🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.
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That video is hilarious and unnerving at the same time for me. its hilarious in that the Gunt is getting mad over banter but the level of derisiveness he shows toward flamenco and how fast he changes is fucking unnerving. Hopefully Faith doesn't push his buttons.
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Dax is not his father figure, he's the "cool" uncle who lets you drink booze and look at his porno mags.
We all know who Ralph's real father figure was after ol' Ronnie's (alleged) passing and he's pining for the fjords as well.
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Have you seen how scared of him she's in the storyfire videos? I wouldn't be surprised if he already hit her, but he has definitely gotten way too loud and threatened her with something.
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im going to go out on a limb and say since ralph doesnt own guns (felon) that he probably lacks the attributes necessary to present a physical threat to faith unless he does something premeditated. idk though she may gunt post one day and drive ralph over the edge to blood lust
EDIT lol imagine your midget grape headed bf getting mad you made a tubby joke and suddenly he draws his cheap sword and charges with a "YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME?"
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All he has to do is roll over in his sleep and she is done for.
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A few things I always find funny with Ralph.
He will always claim he could beat people up because he's obese. I really don't see why he thinks that, he's slow, he can barely move and just because he has fat armor doesn't mean punching him would hurt less, or that he can punch harder. All you need to realistically do against Ralph is be carefull he doesn't get on top of you.
He really reminds me of DarksydePhil, who claimed he could beat up Mike Tyson because now he's too slow and Phil would just go for his legs. I shit you not, he was being serious.
Also another Ralph needs to realise that if he can get pussy, anyone can.
He has to be aware he isn't dating some prime birds, he's dating bargain bin bog-standard fat or mentally ill girls noone else wants.
Which wanker thinks these birds are good looking?
I mean come on, these mental gymnastics and projecting he's doing is just pathetic.
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oh my god hes egg shaped! its like watching chomo humpty dumpty stroll by, sauntering as well as his unbalanced body can carry him. I think its funny what would be a viewed and actually profitable stream he just leaves on a platform that is divorced from his own content and any monetization. i also think its funny that he hasnt stepped back from wohl considering the circumstances
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He has no reach with his stumpy little T-Rex arms. Most people could literally push him over without his greasy fingers ever coming close to touching them. He'd probably roll down hill like a beach ball.
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Another in a long line of successes.
TheRalphRetort.com is still not up.
I know maybe I am obsessing over this a little bit but as a business owner/dev this agitates the fuck out of me.
Throw up a fucking static page. Fucking park it with the domain host. It takes two fucking seconds to get apache going. Holy shit man.
A three step guide on how to setup apache and ten lines of HTML would be better than this garbage.
Okay maybe the site does not generate revenue but come on man have some pride in your brand.
TheRalphRetort.com is still not up.
I know maybe I am obsessing over this a little bit but as a business owner/dev this agitates the fuck out of me.
Throw up a fucking static page. Fucking park it with the domain host. It takes two fucking seconds to get apache going. Holy shit man.
A three step guide on how to setup apache and ten lines of HTML would be better than this garbage.
Okay maybe the site does not generate revenue but come on man have some pride in your brand.
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Is that tree in the background an option? I could carve a hollow into that, or do I have to pick between the two?
He's either delusional or hasn't been in a fight since middle school. I would love to see the gunt attempt to fight someone. It would end with Ethan having a heart attack.
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This isn't the DSP thread so I'm not going to sperg about how Mike Tyson is criminally under rated when people talk about the greatest boxers of all time, but he fucking is.
Thing about Ralph in a fight depends entirely on how drunk he is. It's actually a bell curve. Ralph when in tact but with some liquid courage can probably take a few people in a fight. Sober Ralph is hankering for a drink and is scared, obliterated Ralph is immobile. Here is said bell curve to explain to our visual learners.
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This is hilarious. Our big little casanova, the duelist, a man with more hair on his gunt than wit having a internet tough guy moment.
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Gunt smothers Faith with his greasy gunt.
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What are you talking about? Faith is quite fetching!
You know I have to say it's really weird that a girl who's so anti-pedo makes such an effort to post selfies of herself looking as young as possible and dating a man nearly as old as her father. Really odd to be honest with you guys, says a lot about her especially with her ex being an adult and her still being a minor when they were dating... it's almost like she gets some kind of sick rise from it...
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Nora kinda looks like a midget. Is she a midget?
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I've met enough crazy bitches in life to know that style, the "fuck me daddy" look. If only a psychologist could deconstruct these two, the rabbit hole would be both unsurprising and fascinating. Just putting it out there, she probably does call Ralph Daddy during sex and he likes it.
EDIT - Forgot to mention she probably likes be choked and smacked around during sex too.
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This is true intellectualism, it takes a galaxy brain to defeat a galaxy gunt.
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