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northstar747 said:
many years ago Darkpreist tried to do another AMA about making porn and it got derailed because porn is rape and expoltation etc.

Then I look in E/N and see this

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3935680

where the fuck are the moral fage
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e/n was one of the more entertaining subs back when you were allowed to mock the OP.

Leonard Helplessness said:
Upon the FOIA letter getting posted on the forums, goons have seized the opportunity:

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The QCS thread is mostly mockery with a few people seriously advocating for this. See attached for the thread as it currently stands.
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Something Awful said:
Someone made a thread about the Scooby-Doo cartoons in TVIV. Guess what subject the conversation turns to IMMEDIATELY. :)

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SA has convinced me that kids raised on 24/7 cartoon networks will be the downfall of western civilization because all these weirdos are sexually attracted to cartoons, think about who cartoons would fuck and desperately need to see their own empty lives reflected in 2-D characters made for children.

There were a few furries and weirdos twenty years ago, thanks to increasing cartoon watching time but it wasn’t that big of an issue. What the rise of the 24/7 cartoon channels is doing to kids brains and sexual imprinting is scary, as goons so vividly illustrate. Keeping cartoons to a once a week thing on Saturday mornings was a good thing, not bad.

If kids watch more than 3 hours of animation daily they will end up wanting to mate with Paw Patrol dogs.

Or end up desperately buying cow costumes for whores they either scare off or have to pay $500 an hour to go along with their creepy, weird fantasy.

At least in the past the things that ended up imprinting on young minds that developed into kinks were at least feasible - feet, spanking, big boobs, being fat, big asses, scat, playing doctor, etc... You’re going to be one miserable human if your greatest sexual desire revolves entirely around fucking things that don’t exist.
 
spinal gas chamber said:
Looking at the leper’s colony, are you really “wanted here” if you get banned? Lol

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This account (requires login) has not yet re-registered since getting banned off the forums. How unfortunate. Given how prone the staff are to reading this thread, they might decide to remove the "banned" icon to make it look like Ambaire reregistered, so as to pretend that Ambaire is alive and well and they don't immediately ban suicidal goons in order to avoid looking at them.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
SA has convinced me that kids raised on 24/7 cartoon networks will be the downfall of western civilization because all these weirdos are sexually attracted to cartoons, think about who cartoons would fuck and desperately need to see their own empty lives reflected in 2-D characters made for children.

There were a few furries and weirdos twenty years ago, thanks to increasing cartoon watching time but it wasn’t that big of an issue. What the rise of the 24/7 cartoon channels is doing to kids brains and sexual imprinting is scary, as goons so vividly illustrate. Keeping cartoons to a once a week thing on Saturday mornings was a good thing, not bad.

If kids watch more than 3 hours of animation daily they will end up wanting to mate with Paw Patrol dogs.

Or end up desperately buying cow costumes for whores they either scare off or have to pay $500 an hour to go along with their creepy, weird fantasy.

At least in the past the things that ended up imprinting on young minds that developed into kinks were at least feasible - feet, spanking, big boobs, being fat, big asses, scat, playing doctor, etc... You’re going to be one miserable human if your greatest sexual desire revolves entirely around fucking things that don’t exist.
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The problem is not media being consumed. Well, not exactly. The problem is that they ONLY have consumed media and very little in the way of life experiences.

To overly simply tl;dr when you are confronted by a situation, your brain does what it is supposed to and searches for previous experiences to apply to what's going on. When the situation is novel, your brain will fall back to "any information is good information" and will use observed information to try to formulate a course of action.

The issue is now with helicopter parents and every social interaction being rigorously monitored for safety lest the organizer be sued, there is very limited social information for millenial-on-down brains to fall back to, and so they fall back observed information - that is, media they've consumed. If you force kids to actually go out and get real world experience, as messy as it is, they have real, lived experiences for their minds reach back to. they also learn that failure isn't fun, but isn't the end of the world.

I could, but don't want to, go on about porn, only to say the tl;dr there is Cenobites* - when left in just a world of solely mental stimulation, one searches out more novel stimuli.


*See what I did there? That's what I'm talking about.
 
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I think inner party members monitoring and moderating each offsite discord simply isn't enough. What if users make secret discords? What then?

Each SA user shall subscribe to a new keylogging service (that employs minorities exclusively), their offsite behavior will be scrutinized and only then will they be allowed into select discords.

Each discord shall have a moderation team of at least one PoC, one non binary and one trans user. They cannot all be the same person.
 
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TurdFondler said:
I think inner party members monitoring and moderating each offsite discord simply isn't enough. What if users make secret discords? What then?

Each SA user shall subscribe to a new keylogging service (that employs minorities exclusively), their offsite behavior will be scrutinized and only then will they be allowed into select discords.

Each discord shall have a moderation team of at least one PoC, one non binary and one trans user. They cannot all be the same person.
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If you commit any thoughtcrime, it's off to the gulag for you then.
 
School of Fish said:
If you commit any thoughtcrime, it's off to the gulag for you then.
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Much too actionable and direct for a cabal of workshy commie faggots.

Perpetrators of thought crime will be subjected to a never ending series of increasingly absurd mock trials, held via discord. Each trial will see members of the defense and prosecution change places at random as the troons accuse one another of being nazis.

The sentence, if the trials ever conclude, will be public self criticism (above and beyond the public self criticism everyone has been doing for the duration of the trials, of course).
 
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