🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Just putting it out there, she probably does call Ralph Daddy during sex and he likes it.
Funny you say that...
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But she is a switch so maybe Ralph is calling her mommy:
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But then again it's probably more like this:
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This kind of twist and knee pressure can’t be healthy for a man his size.
Fucking Jacob Wohl. I can never not think of him as the sniveling ass from There Will Be Blood. Why the fuck does he associate with Ralph again?

Also,
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"I. drink. your. Maker's Mark. I DRINK IT UP!"
 
There's no half way with him. As soon as you upset him, he goes nuclear. That was pretty harsh stuff. Plus what he said about Josh's mom. I've noticed that when he gets pissed he gets really aggressive with his speech, interrupting and trying to maintain an edge momentum to keep the other person defensive. He did it in that clip and another well known example is with Dispatch when he just starts yelling and screaming to keep control of the argument. Hair trigger temper. Good luck Faith.
 
When you find videos of Faith pegging Ethan and post them here can you do me a favor and spoiler them?
I think she's way too anxious to ever videotape herself having sex with anyone which is good because a gunt sextape would permanently scar us all. The most sexually suggestive images I could really find were these from these Tweets (which was a few days after it's been alleged Ralph and her broke up in late April):
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A few things I always find funny with Ralph.

He will always claim he could beat people up because he's obese. I really don't see why he thinks that, he's slow, he can barely move and just because he has fat armor doesn't mean punching him would hurt less, or that he can punch harder. All you need to realistically do against Ralph is be carefull he doesn't get on top of you.
He really reminds me of DarksydePhil, who claimed he could beat up Mike Tyson because now he's too slow and Phil would just go for his legs. I shit you not, he was being serious.

Also another Ralph needs to realise that if he can get pussy, anyone can.
He has to be aware he isn't dating some prime birds, he's dating bargain bin bog-standard fat or mentally ill girls noone else wants.

Which wanker thinks these birds are good looking?

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I mean come on, these mental gymnastics and projecting he's doing is just pathetic.
I've been giving this some thought as well. I think it really speaks to how immature and stunted he is. It makes me think of being in elementary school when fat kids could throw their weight around. Since we were all dumb little kits with not much muscle mass or fighting skills, typically the fatter kids were indeed stronger, simply from carrying all that weight around and were generally quite good at fighting if it came down to it. Ralph still thinks this is the case for adults and that simply being fat gives you an advantage over "skinny" people. The funny part is, in reality he has much less muscle mass than even the twerpiest of skellingtons due to his poor diet, alcoholism, and extremely extremely sedentary lifestyle. Having never worked a job(afaik) probably doesn't help either.

He literally has the mentality of an elementary school aged kid when it comes to fighting.
 
I've met enough crazy bitches in life to know that style, the "fuck me daddy" look. If only a psychologist could deconstruct these two, the rabbit hole would be both unsurprising and fascinating. Just putting it out there, she probably does call Ralph Daddy during sex and he likes it.
EDIT - Forgot to mention she probably likes be choked and smacked around during sex too.
I refuse to believe that ralph is even physically capable of having sex. It just doesn't make sense.
 
Bahahaha. I haven't been able to sperg out as much today as I would've liked and I came back to this shit:

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Jacob Wohl, a 22 year old man, looks like a politician meeting with an ex-felon and/or hiphop music enthusiast to discuss their concerns in an election year. Ralph, a 35 year old man, possesses the body (and yet sadly none of the grace) of a snowman. LOOK AT HOW THIN HIS LEGS AND ARMS ARE IN PROPORTION TO HIS TRUNK! His shoes are smoother than the armwrests of his struggling gamer chair. He maintains the same position for over 40 minutes with minimal movement and says nothing of note, offers no challenge, and lets Wohl run the show. Absolute nectar.
 
Bahahaha. I haven't been able to sperg out as much today as I would've liked and I came back to this shit:

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Jacob Wohl, a 22 year old man, looks like a politician meeting with an ex-felon and/or hiphop music enthusiast to discuss their concerns in an election year. Ralph, a 35 year old man, possesses the body (and yet sadly none of the grace) of a snowman. LOOK AT HOW THIN HIS LEGS AND ARMS ARE IN PROPORTION TO HIS TRUNK! His shoes are smoother than the armwrests of his struggling gamer chair. He maintains the same position for over 40 minutes with minimal movement and says nothing of note, offers no challenge, and lets Wohl run the show. Absolute nectar.
I'm shocked he can get his leg up like that.
 
My firend, many things in life are surprising and unintuitive. Riemann mapping theorem and the fact that you can have a gunt like that and still have sex are just a couple of them.
It's true, he's got those tiny underdeveloped legs. I bet all he has to do is flop on his back and pull the gunt out of the way until she's on it and he can stop doing any work whatsoever. Then again he might tackle someone from behind and plop the gunt on their back but I doubt those little spindly arms can lift much more than a fork or a bottle at this point.
 
My firend, many things in life are surprising and unintuitive. Riemann mapping theorem and the fact that you can have a gunt like that and still have sex are just a couple of them.
i dont think he has sex though, she laughed when it was mentioned and his wife spent years over seas, plus he got waaay too defensive at pegging jokes even for him, no any relations will be done anally or in his gunt crease

Shit, you got me there.
well the gunt retort is now the most successful stream on dlive featuring ethan ralph, its good to toss charity even to the wretches when youre on top
 
Do you guys remember when ralph said he could beat up ppp? That he's stronger, faster, and more skilled in the martial arts than PPP.

Isn't PPP like 6'4" or something?
 
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