🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Squire of Gothos said:
The saddest part in all this is Ralph is probably learning more about his high school bride reading this thread than she's told him about... what a disaster!!

Also speaking of Faith, I didn't see her in the stream Ralph did earlier... did he leave her at home with his mother? I wonder what she does all day when he isn't around... probably playing with her black Sims family:
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C Y B E R C O A L B U R N E R ! ! !
Ralph is so beta he gets cucked by imaginary black men. *cue Dame Pesos laugh*
 
Sasquatch82 said:
She hasn't been in the room for the last two Killstreams either
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Is this the equivalent of forgetting to crack a window and leave a water tray when you leave your dog in the car?

Maybe she's in the basement as punishment for when he walked in and found her reading his thread and SHE was a-logging him under a sock account after a petty argument over blankets or who gets the last can of ravioli.
 
Sasquatch82 said:
She hasn't been in the room for the last two Killstreams either
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Anyone know if she's been around since the stuff with Adezero went down? The relationship with Ade was pretty public, do you think Ralph was telling Faith that they were broken up and Faith found out from Ade's post that Ralph was lying to her? Ralph has seemed pretty disheveled the last couple Killstreams so it could mean trouble in paradise!
 
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Sasquatch82 said:
Now that you mention it, I believe the last stream she was on was the day before Ade’s submission...

#faithescape ?
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Well looking back at Ade's post I think these parts may have caused Faith to get angry:
adezero said:
When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).

Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.

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He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.

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I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.

I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.
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I'm sure when Ralph eventually announces the break up the KiwiFarms will once again get blamed even though it's Ralph's fault for lying to all these women in the first place and being sloppy about covering it up.
 
LaurenLauren said:
My firend, many things in life are surprising and unintuitive. Riemann mapping theorem and the fact that you can have a gunt like that and still have sex are just a couple of them.
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In all my years of studying math I've come across many concepts that confused me or that were unintuitive. The Riemann mapping theorem was never one of them, nor was one as perplexing as the idea of Ralph having sex.
 
Squire of Gothos said:
Well looking back at Ade's post I think these parts may have caused Faith to get angry:

I'm sure when Ralph eventually announces the break up the KiwiFarms will once again get blamed even though it's Ralph's fault for lying to all these women in the first place and being sloppy about covering it up.
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There's also this

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Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.
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Meow! So catty!
 
Sasquatch82 said:
She hasn't been in the room for the last two Killstreams either
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That ain't surprising chief. We know he browses the thread, most likely when on air. There's a whole lot of mean things said about Fai Fai in here for her severely underdeveloped self esteem to deal with
 
instythot said:
That ain't surprising chief. We know he browses the thread, most likely when on air. There's a whole lot of mean things said about Fai Fai in here for her severely underdeveloped self esteem to deal with
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I'd say as far as the Farms go people have gone pretty easy on her. Sometimes people laugh at her tits or her teeth but we all know those are expensive to fix; most just want her the fuck out of the Memphian Traphouse as soon as possible.
 
High Tea said:
Was he trying to bat down the shirt so the gunt didn't appear or it needed readjustment? Or is he just so used to shoving crumbs off his shirt that it's a habit?
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It's always to protect the Gunt. That singular moment will haunt Ralph forever. His ego was destroyed by it; the mere appearance of it created several schisms in his community.

It is always about protecting the Gunt at all costs. If it were to see the light again, it could destroy Ralph.
 
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