🍗 Deathfat Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

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krazy orange cat said:
I wonder how many of those tumblers she still has, hoping to sell them? Or how she thought she could get $35-40 for something that sells in most stores (with all the words spelled correctly) for $8-12.


Probably advertising her "craft and creations" Instagram page. "Home of the $5 Reeeeeechain!"
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" SHIPPING, It used to be 2USD, now 4USD.
 
This is the kind of quality people expect from A-me! I'm sure cutting off part of the purple smiley face is an artistic statement.
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This has been nagging at me because at times I am a pedantic tit. It's really not a keychain, is it? It's a keyring. I suppose I am hoist on my own pedantic petard, because I just looked at the masterpiece with the "happy" all over it, and there are in fact two rings linked, and some other assorted garbage shackled to them...so I suppose from the strict definition of the word, it is in fact a "key chain." I just think if you are going to label something as a chain, it should be more, well, chainy. This bit of astounding metalcraft strikes me as more ringy. But I'm no expert. A lesser man might not admit that, but I am unafraid. Hence, I posit that she accurately labels them as "keyrings." I shall submit a complaint to the Key Carriers Amalgamation, Northwestern Regional Office, addressed to the attention of the Nomenclature Compliance Officer. And I SWEAR TO GOD, if I don't get a response in a reasonable amount of time (preferrably the standard 6 - 8 weeks), that gentleman will sting from the next letter he gets from me. He will sting so bad, that he will probably cry.

I will die on this hill. It is a KEYRING.

Ok, send me my colorful puzzle pieces. There's this one corner I'm trying to complete, and this fucking thing is making the dining room table totally unusable. Plus, with the goddamn cats and their Shiva-like penchant for destruction, I will probably never finish it.
 
Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
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Change of story: Amy didn't have a massive stroke, she had a mini stroke.

-CHANGE OF STORY: AMY NEVER SAID SHE HAD TWO STROKES YOU MADE THAT UP!!!!

Two snouts. I don't know where you got that she had more snouts. 🐽🐽

-Welcome back to my demented bunny ears

-If you're new, welcome TO my demented bunny ears

-Actually goweeng to do a Q and/or A

-So you can get to know her better

*children screeching

-Please ignore the dumbrella stage left

-We're in for a durricane

-BATTEN DOWN

-Has a lot of questions sint in

-Will break it up into 15 minute videos

*checks the video length

*determines she's so fat she's slowing the rotation of the planet

-WILL NOT ANSWER INNY QUESTIONS ABOUT FALSE UM...

- ...

-ACCUSATIONS!!!!

-FALSE ACCUSATIONS MADE AGAINST HER!!!!

-Will not be covering that

-BECAUSE THEY ARE FALSE!!!!!

-Notheeng she needs to address about that

-WILL NOT ENTERTAIN LIES AND FALSE ACCUSINGS!!!!

-Because you just randomly came up with them on your own

-Then spread them like cream cheese on the Internet

-But not the cream cheese that comes in its own amount

-THE KIND THAT COMES IN A TUB!!!!!

-SO.

-To review:

-WILL NOT BE ANSWERING INNYTHING THAT'S FALSE!!!!

-Um

-Wants to tell you what she's been up to

-Been busy ha ha ha ha

-REECHAINS

-Everyone asks her where she got them

-"Nice reechain, sir and or madame. Which organization employeeng the mintally disabled did you purchase that from???"

-And she's all- I MAKE THEM MYSELF!!!!!

-It's self advertisement

-So she put all the reechains on a chain

-So she can shake them at you like a can full of pennies at a cat

-Curbside glitter service is a lifesaver

-She got silver glitter

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Which is different than chunky glitter

-This one is mooltiple colors

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-IT'S CHUNKY

-The brand is Rekellashuns™

-Ask for it by name

-Excited

-She doesn't make samples of flat colors

-Because they're flat

-Won't be reading the names of the question people

-Doesn't have time to read names

-Q: Why won't you seek proper help for your "eating disorder" EYE EE: psychiatrist

-She AM seeking proper medical help!!!!

-Has a dietician "on board"

-Therapist

-Physician

-PERSONAL physician

-Checks in with him every six weeks

-So he can check her

-She has a medical team

-They watch her dieteeng

-Q: Why are your YT numbers down and falling

-Ummmm

-Not sure???????

-SHE'S GAINEENG SUBS!!!!

*children screeching

-Doesn't know what you mean

-Won't lose sleep over it

-WHAT SHE DOES IS BRINGEENG JOY TO HER!!!!

-If you don't want to be here because she doesn't fill in the drama

-THEN SORRY

-This is HER channel

-Rarely looks at her numbers

-Or sub count

-Because subs can drop "dratically"

-HER VALUE IS NOT A NUMBER!!!!!

-Q" Did you walk tin minutes three times a day everyday

-So

-Yes

-Let me rephrase that

-No

-Walked every single day

-But not three times

-PUT EFFORTS IN!!!!

-Didn't keep track

-BUT IT WAS A LOT!!!!

-Q: Do you ever regret doeeng YT because of the "hate"

-Good question

-Does not regret it

-IT WAS SOMETHING SHE HAD ALWAYS DREAMED OF DOWEENG!!!!

-Reaching out to people

-Making friends

-Letting people know they are not alone

-If they get their ass stuck in a chair

-SHARING HER STORIES HELP PEOPLE!!!!

-Strugglings

-Sufferings

-Regrets sharing personal things

-APPSOLUTELY

-Has a trusting heart

-The kind of heart that would never intimidate children with a battery operated drill

-Or manipulate an intellectually disabled woman into marrying her brother in law

-SHE TRUSTS TOO EASILY!!!!

-This is not about her loyal subs who have her backfat

-MUH DEPRESSION!!!!

-Displayed too much private life

-GOT A LOT OF BACKLASH

-Regrets beening too trusting of enlarged heart

-Woulda coulda shoulda

-HAS LEARNED LESSONS!!!!

*children grunting

-Q: Why haven't you lost inny weight????

-Here's the thing

-THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE MAKER!!!!

-This is FACTS

-This is addiction

-Like smoking

-And pornography

-FOOD IS ALSO AN ADDICTION!!!!

-The worst thing about a food addiction is...

* ...wait for it....

-YOU HAFT TO HAVE FOOD TO SURVIVE!!!!

-SHE CAN'T GO MONTHS AND YEARS WITHOUT FOOD!!!!

-You *can* go years without jacking your junk to ICP porn

-AN ADDICTION IS AN ADDICTION!!!!

-She hafts to fuel her body with food

-Does not have a STOP button

-To tell her she don't need no more

-So is this weight loss attempt true????

-INNYBODY HER SIZE WOULD NOT WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!!

-And try to grow themselves bigger and bigger

-If you say that, then you have issues

-So IS this weight loss attempt true?????

-APPSOLUTELY

-APPsolutely.

-WANTS WEIGHT LOSS SO BAD!!!!

-But her addiction is super super SOOPER tough to kick

-Has good days and bad days

-Rilly bad days

-Good days fills like the conquered the day

-And didn't act in to her addiction

-PEOPLE SAY SHE IS LYEENG SHE IS NOT LYEENG!!!!!

-WHY WOULD SHE LIE???????????

-No binifit to her in lyeeng

-SHE IS NOT HURTING YOU!!!

-OR YOU!!!!

-SHE IS NOT HURTING HER HUSBAND AND CHILDREN!!!!!

-Is hurting her self

-HER LIFE

-Can't worry about how you think and fill about her

-WILL ONLY WORRY ABOUT WHAT *AMY* THINKS!!!!

-WHAT *AMY* WANTS!!!!

-WHAT *AMY* NEEDS!!!!

-So you can say this weight loss attempt isn't true

-BUT YOU HAVE NO BACK UP OF EVIDENCE!!!!

-YOU SHOULD NOT PASS ACCOOSASHUNS!!!

-It Is What It Is

-You only judge her because you don't want to judge yourself

-SO THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU COMMENT!!!!

-Q: Why do you take so minny down to relax days???? Is it because you're too big to do much???

-Fair game.

-You *could* say she is getting big

-And it is getting hard to do theengs

-DOES WHAT SHE NEEDS TO GET DONE!!!

-Pain

-Taking ONE HOUR a week for herself is not taking "a lot of down days"

-TAKES DOWN DAYS FROM YOUTUBE

-Overwhelmeeng

-YouTube is a big project

-Fills overwhelmed

-And steps away

-SO SHE DOESN'T LOSE HER FIRE!!!!

-TAKING PERSONAL TIME FOR HERSELF IS NOT A BAD THEENG!!!!

-Taking care of Amy is NUMBER ONE

-Number two is going to require an assistant and a sponge on a stick

-"People" think it's selfish for "other people" to take time for themselves

-DOES NOT FILL THAT IS SELFISH!!!!

-Healthy

-Self care is healthy

-So she can do things that are for JUST HER

-NOT YOU

-Q: Why do you haft to get ready for August

-Is shooting to record daily

-IT'S HER BIRTHDAY MONTH HOOO HOOOO!!!!

-Will upload everyday

-Has a shedjool

-Has everything shedjooled out

-Been precording

-IT'S HARD!!!!

-Q: When did the second stroke happen??? Said you only had one.

-Doesn't know where it came out that she has had more than one stroke

-!!!!!!!!!!!!

-"Mini-Stroke" in 2004

-The only stroke she ever had

-Did it scare her into taking care of herself????

-Yes

This is what she looked like

LOOK AT IT!!!!

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-COVER UP ALLAH IS WATCHING!!!!

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-Didn't start to pile on weight until 2008

-Gained 150 in a year

-Is the biggest she has ever been

-Blames it on addiction

-Not addiction

-MUH DEPRESSION!!!!

-And eateeng her fillings

-*yawn

-Is learning coping toles

-ONLY HAD ONE MINI STROKE!!!!

-NEVER HAD MORE STROKES!!!!

-YOU MADE IT UP!!!!

-THEN SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET

-Q: Don't forget to weigh in today

-You seen her weigh in

-Q: Missed the story of how you got a skunk omg never heard of that before

-HE IS MY PRECIOUS LITTLE SKUNK HA HA HAHAHA

-He came from Iowa

-He has a permit

-MOST PRECIOUS BABY EVER!!!!

-Emotional support pet

-Here's some fat skunk footage. He's the one without the hijab

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-He is her best friend

-They sleep together

-He is Jeremiah's best friend

-Omar and Esraa don't give a shit

-Awlee don't care

-HE CAN DO TRICKS!!!!

-Seen the comment about how he scoots his asshole on the carpet

-HE DOES NOT HAVE WORMS!!!!

-Took him to the vet

-He is NOT wiping his crap on the carpet of a rental home

-It's like how a bear rubs his asshole on a tree

-HE DOES NOT HAVE WORMS!!!!

-BYE BYE!!!!!
 
I have always loved the 'I need food to survive!' argument of the superfats.

Let's see. I recall her being about 5'3" or so...?

So her ideal weight range is 90-121 lbs.

So let's take the high end of her ideal weight, 120 lbs, and an estimated current weight of 480 lbs. This means that she has an excess of 360 lbs.

This 360 lbs is fat. Fat is 3500 calories per pound. This means that Amy is carrying a store of 1,260,000 calories

Her TDEE as a 480 lb woman is 3421 calories. Let's round down to 3400 to be nice and make our math more simple. So this is the amount of calories she must ingest per day to maintain her current weight, assuming that she is sedentary (the calculator I use assumes an office job, or 3% activity per day - which is high for Amy, but whatever, they don't have a 'bloated corpse' option). This caloric intake makes up for the metabolic processes her body must undergo to keep its vital organs functioning at current capacity (Basal Metabolic Rate) and adds in the activity burn of the day. If we were to go strictly off her BMR, it would be a 2,875 calorie per day requirement. But I'm being nice here and giving her the higher calorie requirement.

So this means if she sat around and failed to eat, she would burn through her calorie surplus in 370.588 days. This is absolutely low-balling it, as I'm not reducing her TDEE along with her inevitable weight loss, and I'm not using the BMR, which in the case of Amy the Inactive Slug might actually be more accurate.

TL; DR the spoiler shit: Amy has enough fat on her body that she could live for over a fucking year on her fat stores alone. All she'd need is a good multivitamin to avoid malnutrition and water to stave off dehydration, and she'd be good.

So yes, you dumb fat fuck, you absolutely /can/ stop eating for a prolonged period of time.
 
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