🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Instapot said:
I'm glad you've decided to change because I'm not going to lie, you use to be a huge faggot.
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@Kraut still is and always will be a huge faggot. Do you honestly think that that low iq Austrian has managed to change. (call him low iq because he used people and labeled them as professionals/scientists in a server for his "research"/dox on videos that probably cleaned bus windows with their tongues... i.e. Lizz Reptile and Based Mama.). Kraut has zero difference from Ralph (both are small minded and petty revengaholics with thin skin). He associates with Tonka in order to extract his revenge on the IBS crowd that found him trying to dox and that caused his expulsion from the group. Not sure if Kraut is aiming at some game with Tonka to et tu brute him or he is honestly that stupid to forget that Tonka was one of the main people "ruining his internet career" and image. Don't fool yourself with thinking that Kraut being on your side of things at this time as some type of redemption or tabula rasa for him. This is what retards like Tonka, Ralph and Andy do. If you hate the person they hate and shit on them. They think that the you are alright now. Kraut is still the petty hand wrenching mustached villain that he used to be (that's just how I see him in my minds eye, very childrens cartoon villain. you know unbelievable incompetent). He is just useful for your goals at the moment.

Kraut still follows those old rules of combat the skeptards did circa 2016. They enemy of my enemy is my friend and I will sell out anyone in order to gain some popularity.

Just fucking move on Kraut and make your videos and do that. You think your "intellectual" fucking crowd gives two shits about this stupid internet drama? No... They wanna still hear the same argument made in 2016 about muslim migrants raping and killing white girls in Europe (for a retard that hated the alt right enough to want to dox them, you sure used to share a lot of their talking points). Do that and make your money. Stop acting like a jilted woman pissed that her man left her 3+ years ago for another chick that had a tighter pussy.

Lemmingwise said:
Explain how that's a threat.
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Because Kraut like Bryan Dunn is a histrionic moron that looks for anything to clutch his pearls to. He makes claims like this all the time to justify going after someone or join the lynch mob. Basically lies to fit in or gain sympathy for his shitty behavior.

Don't get me wrong. Gator is a massive cuck for Ralph, but let's not forget that Kraut is a massive liar. Sometimes I can't tell if Kraut is intentionally lying or is that profoundly retarded like Bryan Dunn.
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
Is it really a fight if you don't fight back?

That's kinda my point though. Gaytor and Failya both sat off camera and acted tough, but when you realise they're both overweight, goofy looking doughballs who would probably struggle to maintain a normal amount of eye contact while paying for a drink at a bar (not that Gaytor could do that anyway), it's clear that's all an act.

Ethan would beat up Gaytor simply because he's soft. He had the shape of a fucking pear.
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From what I remember of the aim stream, Failure was like some tank in an RPG. He just sort of waddled in the way of those guys approaching the other two and was just a mound of nothing. Also fuck Failure but he picked an incredibly accurate name.

Ralph V Gator would be interesting. As stated before, Ralph's state of drunkenness would determine his fighting power. Strangely enough, it also determines how much of his shit Gator puts up with. The drunker Ralph gets the more Gator gets nervous and angry at him. Referring back to the Ralph Battle Bell curve, the red line represents Gator's chances to win. He looses shortly after Ralphs second swig of makers mark and pulls out ahead after he's downed two thirds of a handle.

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IAMAPHATPOS said:
When Ralph said you can't reach the pussy, flam should of hit him with the "well at least I can see and reach my cock... Ralph would of exploaded
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We need to arm @Flamenco with better insults and radicalize him, rather like the US did to the Afghan rebels or the USSR did to the North Vietnamese in the Cold War.

This will result in the collapse of the Evil Guntpire.
 
Is the matrix glitching?? the same sequence of events that happened before stream.me got shuttered is happening with dlive.
doxing of employees, flagging of restreamers and stream deals with Ice Poseidon
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
We need to arm @Flamenco with better insults and radicalize him, rather like the US did to the Afghan rebels or the USSR did to the North Vietnamese in the Cold War.

This will result in the collapse of the Evil Guntpire.
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If @Flamenco wants a crash course in causing a guntsplosion, he should watch the first five or six seasons of the trailer park boys and write down any insults the boys sling towards Randy and his gut, then do a find for Randy and replace with Ethan.

The insults don't need to be original to get under the tender gunt skin already stretched to its limit, and they will have a nice secondary synchronicity with Ashton's threats of a shit tornado coming down. Like pottery
 
Carrion said:
Is the matrix glitching?? the same sequence of events that happened before stream.me got shuttered is happening with dlive.
doxing of employees, flagging of restreamers and stream deals with Ice Poseidon
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This is my first post on this site - I could only lurk in the Gunt's thread for so long. Personally I suspect that Dlive will not last the rest of this year. Considering the Killstream is one of its largest channels (and rarely cracks 1k views), and has instigated via Ralph's obnoxious behaviour an autistic total war both on their platform and elsewhere leading to the doxxing of many of Dlive's staff, I think the lemon scam is almost up.

What will Ralph do then? Is there a viable alternative? How much of what remains of his audience will bother to follow his stale show? I think he really needs to get his life in order for a 9-5 job because between this and the recent Patreon blowout he looks kinda fucked to me.
 
Delicious Diversity said:
What will Ralph do then? Is there a viable alternative? How much of what remains of his audience will bother to follow his stale show? I think he really needs to get his life in order for a 9-5 job because between this and the recent Patreon blowout he looks kinda fucked to me.
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Xander/Dispatch needs to post his terms for Ralph's surrender in return for being allowed to stream on Bitwave.

Also, Phantom Organization is live

 
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This is my first post on this site - I could only lurk in the Gunt's thread for so long. Personally I suspect that Dlive will not last the rest of this year. Considering the Killstream is one of its largest channels (and rarely cracks 1k views), and has instigated via Ralph's obnoxious behaviour an autistic total war both on their platform and elsewhere leading to the doxxing of many of Dlive's staff, I think the lemon scam is almost up.

What will Ralph do then? Is there a viable alternative? How much of what remains of his audience will bother to follow his stale show? I think he really needs to get his life in order for a 9-5 job because between this and the recent Patreon blowout he looks kinda fucked to me.
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One thing to remember is that the views on all Dlive streams are grossly inflated. Ralph probably has closer to 300 or 400 unique viewers per night. The site hardly has more traffic than Bitwave.
 
Gustav Schuchardt said:
Xander/Dispatch needs to post his terms for Ralph's surrender in return for being allowed to stream on Bitwave.

Also, Phantom Organization is live

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9UZGuxeIseQ
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Hah, I doubt he would kiss the ring of Xander and beg his forgiveness, his ego is too big for that. But perhaps I underestimate his grift ethic? I guess if it keeps the money and alcohol flowing he might prostrate himself to get on Bitwave, although I can't imagine the community there would give him a warm welcome.
 
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@Kraut did braving ruin ever resurface? I don't think a single person who pounced on you even sustained their relevance.
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Ruin claims that people were fucking with him hard core irl and blamed kraut to some extent last I saw.

Considering his disappearance doesn't make sense from an online drama or views perspective...
 
Guntkvd said:
@Kraut did braving ruin ever resurface? I don't think a single person who pounced on you even sustained their relevance.
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Being systematically repressed by every tech/media platform and having antifa/skeptics try to get you fired for your speech makes it hard for people to "sustain their relevance".

EDIT: Lol I'm a fucking idiot and I mixed up the names "Braving Ruin" with "Rage After Storm". Idk why but I've mixed those two names up a few times before too. Yeah, I know nothing about what happened to Braving Ruin or Kraut's interactions with BR.
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
This is my first post on this site - I could only lurk in the Gunt's thread for so long. Personally I suspect that Dlive will not last the rest of this year. Considering the Killstream is one of its largest channels (and rarely cracks 1k views), and has instigated via Ralph's obnoxious behaviour an autistic total war both on their platform and elsewhere leading to the doxxing of many of Dlive's staff, I think the lemon scam is almost up.

What will Ralph do then? Is there a viable alternative? How much of what remains of his audience will bother to follow his stale show? I think he really needs to get his life in order for a 9-5 job because between this and the recent Patreon blowout he looks kinda fucked to me.
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I really hope DLive does not fold. Not for Ralph's benefit rather at least one streamer I really enjoy is there and his Dlive show is far more fun than his YT one because he does not self-censor. He can go back to YT but I think he is having more fun on Dlive. He pulls a lot more viewers than the gunt btw and does a much better job covering the news.

Ralph is basically unemployable at this point. Amazon would probably hire him even with the felony but he would have a heart attack day one.

WalMart would probably put him at the door to check receipts.

Fast food is out because he has no self-control and would start pulling food out of the trash.

No one is going to pick him up as a journalist because he has the writing skills of a fourth grader.

Even if he tried to temp they are going to ask about the felony and what happened. If he gets beyond that they are going to ask what he has been doing. Oh I was hosting my own late night show called The Kill Stream. We got kicked off YouTube. Once they check a clip Ralph is done there.

I think he will probably try to lean on The Ralph Retort(still not up by the way) but with his show gone the base for it will dry up incredibly fast.

Now, if Ralph had spent just a little bit of time and energy improving his writing and pushing the site this entire time he could have a reasonable audience and probably find a way to monetize but he did not.

Best case for him is finding someone else who is willing to let him risk their YT channel until that falls through, rinse, and repeat. He will do this until every bridge is burned and every dollar spent at which point paper plates will seem like the most extravagant of luxuries.

The child bride will seek meth-ier pastures and Ralph will be left alone in a house soon to be foreclosed on. With little booze money he will descend the shelves until he is drinking engine cleaner to keep withdrawal at bay. Finally his stomach lining will disintegrate and his bloated corpse will be found weeks after his death when his neighbors report a worse than usual smell emanating from his hovel.

The bank will take the house and sell it. The new owners will bulldoze the building and put a nice new home in its place leaving no marker that it ever existed just as Ralph's body will be burned and unceremoniously disposed off. All that will remain is a 404 error and clips of the Gunt sucking down stale coke as a chaser and laughing like a dolphin. None will mourn.

Damn that got dark...I should have some coffee or something.
 
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Lore Master said:
@Kraut still is and always will be a huge faggot. Do you honestly think that that low iq Austrian has managed to change. (call him low iq because he used people and labeled them as professionals/scientists in a server for his "research"/dox on videos that probably cleaned bus windows with their tongues... i.e. Lizz Reptile and Based Mama.). Kraut has zero difference from Ralph (both are small minded and petty revengaholics with thin skin). He associates with Tonka in order to extract his revenge on the IBS crowd that found him trying to dox and that caused his expulsion from the group. Not sure if Kraut is aiming at some game with Tonka to et tu brute him or he is honestly that stupid to forget that Tonka was one of the main people "ruining his internet career" and image. Don't fool yourself with thinking that Kraut being on your side of things at this time as some type of redemption or tabula rasa for him. This is what retards like Tonka, Ralph and Andy do. If you hate the person they hate and shit on them. They think that the you are alright now. Kraut is still the petty hand wrenching mustached villain that he used to be (that's just how I see him in my minds eye, very childrens cartoon villain. you know unbelievable incompetent). He is just useful for your goals at the moment.

Kraut still follows those old rules of combat the skeptards did circa 2016. They enemy of my enemy is my friend and I will sell out anyone in order to gain some popularity.

Just fucking move on Kraut and make your videos and do that. You think your "intellectual" fucking crowd gives two shits about this stupid internet drama? No... They wanna still hear the same argument made in 2016 about muslim migrants raping and killing white girls in Europe (for a retard that hated the alt right enough to want to dox them, you sure used to share a lot of their talking points). Do that and make your money. Stop acting like a jilted woman pissed that her man left her 3+ years ago for another chick that had a tighter pussy.



Because Kraut like Bryan Dunn is a histrionic moron that looks for anything to clutch his pearls to. He makes claims like this all the time to justify going after someone or join the lynch mob. Basically lies to fit in or gain sympathy for his shitty behavior.

Don't get me wrong. Gator is a massive cuck for Ralph, but let's not forget that Kraut is a massive liar. Sometimes I can't tell if Kraut is intentionally lying or is that profoundly retarded like Bryan Dunn.
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Well he's self aware of his past gunty like behaviors, so yeah I think he is capable of change. Sometimes being taken down a peg or 2 puts people in reality. It's the difference between Kraut and Ethan at the moment. Kraut seems to have have learned that, but Ralph continues to be a cow in every meaning of the word.
 
FakeNewsAnchor said:
Being systematically repressed by every tech/media platform and having antifa/skeptics try to get you fired for your speech makes it hard for people to "sustain their relevance".
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Braving barely made any videos for months, embarrassingly tried to small talk metokur on twitter while lying about Kraut and ironically accidentally doxing him in process.
 
Lemmingwise said:
I mean he's clearly obsessed, but I thought you said he made threats?

I've also gone through the entire search and you've missed maybe 20 tweets and none of these are a threat or telling you to get off the internet.

So much for that kraut redemption arc.
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the "e-celeb redemption arc" is a myth
there are no redemption arcs, only redemption drops
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