Ahuviya Harel / ADF / Phillip V. Haskins-Delici

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AWB-81 said:
I am also curious, who in their right mind would hire ADF to do anything? At this point, I cannot think of a single job that this man could be entrusted to.
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So far, Phil's only customer was likely his fake headmate. Mainly because based on my maths, there should only be around 1,000 or so Hispanic lesbians in the whole city of Portland.

Portland has around 600,000 people in it.
Hispanic population is around 55,000 or so
Women would be about 27,500 or so, considering gender rates
LGBTA proportion of city is about 8.5% or so.
Lesbians likely make up just about 2/5s to near half of the LGBTA, as BTA combined is puny, and Gs take the other half

While it is entirely possible he's not lying, especially if Phil is advertising, his appearance and the fact that he's still a dude are massive turnoffs to those of Lesbos last I checked.
 
RWS Watcher said:
I'm waiting to see what kind of BS story ADF comes up with. INB4 ADF accuses his uncle of touching his penis too.

Jacqueline "Jackie" Haskins has quite a few upright citizens in her family. ADF even has an older brother named Nicholas who wants nothing to do with him. ADF's dad even has a new family with grandkids who love him, ADF's dad, to death.

ADF's family is like the Chandlers in a way; There are so many winners in the family and then there's the lolcow who doesn't do so good.
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Any info on his older brother? Just kind of interested if he's said anything about ADF, or if ADF is the mad womyn in the attic for his family.
 
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Adamska said:
While it is entirely possible he's not lying, especially if Phil is advertising, his appearance and the fact that he's still a dude are massive turnoffs to those of Lesbos last I checked.
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He's fat, ugly, smelly and obviously crazy. Nobody would pay to have sex with him.
 
harvey dirdban said:
Calling it now, he just wants to add "sex worker" to his ever-growing list of oppresshuns. He's not even going to attempt to make any money at it.
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That's actually clever: when he inevitably gets no clients he can blame it on fat shaming or the Patriarchy or cyberbullies or the police or whatever, so he's even more oppressed than the average street walker can ever be!

AWB-81 said:
Okay, this person is clearly crazed and has already attempted suicide less than 2 months ago and now seems to be willingly entering the sex trade after posting all this and themselves in bondage equipment.
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And he claims to be a repeated victim of rape too.

I am also curious, who in their right mind would hire ADF to do anything? At this point, I cannot think of a single job that this man could be entrusted to.
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Will you hire someone whose tattoos tell you and your co-workers to die?
 
AWB-81 said:
At this point I cannot think of a single job that this man could be entrusted to.
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Shit cleaner?

Randall Fragg said:
Any info on his older brother? Just kind of interested if he's said anything about ADF, or if ADF is the mad womyn in the attic for his family.
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Nope. All I know is that Nicholas wants nothing to do with ADF, is not on speaking terms with him, does not have much of an online presence that I know of, and lives in New Jersey.
 
Has bitch tits realized that the vast majority of people who frequent prostitutes are heterosexual men?
 
Hmm, I wonder if his willingness to work constitutes fraud regarding his social security disability payments. I think lying about your ability to work is grounds for termination. If you can work as a sex worker, you can work flipping burgers or stocking shelves at Wal-Mart.
 
Aren't sex workers supposed to have at least SOME kind of positive feature/trait to attract clients? He has absolutely nothing going for him as far as sex appeal goes, so I don't ever see anyone spending their hard-earned cash to bang him. Look on the bright side, his repulsive appearance and personality will drive off clients to more deserving sex workers.
 
I made some more of Ahuviya's Bitstrips, as per tradition:
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Why does Bitstrip Ahuviya's hair color never match Real Life Ahuviya's hair color?
 
trombonista said:
Why does Bitstrip Ahuviya's hair color never match Real Life Ahuviya's hair color?
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For the same reason nothing else matches Real Life Hooves in those bullshit little bitstrips.

For some reason whoever created that thing didn't provide options for a half-pig half-Shrek hybrid.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Hmm, I wonder if his willingness to work constitutes fraud regarding his social security disability payments. I think lying about your ability to work is grounds for termination. If you can work as a sex worker, you can work flipping burgers or stocking shelves at Wal-Mart.
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You don't actually lose disability as long as you don't make more than $770 a month ($1070 if you are blind) but you are legally required to report your earnings to Social Security. Even if you earn more than that you get a certain number of months every five years you can exceed the limits as you attempt to re-enter the work force. By the way, profitable criminal activity DOES trigger the requirements, as does volunteer work (which I believe is treated as if it were paid). Anyway if the agency believes that you can earn more than that you can lose your disability benefits. I believe that only theoretical wages are considered, not actual employability, so if you did something dumb like, say, cover yourself in really stupid and offensive tattoos, you could be in a bad position.
 
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