person high in Trump's government, entire policy making strategy. And I'm sorry, he should have at least had a suit or suit jacket on. He looked so unprofessional, like the high school kid newsmakers humor by giving them an interview. There were prior pieces by reputable sources about what Wohl was having a press conference for. He should have prepped.
 
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On the same topic of guests and audience interaction for TRR:

Why do these people even watch the show? It's perplexing that they will watch a show with guests they have absolutely no interest in, simply so they can spam dancing jelly gifs, give autistic nonsensical super chats, and even call in, meanwhile paying little to no attention to the actual show. It's bizarre.
 
SupremeGuntleman said:
On the same topic of guests and audience interaction for TRR:

Why do these people even watch the show? It's perplexing that they will watch a show with guests they have absolutely no interest in, simply so they can spam dancing jelly gifs, give autistic nonsensical super chats, and even call in, meanwhile paying little to no attention to the actual show. It's bizarre.
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Well there are bots. I think a lot of it is people thinking they found some kind of underground, edgy show (which it really isn't). To paraphrase Gator, 'It's a comfy place to talk politics and video games'. I think mainly it's the appeal of a little club, fostered by Ralph's 'Us against the world' attitude. I think to the viewers, it really doesn't matter what is on or talked about per se, they feel like they belong to something when irl they might be outcasts.
 
SupremeGuntleman said:
On the same topic of guests and audience interaction for TRR:

Why do these people even watch the show? It's perplexing that they will watch a show with guests they have absolutely no interest in, simply so they can spam dancing jelly gifs, give autistic nonsensical super chats, and even call in, meanwhile paying little to no attention to the actual show. It's bizarre.
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Most people are banned from his Dlive chat; even actual Killstream viewers get banned if they make a joke the Gunt dislikes. I suspect the gay stickers are almost entirely bots and mods just trying to make the dead and decomposing chat look somewhat alive.

As for why people still watch the show... the paypigs (those who donate) have invested too much of themselves into Ralph. When people start donating money to something on the internet they do so because they have invested part of their ego into seeing it succeed. If Ralph fails and becomes a joke they feel extra stupid for not only liking his content but being pathetic enough to paypig for it.

The regular viewers who don't pay probably still watch because they're either insulated from the drama surrounding Ralph (less likely at this point) or they're living in some delusional alternate reality in which Ralph is actually winning.

Of course, for most people, the answer is much simpler - they don't. Killstream used to get 9k live viewers and tens of thousands of views on the mirror channels. Now Ralph averages about 800 viewers per show, and we know that Dlive bots its own view count to attract traffic to the site. 2 in every 3 views are confirmed to be bots so Ralph probably has about 200-300 supporters right now.
 
Kenobi said:
Seriously dude what the fuck did jarbo do to you? Why do you feel so threatned by him?
Who gives a shit if he gets to grift a couple of dollars for his girlfriends daughters, if we get double the fun for it?
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I'm with you. Who gives a fuck about Matt. What did he really do? Report some faggots? Oh man... Sure wish there wasn't more dubious shitbags out there that like underage girls, pulling guns out on people, alcoholic, drug abusers, grifting, tax evading, people that have raped or threatened to rape. Yeah... Matt's the real bad guy here lol.

Matt is inoffensive milquetoast. If Matt threatens your ego.... You are a pussy. Bottom line.
 
Delicious Diversity said:
If Ralph fails and becomes a joke they feel extra stupid for not only liking his content but being pathetic enough to paypig for it.
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Lol, so literally just sunk cost fallacy. You're probably right about that.

I hate when guests don't have video - the rare occasion they do it's hilarious seeing the faces they make when the super chats are read or calls are taken. As people kept spamming inside joke super chats during the Jim Goad interview he started making some really wild faces.
 
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