🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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gran_autismo said:
Also that pfp, imagine being Faith standing in the middle of the free museum trying to take a flattering picture of Ralph while everyone else is enjoying the statuary and fine art wondering what the retard with the pizza face and his daughter are up to.
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I can't understand why he would use his actual bloated, grizzled visage as his pfp. Especially this pic which is hardly more flattering than the wellness check one. He should go back to his cartoon plantation owner avi for the sake of everyone that has to see his tweets.
 
TheShedCollector said:
I just watched the original stream where this all started and I've completely changed my mind on the entire situation. What a scrawny, slimy, underhanded, snake in the grass, beta male faggot.

Whaaa she's my girlfriend
Whaa she's never slept with ralph
Whaa ralph is an abusive asshole

Ha ha ha when he opens the link and sees what it is you can hear all of the hope draining out of his body. You can hear the cope "He's trying to get my stream taken down" interjected with so much awkward silence. "That's not Faith". Fucking brilliant.

Only mistake Ralph made was not calling her a fucking whore and smiling for the camera.
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Look at the video bitch's ears and Faith's ears. I could be seeing shit but I'm pretty sure their ear shape is drastically different. Unless she had body mods done since getting with the gunt I'm not sure if it's fai fai or some random slag he found on like onlyfans or some shit.
 
gran_autismo said:
Here's one of the biggest things I don't get, if one of my imaginary children that I totally don't have needed therapy... I'd just use my insurance. Kids stay on your insurance until 26. I would not send them $10k to "get therapy". I would find an in-network therapist that did teletherapy, pay the invoice from the service provider and that would be that. Even specialists are doing teletherapy now because of the plague, it's pretty great. But this is the lore I've read so far and it totally confuses the shit out of me, maybe it was $10k for the ten days of intensive treatment she had to do and their trip out there? A decent hotel in summertime DC is not cheap.

God I'm glad this isn't my kid. I wouldn't trust one of my imaginary children with $1k of family money, much less $10k. Hope raising money for BLM and living in squalor with Reethan was worth it for her.
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Nothing suspicious here whatsoever. It's because Faith's parents are self employed. Insurance for the family could easily be upwards of $3000 dollars a month.

Under the "Affordable" care act in America, health insurance is on a sliding scale of monthly cost based on your income. Try buying your own insurance in America while making over 40k a year as a single person. It's garbage in most places. If you're self-employed, it's even worse, because you are forced to pay an insane amount. Usually what happens is the insurance company puts you into your own "insurance money pool" of only you and your employees. If you are a very small business or self employed, they pretty much rape you. $1000 is an average cost for insurance per PERSON for most small businesses or self- employed people.

Also, for non-Americans, or just anyone too young to remember: It wasn't like this before Obamacare.

So tl;dr no point to buy insurance, out of pocket was probably cheaper. It was probably offered at $3000-$6000 a month for the family or some shit.
 
PhoBingas said:
Look at the video bitch's ears and Faith's ears. I could be seeing shit but I'm pretty sure their ear shape is drastically different. Unless she had body mods done since getting with the gunt I'm not sure if it's fai fai or some random slag he found on like onlyfans or some shit.
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Even if it's not her, it did the same damage and if someone else, the person was similar enough. But the ear thing is tough because of angles, the filters used, etc. It was definitely ER though. And don't think he's not getting some now if he wasn't already. The old, 'I've saved you from the mental hospital, your family disowned you, you just have me. So if you don't want to be on the street, you'll take care of me for food and a roof over your head'. If it wasn't her then, it will be now. Not that she's not more than willing to.
 
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gran_autismo said:
"I'm not a faggot! You're a faggot!"
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Also that pfp, imagine being Faith standing in the middle of the free museum trying to take a flattering picture of Ralph while everyone else is enjoying the statuary and fine art wondering what the retard with the pizza face and his daughter are up to.
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He reminds me of Tarkin's pensive expression in this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNjhzW3fiNg&t=32s
 
TheShedCollector said:
I just watched the original stream where this all started and I've completely changed my mind on the entire situation. What a scrawny, slimy, underhanded, snake in the grass, beta male faggot.

Whaaa she's my girlfriend
Whaa she's never slept with ralph
Whaa ralph is an abusive asshole

Ha ha ha when he opens the link and sees what it is you can hear all of the hope draining out of his body. You can hear the cope "He's trying to get my stream taken down" interjected with so much awkward silence. "That's not Faith". Fucking brilliant.

Only mistake Ralph made was not calling her a fucking whore and smiling for the camera.
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Counterpoint: Over the last week he wised up. In those texts, she says all sorts of disparaging shit about Ralph and Ralph STILL took her back.
 
BadTakeCrucifier said:
Nothing suspicious here whatsoever. It's because Faith's parents are self employed. Insurance for the family could easily be upwards of $3000 dollars a month.

Under the "Affordable" care act in America, health insurance is on a sliding scale of monthly cost based on your income. Try buying your own insurance in America while making over 40k a year as a single person. It's garbage in most places. If you're self-employed, it's even worse, because you are forced to pay an insane amount. Usually what happens is the insurance company puts you into your own "insurance money pool" of only you and your employees. If you are a very small business or self employed, they pretty much rape you. $1000 is an average cost for insurance per PERSON for most small businesses or self- employed people.

Also, for non-Americans, or just anyone too young to remember: It wasn't like this before Obamacare.

So tl;dr no point to buy insurance, out of pocket was probably cheaper. It was probably offered at $3000-$6000 a month for the family or some shit.
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I just ran them through the california healthcare finder and you can get a silver plan for seven people (you pop in the ages, I guessed on the younger ones because I'm not that autistic), with a household income of $100,000 per year (no idea if this is right), for $1,300/month. If you want a bronze plan it can drop as low as $558/month. Bronze plans are hell though, the deductible was $12,600. Fuck that shit. You only go bronze if you're a single adult with no health problems and need hospitalization covered if your appendix explodes or something.

Faith was online a lot earlier this year begging for money saying she needed to go to the doctor but couldn't, but she also said her mother was diagnosed with some autoimmune/thyroid thing so they probably have insurance. Most doctors aren't going to see a patient that pays out of pocket these days (dentists, eye doctors and therapists don't mind it as much fortunately.) I'd say they're responsible people with health insurance, Faith tells tall tales to get attention and money and they probably had big bills for her visit to the crazy house that may have been out of network or didn't get covered fully by the insurance.
 
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Rabid Weasels said:
The petty drama in that shack is about to go through the roof. She's 18. She needs a phone and she cant get it for herself and so she will end up with another line on the main gunt account. But based on her past behavior, he wont let her have any autonomy and will demand access to all accounts. She just fled her family to a situation where she will likely have even less independence. She is sneaky, overly dramatic and possibly on serious psychiatric meds. Poor elderly Mrs Ralph is never going to get a peaceful nights sleep again in her life.
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This is an unironic hot take. Gunt will add an iPhone to his plan....as soon as she logs into fb/gmail etc he will have access to all her shit. Same goes for texts and even location. Ralph’s skin is so fucking thin he will look at her shit as often as he looks at this site.

Even if he trusted her he would do this. Can imagine how autistic he will get about her shit now.

unfortunately for him ... this is the type of shit you can’t huff or nibble on.

Have fun with your new cell phone you goofy bitch.
 
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Vickers doubters BTFO
 
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Some people be like "based matt"
Some people be like "nooooo he's a heccing flaggearoonie!!! he's a heccing bad fella"

I just want to laugh for God's sake
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Based Matt is just a joke afaik, but I think the point is that whatever Matt did was over two years ago now. Who cares, it's just irrelevant, people make mistakes - he took his licks and moved on. Good for him. Ethan would expect the same after trying and failing to hit a cop.
 
From Jarbo's stream with Chris this clip, timecode to the most important part:


TL;DW
  • Ear Juice asks if Chris ever received nude photographs of Faith when she was underage.
  • Chris confirmed that when he was 21, he received indecent images of Faith when she was 15 as well as 16.
  • Chris talks about it as, "A stupid thing I did when I was 21."
  • When asked by another caller why he didn't break it off as soon as that happened he said, "Because at the time I thought she was the one."
  • When called out on this, Chris says, "I'm not looking for a justification," that he tried to tell her to stop sending him nude photos but, "she kept pushing and pushing."
 
Glade Candles said:
From Jarbo's stream with Chris this clip, timecode to the most important part:


TL;DW
  • Ear Juice asks if Chris ever received nude photographs of Faith when she was underage.
  • Chris confirmed that when he was 21, he received indecent images of Faith when she was 15 as well as 16.
  • Chris talks about it as, "A stupid thing I did when I was 21."
  • When asked by another caller why he didn't break it off as soon as that happened he said, "Because at the time I thought she was the one."
  • When called out on this, Chris says, "I'm not looking for a justification," that he tried to tell her to stop sending him nude photos but, "she kept pushing and pushing."
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It's the "but the kid seduced me" defense but actually legit this time. What a time to be alive.
 
Glade Candles said:
From Jarbo's stream with Chris this clip, timecode to the most important part:


TL;DW
  • Ear Juice asks if Chris ever received nude photographs of Faith when she was underage.
  • Chris confirmed that when he was 21, he received indecent images of Faith when she was 15 as well as 16.
  • Chris talks about it as, "A stupid thing I did when I was 21."
  • When asked by another caller why he didn't break it off as soon as that happened he said, "Because at the time I thought she was the one."
  • When called out on this, Chris says, "I'm not looking for a justification," that he tried to tell her to stop sending him nude photos but, "she kept pushing and pushing."
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The one thing I noticed about Matt's call in stream is the people calling in sounded normal. Compare it to Ralph's call in audience even before the implementation of "Gold Star Callers".
 
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