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If you want to be haunted by your loved one for the rest of your life - do this.
🍗 Deathfat Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser
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Add some ground beef and beans, then top it with cheese and cook it up as a casserole. No one would be able to distinguish it from any other meal Amy served.
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Don’t forget TWO entire cans of French fried onions.
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Holy shit!!! I misread the top line to read ‘Amy Ramadan is dead’
It made me feel ‘some kinda way’. Certainly not happy, but not sad. Just weird.
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Is there any remote possibility that this bitch is not gripped by full-blown diabetes? I know so many people who are only moderately overweight and still have it. It seems impossible that she doesn’t. But IANAD.
I also wonder how she sleeps through the night (I mean afternoon) without pain. She’s in her 40s and is carrying an extra 300+ pounds on her bones. I’m around the same age, less than half her weight (and several inches taller), and can still be awakened by back pain or creaky joints from time to time. Is she taking massive doses of opioids or sleep meds to knock herself out or what?
I also wonder how she sleeps through the night (I mean afternoon) without pain. She’s in her 40s and is carrying an extra 300+ pounds on her bones. I’m around the same age, less than half her weight (and several inches taller), and can still be awakened by back pain or creaky joints from time to time. Is she taking massive doses of opioids or sleep meds to knock herself out or what?
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She likes to say she has just a little diabetes. The barely beetus. Just a small dainty bit of the ole type 2. And she gives the kids Benadryl to knock them out so she probably does something similar to herself.
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Oh yeah, that’s something else that CPS should look at. When adults or children rely on diphenhydramine or cetirizine long-term, it has really negative impact on cognitive function. It’s not like the kids have extra IQ points to spare.
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She definitely mentioned having two strokes and when she talked about her alleged first stroke, she made it sound massive. A mini stroke as we've mentioned here before, is simply a short period of time when blood flow to the brain or maybe spinal cord or retina is blocked and this can cause temporary stroke like symptoms. It usually only lasts for a few minutes and it never causes brain damage. But in her video she said that it caused her to be out of commission for 9 months and that she needed therapy to learn to walk and talk again.
Probably only reason that she's admitted now that she only had the one mini stroke is because someone posted an old message of hers where she talked about having a mini stroke years ago, so she's trying to make it sound as if she never talked about it as if it were a major stroke. She is such a moronic liar and she wonders why people don't like her.
*Edit to avoid a double post* Speaking of lying. She said that people had been asking her where she got her keychains. Has anyone ever asked anyone where they got a keychain? Even if hers weren't cheap, ugly little things that no one would give two shits about, when would people even see them? It's a keychain, something a person normally keeps in their purse or their pocket until they're walking to their car or unlocking the front door of their house. I wouldn't doubt that she holds them while she's shopping and jangles them as people walk by in order to get attention, but no one is just casually stopping her and asking "Oh wow, where did you get that amazing keychain?
And that 50 dollar memorial keychain with 10 dollar shipping? Is she out of her mind?
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I dole out my Semper Fidelis ratings like Scrooge on Christmas, but Strorbry gets one every recap. Omega man has earned a few himself. The quality of the jokes is pretty high in this thread, considering we are the worst people in existence.
I had never heard of that doll lady, but that video was a tour de force. Should I ever need a monologue to audition for my next movie role, I think I’ll choose that: pathos, anger, complete lunacy; it’s got it all.
I had never heard of that doll lady, but that video was a tour de force. Should I ever need a monologue to audition for my next movie role, I think I’ll choose that: pathos, anger, complete lunacy; it’s got it all.
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I really enjoyed that rant about how NASTY NASTY NASTY we are. It made me feel like one of the cool kids. It's also quite a feat to manage to booly so many people to suicide by sitting in a corner of the internet having discussions they never have to look at.
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"It could've not come at the greatest time."
I need Strawberry to translate for me please.
I need Strawberry to translate for me please.
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Who the hell is asking the most unarticulate mush mouth idiot to review something?
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This is a joke, right?
What neck? Her chins are perfectly happy hanging out in their hijab hammock and don't need any cheap, plastic fans rattling their world.
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One snout.
-Welcome back to my channel
-Actually excited to review an item
-Did you buy it, you may ask???
-HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH
-No.
-It was "gifted"
-IT COULD HAVE NOT COME AT THE GREATEST TIME!!!!
-Triple digits
-Which is at least three digits
-THREE!!!!
-Hot
-Lemme tell ya
-YOU'LL DO INNYTHING TO KEEP COOL!!!!
-...right????
-Um
-COULD NOT HAVE SAID YES QUICKER TO REVIEW THIS PRODUCT!!!
-HAHAH HAHAHA HAAAAAA
-It's called the Youton neck fan
-Ask for it by name
-IT GOES AROUND YOUR NECK!!!!
-Totally hands free
-YOU NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH IT
-It comes with two
-COUNT THEM TWO (!!!!)
-Light flunkshuns
-The lights make you cooler
-JUST LIKE THE SUN!!!!
-Tried the item and lemme just say...
- .... UH..Iya
*hold on, we got a clog in the fuel line...
-SLEPT WITH IT AROUND HER NECK ALL LAST NIGHT!!!!
-THAT'S how good it is
-Three speeds
-YOU COULD WEAR IT TO THE OFFICE
-And no one would know
-Just the employees would know
-BUT NO ONE ELSE!!!!
-Opted for the black one
-Here are the buttons
-LOOK AT THEM!!!!
-You can charge it
-Because it's battery free (lol I cannae)
-This is the first speed
-FEEL THE POWER
-Second speed
-LISTEN TO IT!!!!
-Lights
-Oooo pretty
-It fills so good
-IT HAS SPEEDS!!!!
-The hell you say, Strorbry? How minny speeds?????
-THREE, FUCKERS!!!!!
-Awlee actually had her buy one for him
-For on his way to "work"
-It forces air into his plastic suit
-And THEN
-Jeremiah decided HE wanted to buy one for himself and he did!!!!
-It even bends
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-It even works on fat necks like hers!!!!
-So on the off chance you lack a neck the size of a Doric column
-IT WILL WORK JUST THE SAME
-$14.99
-FREE TWO DAY SHIPPING
-WOOP WOOP
-EHHEHEHE HEHE HEHHHHHH
-Would tell INNYBODY about
-this
particular...
- ...
-ITEM
-NEVER SEEN SOMETHEENG AS COOL AS THIS!!!!
-Um
-It's well made
-Gave it to the baybees to mangle
-It's feral resistant
-They dropped it and everything
-And it's still like the day she *bought* it
-Try it for yourselves
-YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTIT
-To spend money
-To make you com for tibb ull
-YOU CAN WEAR IT TO WALK
-YOU CAN RUN IN IT
-DRIVEEN
-SITTEENG
-This is what you want
-Because it's summer
-LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION!!!! (lol nope)
-HAVE A WONNERFUL DAY!!!
-Actually excited to review an item
-Did you buy it, you may ask???
-HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH
-No.
-It was "gifted"
-IT COULD HAVE NOT COME AT THE GREATEST TIME!!!!
-Triple digits
-Which is at least three digits
-THREE!!!!
-Hot
-Lemme tell ya
-YOU'LL DO INNYTHING TO KEEP COOL!!!!
-...right????
-Um
-COULD NOT HAVE SAID YES QUICKER TO REVIEW THIS PRODUCT!!!
-HAHAH HAHAHA HAAAAAA
-It's called the Youton neck fan
-Ask for it by name
-IT GOES AROUND YOUR NECK!!!!
-Totally hands free
-YOU NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH IT
-It comes with two
-COUNT THEM TWO (!!!!)
-Light flunkshuns
-The lights make you cooler
-JUST LIKE THE SUN!!!!
-Tried the item and lemme just say...
- .... UH..Iya
*hold on, we got a clog in the fuel line...
-SLEPT WITH IT AROUND HER NECK ALL LAST NIGHT!!!!
-THAT'S how good it is
-Three speeds
-YOU COULD WEAR IT TO THE OFFICE
-And no one would know
-Just the employees would know
-BUT NO ONE ELSE!!!!
-Opted for the black one
-Here are the buttons
-LOOK AT THEM!!!!
-You can charge it
-Because it's battery free (lol I cannae)
-This is the first speed
-FEEL THE POWER
-Second speed
-LISTEN TO IT!!!!
-Lights
-Oooo pretty
-It fills so good
-IT HAS SPEEDS!!!!
-The hell you say, Strorbry? How minny speeds?????
-THREE, FUCKERS!!!!!
-Awlee actually had her buy one for him
-For on his way to "work"
-It forces air into his plastic suit
-And THEN
-Jeremiah decided HE wanted to buy one for himself and he did!!!!
-It even bends
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-It even works on fat necks like hers!!!!
-So on the off chance you lack a neck the size of a Doric column
-IT WILL WORK JUST THE SAME
-$14.99
-FREE TWO DAY SHIPPING
-WOOP WOOP
-EHHEHEHE HEHE HEHHHHHH
-Would tell INNYBODY about
-this
particular...
- ...
-ITEM
-NEVER SEEN SOMETHEENG AS COOL AS THIS!!!!
-Um
-It's well made
-Gave it to the baybees to mangle
-It's feral resistant
-They dropped it and everything
-And it's still like the day she *bought* it
-Try it for yourselves
-YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTIT
-To spend money
-To make you com for tibb ull
-YOU CAN WEAR IT TO WALK
-YOU CAN RUN IN IT
-DRIVEEN
-SITTEENG
-This is what you want
-Because it's summer
-LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION!!!! (lol nope)
-HAVE A WONNERFUL DAY!!!
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She didn't buy one for Sebastian? What support skunk non-support fuckery is that?
**If you ever decide to do online Arcane Vocabulary courses - sign me up. Briny effluvia sold me.
**If you ever decide to do online Arcane Vocabulary courses - sign me up. Briny effluvia sold me.
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Ahhhh...the office. This reminds me of the days before Covid; those long ago days when we all put on our pantyhose, blow dried our hair, and drove to our over air-conditioned office to do important work for the day. I so miss starting the day with my coffee gently cooling on the USB mug-warmer. If only this fan had been available, glowing changeable colors lighting up the spreadsheets, a three speed fan to put around my neck and blow my hair and said spreadsheets into my neighbors cubicle. What color would it be next? Purple? Blue? So mesmerizing. Like the salads left in the community fridge though, I suspect my neck fan/light might be a temptation to office thieves, so alas, I won’t click Amy’s link. (Oh wait....)
Amy slept with it on? In a bed? Or sitting up in a recliner. Only one of those things can be true.
Amy slept with it on? In a bed? Or sitting up in a recliner. Only one of those things can be true.
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I hate to say that I own a similar product. With all the same features and shit.
The biggest drawback to these is that the batteries aren't replaceable. Meaning that while you can recharge the thing time and time again, every single time you charge it the batteries have diminished capacity. So the best thing you can do is use the thing until the batteries die then charge the fuck out of it, rinse/lather/repeat to get maximum usage out of the device. Otherwise you're shortening battery life by fucking with its memory. And once that battery no longer holds a sufficient charge? Throw the fan out, because now it's useless.
That's why I personally never use the lights - when I want to use the fan, it's for the fan feature, not retarded lights. Plus they look fucking stupid as hell.
Truth be told, the entire setup looks damned retarded. I personally use it for when I ride my indoor trainer on rollers, because I don't have room for a floor fan at this location so having a fan on my person that's not overly heavy helps. It's not a lot of air flow, but every little bit is appreciated, and this was a good solution for riding on rollers and preventing death by heat exhaustion.
The biggest drawback to these is that the batteries aren't replaceable. Meaning that while you can recharge the thing time and time again, every single time you charge it the batteries have diminished capacity. So the best thing you can do is use the thing until the batteries die then charge the fuck out of it, rinse/lather/repeat to get maximum usage out of the device. Otherwise you're shortening battery life by fucking with its memory. And once that battery no longer holds a sufficient charge? Throw the fan out, because now it's useless.
That's why I personally never use the lights - when I want to use the fan, it's for the fan feature, not retarded lights. Plus they look fucking stupid as hell.
Truth be told, the entire setup looks damned retarded. I personally use it for when I ride my indoor trainer on rollers, because I don't have room for a floor fan at this location so having a fan on my person that's not overly heavy helps. It's not a lot of air flow, but every little bit is appreciated, and this was a good solution for riding on rollers and preventing death by heat exhaustion.
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I have come to believe that these verdant Farms are perhaps the last bastion of sanity and rational thought left on the internet. In fact, I was just saying that very same thing to my reborn doll, LeDontay, as I changed his nappy out in the RV that I keep behind the compost heaps. And the tannery.
OK, forget about LeDontay. I am still quite a noob, but it strikes me that the Farms is one of those rare places with a built-in natural filter. Lugs get bored and leave. For the most part, I believe I would be quite comfortable around most of you vile and sickneen boolies. But here's the thing too...I don't quite think that most who would call us that fully grasp the patience and reserve that is employed here. But then how could they? It's a "there but for the grace of God go I" sort of situation.
Hot shit I am definitley going to buy one of these Yayting neck fans. AND I COULDN'T NOT HAVEN'T BOUGHTEN ONE AT A GREATEST TIME. Because yo, it's hot as balls out here. And this fucking plastic Crockpot suit is cooking my sweetmeats like...well, like a Crockpot cooks sweetmeats. I just want to confirm that whatever dual turbo fans I place around my countenance will have a steady shuffle of multi-colored LED lights, because that is essential to everyday productivity. Also, my other reborn doll, Cornelius, is blind, and I think if I get him one with the light show it will stimulate his optic nerves and then one fine day he will open his pretend eyes and say "Papa! I can see the rainbow!"Now a word from our sponsor.
Do you have a beefneck? Sure you do! Does it moisten the undercarriage of your hog wattle with the briny effluvia of your marathon sitting spree? Sure it does! Fear not, gentle maidens, we have the solution for you!
Allow us to introduce to you the Yaltoon Neck Fan. Yaltoon. The name you can trust for all of your flopsweat needs.
One snout.
-Welcome back to my channel
-Actually excited to review an item
-Did you buy it, you may ask???
-HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH
-No.
-It was "gifted"
-IT COULD HAVE NOT COME AT THE GREATEST TIME!!!!
-Triple digits
-Which is at least three digits
-THREE!!!!
-Hot
-Lemme tell ya
-YOU'LL DO INNYTHING TO KEEP COOL!!!!
-...right????
-Um
-COULD NOT HAVE SAID YES QUICKER TO REVIEW THIS PRODUCT!!!
-HAHAH HAHAHA HAAAAAA
-It's called the Youton neck fan
-Ask for it by name
-IT GOES AROUND YOUR NECK!!!!
-Totally hands free
-YOU NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH IT
-It comes with two
-COUNT THEM TWO (!!!!)
-Light flunkshuns
-The lights make you cooler
-JUST LIKE THE SUN!!!!
-Tried the item and lemme just say...
- .... UH..Iya
*hold on, we got a clog in the fuel line...
-SLEPT WITH IT AROUND HER NECK ALL LAST NIGHT!!!!
-THAT'S how good it is
-Three speeds
-YOU COULD WEAR IT TO THE OFFICE
-And no one would know
-Just the employees would know
-BUT NO ONE ELSE!!!!
-Opted for the black one
-Here are the buttons
-LOOK AT THEM!!!!
-You can charge it
-Because it's battery free (lol I cannae)
-This is the first speed
-FEEL THE POWER
-Second speed
-LISTEN TO IT!!!!
-Lights
-Oooo pretty
-It fills so good
-IT HAS SPEEDS!!!!
-The hell you say, Strorbry? How minny speeds?????
-THREE, FUCKERS!!!!!
-Awlee actually had her buy one for him
-For on his way to "work"
-It forces air into his plastic suit
-And THEN
-Jeremiah decided HE wanted to buy one for himself and he did!!!!
-It even bends
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-It even works on fat necks like hers!!!!
-So on the off chance you lack a neck the size of a Doric column
-IT WILL WORK JUST THE SAME
-$14.99
-FREE TWO DAY SHIPPING
-WOOP WOOP
-EHHEHEHE HEHE HEHHHHHH
-Would tell INNYBODY about
-this
particular...
- ...
-ITEM
-NEVER SEEN SOMETHEENG AS COOL AS THIS!!!!
-Um
-It's well made
-Gave it to the baybees to mangle
-It's feral resistant
-They dropped it and everything
-And it's still like the day she *bought* it
-Try it for yourselves
-YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTIT
-To spend money
-To make you com for tibb ull
-YOU CAN WEAR IT TO WALK
-YOU CAN RUN IN IT
-DRIVEEN
-SITTEENG
-This is what you want
-Because it's summer
-LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION!!!! (lol nope)
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-HAVE A WONNERFUL DAY!!!
I was concerned about the effectiveness of the airstream, because I usually wear a North Sea SCUBA welder's wet suit hood, but then I saw the vidya, and apparently the Yawteen fan will penetrate that cowl like a deathfat cackle in a quiet room. So I am def ordering three. Thank you eversomuch Strorbry for your concise and useful review, Please continue to burn bright. In the forest of the night.
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This is an ODM product of course. If you search these on Amazon there’s about 1,000 different “brands” that sell the exact same fan for various prices. So basically someone bought 10 of these from China for $3 each and is selling them under the name “You-ton“ (tf?) and had the genius idea to have Amy market them. I can’t wait to see this brand rival apple.